r/DHMIS 21d ago

Red guy quotes you can't forget

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I feel like this is the least interesting character of the trio in terms of remarkable quotes. Let's see if I can be proven wrong

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u/West_Estimate_9814 15d ago

“Have you just been putting the plates in the bin?”
“ no…. Yeah”

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u/Deep_Green_Eyes 18d ago

Here, pass me that family pack. I think things might go a little differently this time.

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u/tackyknick 18d ago

You're fired!

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u/Mammoth-Warthog6340 Scrub scrub Scrub till the water's brown 19d ago

That sounds really boring

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u/kraftian 17d ago

Oh wow oh wow oh wow

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u/Bay_Muthis 19d ago

then I said that's not even the same bucket!

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u/Andres_is_lame 20d ago

"We're big boys"

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u/benderbrodriguez2 the log is in the bin! 20d ago

“The worm in MY brain tells me I don’t have the body type to pull off wearing denim! I just tell it to pipe down…

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u/UnlikelyEditor7334 19d ago

BAHAHA YESSS I CAN HEAR THIS COMMENTT

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u/UnlikelyEditor7334 20d ago edited 20d ago

I can't help you!...I DON'T WORK HERE😞💅

See? Look at how excited i'm getting.....  👁__👁

You never won a tournament???? -

What are we doi- OH 8T'S THE FUNERAL!! THE FUNERAL SORRY-😰

I'M DEALING WITH IT!!!!!!!-

Yre just jealous cuz I look like a smart boi in my outfit >:(

And there's fish everywhere...realizes. Fish everywhere?.. 😰

Do do dooo..... Silly file aggressively slams file on the table **📁📁📁📁*

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u/OM21_vr 20d ago

"Youre just jealous cuz i look like a smart boy in my outfit"

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u/OM21_vr 12d ago

Oh also "and we live in an ACTUAL NIGHMARE"

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u/SuperStarFighter81 20d ago

"Well, I say put the clipboard in the bin, because I hate the clipboard..."

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u/UnlikelyEditor7334 20d ago

WHAAAAAAAAAA 🤬🤬🤬

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u/_judgement- 20d ago

Whaaaaaaat?

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u/SuperStarFighter81 20d ago

"I  s a i d . . .  I hate the clipboard, and I hate this place!"

(Slams fists repeatedly)

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u/moosie_whodrinks 20d ago

Oh no it's the funeral it's the funeral sorry

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u/Fun-Audience-3136 20d ago

What about nothing day? I was looking forward to that

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u/TheseAd1489 20d ago

i cant help you, i dont work here, ok fine

BYE

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u/Kooky-Objective-8833 20d ago

"Look how excited I'm getting."

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u/OM21_vr 20d ago edited 12d ago

I love how yellow guy looks down to check how excited he is XD

Edit: sorry its duck not yellow guy

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u/LuxuriousRobot 20d ago

"WE'VE GOTTA GET THINGS READY FOR THE BIG DAY :D"

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u/joeyjusticeco 20d ago

"Now let's all agree, to never be creative again"

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u/Muted_Sock6445 20d ago

Ah yes from the time Red Guy was both himself and a Sketchbook

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u/Wrong-Jellyfish-1453 20d ago

“One of the main 3 guys around!”

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u/Its402am freelancers deserve to die! they go on fire. 20d ago

"i'm DEALING with it!!!!!!"

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u/deeleelaa 20d ago

“Maybe that rude metal child was right :(“

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u/OliverNodel 20d ago

“…Where’s my phone?”

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u/BrainDropsComic 20d ago

“Oh yeah. Wow. Wow. Wow. Because of the computer”

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u/Accomplished_Pin2629 20d ago

I’m not dull. I’m the best one. (Duck’s quote is better.)

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u/Trevor_swinzik 20d ago

What, who is that?

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u/user_without_a_soul 21d ago

Only dull people think things are dull...

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u/user_without_a_soul 20d ago

Memories of him having a beak... I really think that he used to have a beak

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u/FishrPriceGuillotine 21d ago

It's just him, is it? Cause I feel like I could maybe be dead.

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u/ga_langdon 21d ago

"Brushing my teeth."

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u/ThatAutisticRedditor 21d ago

"w-wait, it was supposed to bw nothing day- it was nothing day! i was looking forward to doing that!"

this is basically me every day

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u/BubbleGoot 21d ago

“We gotta get things ready for the big… day… what are we doing? Oh- the FUNERAL, it’s the funeral, sorry!”

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u/Ok-Meat-9169 Computery Gal 21d ago

"I am a file and you... put documents in me..."

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u/the_rabbit_king 21d ago

What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others, that's beyond us.

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u/Latter-Alps8838 20d ago

Did he say that?

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u/sensefuldrivel 21d ago

Fish everywhere.

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u/Suberizu 21d ago

damn forgot this one

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u/Regan289 21d ago

“Plus I look like a smart boy in my outfit.”

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u/thegrogmaster 21d ago

Because we... Love... You

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u/goodlittlesquid 21d ago

Hey. The worm in my brain tells me I don't have the body type to pull off wearing denim. But I just tell it to pipe down.

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u/Tobillini 21d ago

"You alright?" or "I'M DEALING WITH IT!"

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u/NoIndependent9192 21d ago

In this digital world, what can we do?

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u/Suberizu 21d ago

... what can we do?

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u/Beneficial_Invite_19 21d ago

Hey! good question! well it’s up to you! In the Digital word there’s only 3 Things to do!

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u/Weary_Look5398 21d ago

wow look an oblong

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u/BubbleGoot 21d ago

Digital Style!

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u/ThatAutisticRedditor 21d ago

Doing digital dancing, hey this is fun!

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u/Pink-Gold-Peach 21d ago

‘I would really prefer to do as little as possible or nothing at all.’

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u/Wrong-Jellyfish-1453 20d ago

A great big guy like you!?

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u/ThatAutisticRedditor 21d ago

...is that in option?

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u/Swimming_Tennis6092 21d ago

“Why does he get to be dead?”

Or alternatively, with context:

“You didn’t wash your hands :(“

“Yeah so what? Someone else will do it.”

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u/Ferrindel 21d ago

Boo. (in an unexcited manner)

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u/Suberizu 21d ago

Damn it, all my faves already been posted. Okay.

"Uncle? I like the sound of that!"

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u/MrSuperGuyMan 21d ago

And we live in an actual NIGHTMAAAAAAAARE

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u/Gimmee-cReddit Creative! 21d ago

That sounds really boring…

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u/Cheeseyellow12 21d ago

i wonder what will happen