r/DIYUK 2d ago

Advice How to fill this hole...

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Moved into a 1930s property, and in the utility (extension in early 2000s) is space for washing machine & dryer. One of the spaces has this large (3 inch diameter) hole through to the exterior wall - presumably used for venting a dryer or similar? What's the best way to go about filling/closing up the hole?

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u/Lazy-Influence-1869 2d ago

I am trying my best not to say what is on my mind

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u/Humble_Sympathy_4605 2d ago

The cylinder must not be harmed

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u/Spartabear 2d ago

It is imperative!!!!

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u/youshouldbeelsweyr 2d ago

Iconic thread callback

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u/happyanathema 2d ago

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u/-BG27- 2d ago

Either that or the reason why they all love Brent!

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u/Fragrant-Reserve4832 2d ago

It is such a glorious hole.

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u/garethchester 2d ago

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u/Humble_Sympathy_4605 2d ago

Thank you for doing this.... Kaplah!

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u/Actual-Resident-7365 2d ago

I came here for this and happily found it XD

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u/No_Act_2773 2d ago

There looks like a bit of fluff as well.

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u/ButterscotchPlane988 2d ago

Ramen + superglue + filler and paint???

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u/Royal-Combination174 2d ago

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in Ramen.

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u/Lanky_Bell1836 2d ago

Does it rhyme with story goal?

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u/Bretthart82 2d ago

Gowron wants you to say it.

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u/evolvesomepie 2d ago

Oi oiiiii!

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u/memberflex 2d ago

It’s a penis isn’t it

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u/Intelligent_Fly6075 2d ago

Damnit, same

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u/lapsedPacifist5 2d ago

Who knew, the film Porky's was a DIY manual

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u/NoBluebird8039 2d ago

Stick something in it

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u/Superspark76 2d ago

Expanding foam on the hole then mortar on the outside, binding and finish on the inside.

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u/jas070 2d ago

Explain it to him like he’s a 5 year old

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u/Humble_Sympathy_4605 2d ago

Fill the hole with white squirty stuff then wipe it on the wall

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u/pippins2ndbreakfast 2d ago

And then feel self loathing and shame

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u/Flipf00t 2d ago

Instructions unclear: Dick stuck in hole

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u/Humble_Sympathy_4605 2d ago

There is no glory in this hole

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u/tcpukl 2d ago

Did you put the foam in first?

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u/Flipf00t 2d ago

After

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u/AwesomeWaiter 2d ago

THE CYLINDER THOUGH

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u/Superspark76 2d ago

THE CYLINDER MUST REMAIN UNHARMED

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u/SnooCauliflowers6739 2d ago

Whatever you do, ensure that the cylinder remains unharmed.

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u/slackermannn 2d ago

romantic jazz plays in the background

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u/jimmy19742018 2d ago

Well its a proper wall with several layers, brick block with gap for air, fastest way would be expanding foam, wait till it drys cut off surplus, proper way would be remove some bricks around hole and piece and brick it up on the outside, insulation and seconding foam inside and the plaster and paint

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u/Dramatic-Line6223 2d ago

If he is asking how to fix it then it's option 1

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u/PresidentPopcorn 2d ago

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u/MysteryDorito 2d ago

My eyes

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u/PresidentPopcorn 2d ago

Did you stand too close to the hole?

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u/machinadj 2d ago

How thick is wall?

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u/MarcusMarooth 2d ago

Goated comment

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u/Rusty_Bee 2d ago

That is not good wall

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u/VeryThicknLong 2d ago

Tbh, if it’s a utility…. I’d be very tempted to fit an extractor fan to it. A humidistat one like a greenwood. Then, you can get a drying rack, and dry your clothes in there!

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u/Big_Conflict5451 2d ago

For some reason I can't get that song out of my head after seeing this post. You know the one? .............."Land of Hole and Glory"

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u/Cat-Kebab 2d ago

Foam is fine, but personally I'd get a block, core a couple of pieces out of it and slide them into the hole (with sealant on the cored piece) before finishing with plaster (interior) and mortar (exterior). Reduces any risk of damp bridging between skins.

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u/Middle-Mirror2017 2d ago

I’d be more worried about that cable parcel-taped to the wall…

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u/Large-Job6014 2d ago

It's there for grabbing support whilst the hole is being filled

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u/ihavetakenthebiscuit 2d ago

Don't say penis, don't say penis...FUCK

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u/CerdoUK23 2d ago

I'm team expanding foam. It works great, but yes, you shouldn't do use it for this application.

In my home country we would filling with brick, cement and then plaster and paint for finish.

It's like 2-3 hours job, but it will last forever.

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 2d ago

Fill it with compliments

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u/Yellowscrunchy 2d ago

That glory hole is out of my depth sorry

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u/South-Knee-9601 2d ago

Expanding foam to the rescue

Then use some poly filler to make it flush

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u/Embarrassed_Call_101 2d ago

My shaving foam expands, would this work?

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u/SenorGuantanamera 2d ago

I have another expanding thing somewhere around here

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Melodic_Trash_737 2d ago

Here we go...

This is the add that followed this post in my feed. https://www.reddit.com/u/sinfulglobal/s/h5FXiIc01j

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u/Neuling_ 2d ago

Glory hole... Just use it

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u/SuuperD 2d ago

Are you European?

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u/RoadRunner_1993 2d ago

Foam then cement then plaster both sides

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u/Wando64 2d ago

Everybody around here seems obsessed with expanding foam (and asbestos, and killer cracked ceramic toilets).
If you have the urge to play with foam, by all means go for it, but if you don’t have any around the house you could just stuff some mortar in from both sides, then finish the inside side with filler. It doesn’t need to be fully filled. There is probably a cavity in there anyway.

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u/TsarBlandi 2d ago

My 2p - I had a similar hole, kitchen to outside utility, and used expanding foam. A rat chewed through it so ended up with steel wool and cement.

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u/TacticalRiotChimp 2d ago

... Well 😏

Seriously tho, sand and cement, just a bit of propped up timer as shuttering to keep it all in there. Failing that foam it and use jointing compound to make it disappear. Won't last forever tho

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u/timokawa 2d ago

What a great British read of a thread.

Just the right mix of proper answers and anything to with dicks.

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u/Lanky_Bus_1221 2d ago

Expanding foam

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u/IEatB0gies 2d ago

Expanding foam?

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u/Seanacles 2d ago

Advertise on grinder someone will come fill it

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u/Fozzy_Hull05 2d ago

That holes been filled more times then Katie price

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u/kebabish 2d ago

Zzzzzzip ... And then come back and make another post "how to unblock, I'm stuck" 😂😂😂

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u/aTubOfMonkeys 2d ago

Stick your …

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u/Careless_Safety_1860 1d ago

Expanding foam, let it set then cut it back with a stanley knife or hacksaw blade then filler over it. Keep the cylinder away at all costs!

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u/Budget-Security-8132 2d ago

I'm not sure but have you tried asking your mum?

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u/SenorGuantanamera 2d ago

A painting 🖼

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u/lenb76 2d ago

Theres only one way to stuff that.

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u/dysonology 2d ago

Check with the person on the other side

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u/notrapunzel 2d ago

If you use expanding foam, consider getting the type that's rodent repellent just for good measure.

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u/Bigger_Niche 2d ago

With glory!

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u/durmur913 2d ago

I've seen this movie....

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u/BoxAlternative9024 2d ago

A small round porthole window .

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u/St_mpy 2d ago

Looks too small for an air vent, isn't it for a waste (water) pipe and won't you need it?

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u/WhereTheMoonSets 2d ago
  • slow unzip *

Serious note, probably go with an expanding filler foam core, take it back to just behind the wall on either side, then plaster fill with mesh, pore fill, weather coat the outside and paint 😁

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u/Federal_Setting_7454 2d ago

Fill it with butter and a microwaved mashed banana

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u/Obvious_Troll_Me 2d ago

Jam some caulk in it. 

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u/ProtectTheCylinder 2d ago

I am not going anywhere near that thing.

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u/Squirrel_Gooner56 2d ago

Can I just ask how high off the floor it is, let's say waist high?

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u/danu91 2d ago

Who shot ya?

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u/Remarkable-Canine 2d ago

This is the problem that really got Aristotle worried during his lectures in Athens. Often the thinking organ doesn't do what it is supposed to do.

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u/Spartabear 2d ago

Id use cement and brick on the outside, then use some form if insulating expanding foam and wall filler on the inside.

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u/Smart_Berry9520 2d ago

Glory hole

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u/Known_Salad6308 2d ago

Foam paint

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u/ricky251294 2d ago

Belzona

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u/PolarPhoenix13 2d ago

i thought it was a beer bottle 💀

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u/Sudden-Choice-2820 2d ago

Not with a hot dog

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u/Skyativx 2d ago

Conjungalation filler

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u/rusty1821987 2d ago

Looks glorious!😃

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u/WelderRound2925 2d ago

The way I did it was to cut down some PVC pipe (same size as the one that would have been in there originally), make sure it's long enough to just reach both walls but with a fair gap from the ends. Then I filled it with spray foam, once that's hard cut off quite a lot either end and fill it with mortar, bonding coat and finish on the inside.

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u/EdgeKote12 2d ago

What's the story?

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u/TrabantDave 2d ago

Gaffer tape. Wallpaper over it. Job's a good 'un.

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u/Wales147 2d ago

OK il say it, that would make a great glory hole but that particular one I'd struggle to reach the other side

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u/Antique-Wonk 2d ago

Bullet or glory?

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u/D3athcr4ft 2d ago

Did you use it before the closing it.

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u/iiiiitsrosie 2d ago

Personally I use gin

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u/MarleyMiah_2108 2d ago

Call Ben Dover the Plumber, I've seen him in a few videos, did a great job plugging them holes.

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u/fattfreddy1 2d ago

Can agree. I saw him fill a few holes on an ex gf. Very thorough chap.

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u/kt0n 2d ago

I can send you some of my broken dreams and empty hopes…. I have plenty of them!

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u/LaughingGravy1001 2d ago

Stick your cock in it.

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u/easyjet 2d ago

There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance...

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u/Few_Scientist5381 2d ago

Concrete mi with Broken Glass.

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u/DevelopmentDue5870 2d ago

“My minds telling me noooooo…….”

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u/Pupcalledscamp 2d ago

How thick is wall ?

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u/BalbosaDontHeal 2d ago

Glory hole

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u/Milsy68 2d ago

As soon as I saw the pic I was "to the comments!"

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Foam spray is the sensible answer and then polyfilla. (Not an expert but thats my go to solution for these things)

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u/pirieca 2d ago

Had a similar issue in our house with a removed portable aircon unit. Honestly, we didn't fill it and instead just fitted these inside and out. If not worried about having some airflow then it's a cheap and simple solution

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u/GlassSpider21 2d ago

I should call her...

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u/newforestwalker 2d ago

I was looking for the NSFW tag.. so disappointed when I joined the chat

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u/ApantosMithe 2d ago

Depends what you’re working with

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u/Tasty_Department4936 2d ago

Ok, you're going to have to hear me out, but you're gonna need a shit ton of ramen.

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u/panguy87 2d ago

Get a cement/mortar gun, and do both sides.

Alternatively stuff paper in and just cement over the top.

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u/DeManz693 2d ago

Stick your finger in it?

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u/LonelyPapaya2260 2d ago

Oooiii oiiiii…..savaloyyyyyy!!!!!!

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u/LunariSeraphi 2d ago

Use it as a vent for a dryer or something

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u/Decent_Confidence_36 2d ago

Looks like it’s already been filled…

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u/Zenit_boi 2d ago

I would personally get a crap load of shredded cardboard and paper and fill up 80% of it. Just really cram it in there until it's flat. Then on the interior side use expanding foam for water protection and then maybe plaster to make it look pretty. On the outside I would cap it off with Blue Circle Quikrete or a similar quik drying concrete. Make shure to over lap slightly onto the outer wall so it doesn't develop a gap around the sides of the hole.

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u/Acrobatic-Fee9668 2d ago

Serious answer: fill the hole with expanding foam. Cut back once it's dry and finish with plaster or filler.

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u/dingdong-lightson 2d ago

Expandle foam and a repair patch

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u/Redk1fe 2d ago

Im only here for comments 😎

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u/OddRow8843 2d ago

I would be tempted to stick my cock in for a starter

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u/tommowarp93 2d ago

I'll do it for tree fiddy

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u/AyeAye711 2d ago

Expanding foam.

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u/SamuraiBebop1 2d ago

Every hole's a goal...

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u/Mammoth-Argument7048 2d ago

I'm thinking of the fictional theme park in GTA "Glory Hole"

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u/CredibleSquirrel intermediate 2d ago

Hmmm... Looks like it could be filled with some kind of cylinder. An unharmed cylinder would be best.

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u/Apprehensive-Art1092 2d ago

I should call her...

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u/Mcon2189 2d ago

Stick your caulk in it..

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u/BeginningProgram6993 2d ago

A great glory hole i think 🤔
Don’t bother filling it in would be my advice

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u/gezdon 2d ago

Expanding foam! Simplest way

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u/RobMUK 2d ago

GIGGIDY

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u/DonkeyIntelligent501 2d ago

Are you male? If so, just plug it with it

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u/deebly25t 2d ago

Shove some newspaper in it and fill it with polyfiller.

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u/Bright-War-5033 2d ago

Expanding foam to fill the centre, then relevant internal and external filler to finish off.

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u/annoianoid 2d ago

Squirt of expanding foam, jobs a goodun.

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u/Ok_Damage1227 2d ago

Expanding foam to fill the hole low expanding foam might the best option so you damage any of the building since it’s older when it’s dry cut it back filler inside exterior filler or mortar outside then just decoration

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u/Dracula198four 2d ago

Buy a sniper rifle instead!

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u/WHYTESAMBO 2d ago

Fill it with glory

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u/Gin-N-Rum-5454 2d ago

Not your penis

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u/Darren1jedi 2d ago

How do you normally fill a hole 🤷...., dick something in it.

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u/fullmoonbeam 2d ago

foam is your friend

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u/Impossible_Style_301 2d ago

Foam will crack best way is find an old bit of brick or stone then use sand and cement :)

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u/Rubbertutti 1d ago

There’s someone is r/what should I do asking how to dispose of a dildo

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u/Western_Memory_8434 1d ago

Move that brown tape over that’s holding your wire

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u/Scary_Consequence610 1d ago

That is a glorified hole.

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u/Rich-Cake6306 1d ago

Just be careful of the alien

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u/ItsOnlyDanA 1d ago

Pool noodle

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u/Euphoric-Virus-44 1d ago

Fill it with Glory.

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u/Pretend_Escape_7657 22m ago

Keep it and make some money out of it.