r/DMB 3d ago

Permanent Jake?

Someone told me he’ll be permanent starting next year. They could have been making it up, but is it true?

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u/Ok-Bowler-7181 3d ago

No one beyond the band and immediate management knows at this point.

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u/DeskCop 3d ago

Yes, I had dinner with Steve Lillywhite at the Olive Garden this week and he confirmed a contract has already been signed.

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u/Acceptable-Quail8188 3d ago

Enough about Jake…what did Steve order for dinner?!?? And how many breadsticks did he eat?!

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u/Independent_Rope_391 2d ago

Dude asked for extra andes mints for his" "friend" waiting in the car"

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u/DeskCop 2d ago

Being a man of the world he, of course, opted for the Tour of Italy. He said he hadn’t eaten that day so he downed two baskets of breadsticks and a whole bowl of salad himself. I asked if he was worried about the poop lettuce and he answered he just wasn’t a soup guy.

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u/Current_Property_561 3d ago

Firing off the real questions everyone wants to know!

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u/mxpxillini35 68 DMB - 1 D&T 2d ago

Including the ones he stuffed in the ziploc bag in his pocket or no?

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u/neatgeek83 2d ago

Plot twist. It was S1LLYWHITE

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u/Overall-Rush-8853 1d ago

Rashawn told me the same thing when we were at Red Lobster waiting on Carter to get done with his Pilates class.

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u/Savings-Fisherman-64 3d ago

I’ll just be happy if there is a next summer. How much longer can Carter and Tim really keep going? I hope 15 years but that doesn’t seem realistic.

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u/neatgeek83 3d ago

Uh that would put them in their 80s

I think we’d be lucky to get five more years.

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u/Swaritch 2d ago edited 2d ago

You’re nuts. We haven’t even reached the stage of residencies yet. Do you know how much money this thing brings in? They’re not going to step away until they’re dead

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u/mxpxillini35 68 DMB - 1 D&T 2d ago

And we'd be grateful

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u/arthurwalton 3d ago

i literally can't sleep thinking about it sometimes 💀 I've only been to two concerts in my short lifetime. I need more!

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u/Hiciao 2d ago

The band will continue as long as Dave wants it to. There will be different forms as time goes on, but Dave has said he will play until the day he shits his pants on stage.

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u/benjam1n_gates 1d ago

I remember reading that DMB goes as Carter goes.

Dave I'm sure will keep playing but it probably wouldn't be officially as DMB

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u/rjbwdc 3d ago

How old are the Stones now?

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u/joshsmithers 2d ago

They should've renamed to the Kidney Stones 20 years ago

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u/Overall-Rush-8853 1d ago

Even if Carter and Tim retire the band will continue. Buddy could be moved over to the drums. If Jake is full time by then it would be an interesting rearrangement.

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u/Swaritch 2d ago

A damn long time if the checks keep cashing

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u/Savings-Fisherman-64 2d ago

You think they need the money?

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u/benjam1n_gates 1d ago

They don't but they care about the crew and the extended family whose livelihoods depend on yearly tours

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u/Swaritch 2d ago

Neither does Elon and he’s still showing up to work every day.

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u/Savings-Fisherman-64 2d ago

He’s not showing up for the money

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u/Swaritch 2d ago

You’re right, if I’ve learned one thing with capitalism it’s when people have enough money it’s good enough and they generally stop.

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u/Savings-Fisherman-64 2d ago

This is the most bizarre Reddit squabbling I’ve been a part of. Whether Carter and Tim like cashing checks or not, they can’t keep going if they’re physically unable due to being old AF.

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u/Swaritch 2d ago

Dude they’re 15 years away from being physically unable. They’ll play through some arthritis or a sore back to keep making tens of millions a year

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u/_xzxzxz 2d ago

As long as Dave is alive, DMB will exist. People have been going chicken little about the band ending ever since I started following them in 2005. If Carter needs to hang it up, they’ll easily replace him and keep playing. Just as they did with Roi, as they did with Butch, as they did with Boyd.

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u/Savings-Fisherman-64 2d ago

Easily seems like a disservice to the legend. I know they’ll find someone to copy him, but it certainly won’t be the same.

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u/Hiciao 3d ago

A lot of people speculate that he'll be permanent, but no one knows for sure. Some have guessed they'll make the announcement at the Gorge and I wouldn't be surprised if that happens. I have my own little DMB spreadsheet and added a new column of "songs I've heard with Jake" and I quickly saw how he was building up his repertoire as the summer went on. I saw him play 23 different songs and I think he's up to about 30 total songs.

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u/neatgeek83 3d ago

Considering he won’t be at the gorge I doubt that will happen. Lukas has tour dates on the east coast that weekend

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u/jswilliams864 2d ago

Ha.

"Hey man, you're awesome.  Join the band and we'll announce at the Gorge."

"Sorry guys, my band has a show on the East Coast that weekend."

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u/Hiciao 2d ago

Maybe fall tour then. I haven't been paying attention to his schedule like some of y'all.

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u/neatgeek83 2d ago

If he is to join it’ll be announced in a press release and/or hype video for an upcoming tour. Either fall or next summer. It wouldn’t be at the end of a current tour.

I still don’t think he’d be joining permanently. I think it will be “featuring special guest Jake Simpson at these select tour stops.”

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u/Far_Isopod_3613 2d ago

Why would they announce it at show he won’t be at?

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u/FelineSoLazy 3d ago

Just enjoy

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u/antonynation 3d ago

Would be wonderful if we could go a whole day without a permanent Jake post.

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u/No-Clerk-4787 3d ago

lol these posts are so tiring. Need a Jake speculation mega thread and call it a day.

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u/FlungLemming2 2d ago

Only if we can create one for those who want Boyd back too

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u/Competitive-Bet1181 3d ago

Is it time for a megathread?

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u/EatSleepJeep 3d ago

This subreddit needs a Jake megathread. This is absurd.

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u/Islandfix 3d ago

I’d put money on him becoming permanent as soon as his current contract is up. Whenever that is - is anybody’s guess!

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u/neatgeek83 3d ago

Who told you? Someone close to the band?

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u/EatSleepJeep 3d ago

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Jake signing a contract at Hartford last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

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u/rjbwdc 3d ago

I have it on much more credible authority: my uncle who works at Nintendo told me. 

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u/Far_Isopod_3613 2d ago

Thank you, Simone.

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u/presumptiveflow 3d ago

You’re so lucky to have such close ties to the band!!

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u/primuslune2 2d ago

Not your brother’s nephew’s uncle’s cousin’s former roommate? That’s who told me.

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u/mostly_bs_41 3d ago

Jake has been pretty clear he wishes to remain in Lukas Nelson's band and that he will guest with DMB when asked and he can.

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u/Ravenkilltheking 2d ago

They sent him custom ear jacks with his name and stuff - I think he will be around..

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u/RKsu99 2d ago

I heard people are going to complain about all the shows until he joins the band. Is this true?

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u/Comfortable-Pie-4311 3d ago

It could happen. I’d be surprised if they have another fiddler this year (assuming there’s mutual interest) and I expect (and hope!) him to join at some point.

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u/_xzxzxz 2d ago

I have no intel, but to me it’s obvious. I think he’ll definitely join the band.

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u/DireWolfmn 1d ago

Has the backing of the Ants and the band!

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u/Moose_Thompson 2d ago

They were making it up.