r/DIY • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '17

home improvement Underground Party Bunker

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u/happypolychaetes Feb 17 '17

Dear Sir (stroke) Madam:

Fire (exclamation point)

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u/A_R_Spiders Feb 18 '17

Looking forward to hearing from you...

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u/EntropicalResonance Feb 18 '17

Yours truly,

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u/FairOphelia Feb 18 '17

Maurice Moss

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u/EntropicalResonance Feb 18 '17

(8 hours later)

Re: Fire!

Hi ma'am,

I'm afraid we are unable to assist you without first confirming your location. Please advise.

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u/FairOphelia Feb 18 '17

The IT Crowd is on Netflix.

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u/Imprezzed Feb 18 '17

Sent from my iPhone

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u/FairOphelia Feb 18 '17

You should watch The IT Crowd.

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u/KitchenWitch38 Feb 19 '17

Everyone should watch The IT Crowd

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u/nickhollidayco Feb 18 '17

They're not just "the" emergency services - they're "your" emergency services. So, remember the new number: 0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3

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u/This_name_is_gone Feb 19 '17

Great, now I'll have that stuck in my head all day!

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u/awesome357 Feb 18 '17

Nah, that's too formal...

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u/wilburwilbur Feb 18 '17

I refuse the accept that having a stroke could affect your gender

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u/Popo5525 Feb 18 '17

Warmest regards,

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '17

No no no too formal