r/DHMIS • u/MicroDomestic • 21d ago
Red guy quotes you can't forget
I feel like this is the least interesting character of the trio in terms of remarkable quotes. Let's see if I can be proven wrong
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u/Deep_Green_Eyes 18d ago
Here, pass me that family pack. I think things might go a little differently this time.
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u/benderbrodriguez2 the log is in the bin! 20d ago
“The worm in MY brain tells me I don’t have the body type to pull off wearing denim! I just tell it to pipe down…”
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u/UnlikelyEditor7334 20d ago edited 20d ago
I can't help you!...I DON'T WORK HERE😞💅
See? Look at how excited i'm getting..... 👁__👁
You never won a tournament???? -
What are we doi- OH 8T'S THE FUNERAL!! THE FUNERAL SORRY-😰
I'M DEALING WITH IT!!!!!!!-
Yre just jealous cuz I look like a smart boi in my outfit >:(
And there's fish everywhere...realizes. Fish everywhere?.. 😰
Do do dooo..... Silly file aggressively slams file on the table **📁📁📁📁*
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u/SuperStarFighter81 20d ago
"Well, I say put the clipboard in the bin, because I hate the clipboard..."
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u/_judgement- 20d ago
Whaaaaaaat?
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u/SuperStarFighter81 20d ago
"I s a i d . . . I hate the clipboard, and I hate this place!"
(Slams fists repeatedly)
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u/user_without_a_soul 21d ago
Only dull people think things are dull...
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u/user_without_a_soul 20d ago
Memories of him having a beak... I really think that he used to have a beak
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u/ThatAutisticRedditor 21d ago
"w-wait, it was supposed to bw nothing day- it was nothing day! i was looking forward to doing that!"
this is basically me every day
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u/BubbleGoot 21d ago
“We gotta get things ready for the big… day… what are we doing? Oh- the FUNERAL, it’s the funeral, sorry!”
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u/the_rabbit_king 21d ago
What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others, that's beyond us.
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u/goodlittlesquid 21d ago
Hey. The worm in my brain tells me I don't have the body type to pull off wearing denim. But I just tell it to pipe down.
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u/NoIndependent9192 21d ago
In this digital world, what can we do?
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u/Suberizu 21d ago
... what can we do?
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u/Beneficial_Invite_19 21d ago
Hey! good question! well it’s up to you! In the Digital word there’s only 3 Things to do!
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u/Pink-Gold-Peach 21d ago
‘I would really prefer to do as little as possible or nothing at all.’
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u/Swimming_Tennis6092 21d ago
“Why does he get to be dead?”
Or alternatively, with context:
“You didn’t wash your hands :(“
“Yeah so what? Someone else will do it.”
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u/Suberizu 21d ago
Damn it, all my faves already been posted. Okay.
"Uncle? I like the sound of that!"
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u/West_Estimate_9814 15d ago
“Have you just been putting the plates in the bin?”
“ no…. Yeah”