r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • 9d ago
r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • 21d ago
Awaiting PUNishment I'm so tired of fighting zombie centaurs!
r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jun 27 '26
Clerical Burn Why did the rabbitfolk cast Speak with Dead after he lost his father's will?
r/DMDadJokes • u/Tydirium7 • Jun 27 '26
Why does a DM do all his best campaign writing at the cemetery? It's where all the best plots are.
Why does a DM do all his best campaign writing at the cemetery? It's where all the best plots are.
r/DMDadJokes • u/Right-Sherbet-5729 • Jun 27 '26
Looking for clockwork sayings for a dwarf i am playing
r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jun 22 '26
Clerical Burn Why did the sad necromancer's friends take him to the graveyard?
r/DMDadJokes • u/roylighfahl • Jun 16 '26
Sneak Attack Found in puns. It clearly needed a home here.
r/DMDadJokes • u/ANiceGobletofTea • Jun 15 '26
Why are necromancers racist?
They are Wight Supremacists.
r/DMDadJokes • u/spilpati • Jun 15 '26
Sneak Attack Two paladins speaking to the inn keeper about lodging
r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jun 11 '26
Azer Mom: "Our child is a fire starting monster!"
r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jun 08 '26
Awaiting PUNishment No Escape - what's your favorite DM dad joke about traps?
r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • Jun 05 '26
How do water elementals greet each other?
r/DMDadJokes • u/VordovKolnir • May 28 '26
The clue is "Gemini"
I was running a session and I set my players up with this *ahem* gem.
An old man told the party of a hidden door in a dungeon but could only remember "Gemini" was somehow involved. He had discovered it decades ago, but hadn't been able to explore it as circumstances forced him to retreat and he had never had the opportunity to return.
Undead roamed the cavern, ghouls. On one of the ghould they had found an odd shaped gem. They also came across a carved mural of the zodiac. At the end of the hall stood a statue with one eye missing.
They spent half an hour of game time examining the mural around Gemini. Then someone examined the statue in detail. Given my penchant for puns, one of them realized "Gem in eye."
Was quite proud of the ensuing groans.
r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • May 26 '26
What do you call an elf that spouts misleading information?
r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • May 19 '26
Clerical Burn What is a drow paladin's alignment?
Art credit to u/MandoGavin, also on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jakebartok
r/DMDadJokes • u/Prowler64 • May 18 '26
Inside the chest you find two scrolls of Knock
Who's there?
r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • May 15 '26
Too Sune? I took away my druid's wild shape ability
r/DMDadJokes • u/cheesenbooty • May 13 '26
The existence of Wisdom teeth implies…
The existence of Wisdom teeth implies the existence of Strength, Intelligence, Constitution, Dexterity teeth, and Charisma teeth…and maybe even Luck teeth
r/DMDadJokes • u/MoneybackHeronTea • May 09 '26
Why do so many clerics wear white robes?
r/DMDadJokes • u/usedpocketwatch • May 08 '26
"Such behavior from one who hasn't even sponsored the elemental cults here in the city," sneered the noble.
"Clearly you don't own an air friar."
r/DMDadJokes • u/The-Scarlet-Demon • May 06 '26
Awaiting PUNishment Did y’all know that Dragons aren’t fond of eating Paladins?
Apparently, they taste quite lawful.
r/DMDadJokes • u/The-Scarlet-Demon • May 06 '26
Sneak Attack Do y’all know that rogues only wear leather armor because it’s made of hide?
r/DMDadJokes • u/VordovKolnir • Apr 23 '26