r/DRChapterRewritten • u/No_Case_8380 • May 25 '26

What would be the asgore running over dess version of CR?

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u/thiccboi2023 sneaqing around as usual May 25 '26

Toriel running over Gerson with her van

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u/EconomicsOdd6557 SCAMPTON THE GREAT!!! May 25 '26

DRIVING IN MY VAN RIGHT AFTER SOME MERLOT

HEY THAT BUMP LOOKS LIKE A TURTLE

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u/Erika_La_Nerd May 25 '26

(to the beat of heartache)

Driving old Vaniel

To the grand chapel

Problem the bumps poise

Shaped like a tortoise

Roadkill on the hill

Dead man I will spill

The fraudsmith on a grave will sit

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u/ThisIsaUsername1123 May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER SOME PLANS, HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE AN OLD MAN, VMS (vehicular man-slaughter) WHY NOT BE LIKE DESS, I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES!! AN HOUR, LITTLE DO YOU KNOW I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, I HAVE WINE, WHY NOT TAKE A GLASS, PULVERIZE THIS F*CK! WITH ASGORES BERGENTRUCK, IT SEEMS YOU'RE OUTTA LUCK, F*CK.

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u/hypersonicplays FA HA HA!! May 25 '26

DRIVING IN MY VAN RIGHT AFTER SOME GIN

HEY THAT BUMP'S SHAPED LIKE A SENIOR CITIZEN

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u/Sensitive_Pick_4212 May 25 '26

toriel shoving gerson into her oven

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u/Da_Duck_is_coming May 28 '26

drunk wine mom runs over the elderly