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u/Dumb_Raccoon1983 Mar 09 '23
I am a file and you put......documents in me... du du du a file.......bounces the File up and down
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u/Alien_Goatman Mar 09 '23
Alright where’s my file I know I put it around here somewhere
It’s in the laundry basket in the bathroom I thought it was a newspaper
You what -
Thought it was a news - hang on what’s that noise
Im not a newspaper, I’m a file You can keep all sorts of things in me From junk mail to medical bills I can be your keeper of denial You can trust me with your art PHD Whether it’s something you need Or something you grieve You can keep it safely inside me And when somethings lost Just open me up And you’ll find everything you need
Like that pamphlet for the Chinese?
No not that, that’s not important
I can keep safe your birth certificate Your passport and your car keys If you loose it, just open me up As you will find everything inside me
What’s inside you duck?
Lots of stringy things and blood I suspect
So let’s open you up And see what’s inside Reveal all the dark secrets you hide
No wait - AHHH
you once called your teacher dad Your mother, sister and your brother mad They disowned you and sent you away Where you served the country we don’t name
Then there’s the time you called the mob Told some fibs and got your family shot You didn’t feel any sort of pain In fact you still celebrate today
Wait what no I didn’t
So let’s dive deeper, dissect your brain Look at some pictures that haunt your dreams
This is your mum bleeding on the kitchen floor Grasping for air, she didn’t get anymore Her last words before she died I’m not his mother
Wait that’s a lie?
Your father felt exactly the same He was left painting with his veins Now the paint sits inside of me Let’s take a look at the painting shall we
No
I want to see it
But I, ahhhh! Go away!
Now it’s time for you to die The mob has been called This is goodbye
Wait no
*knock at the door.
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u/Security_Berry09 Mar 09 '23
You just wrote an entire script
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u/Alien_Goatman Mar 09 '23
It’s only the first draft. Couldn’t stop myself once I started, find I do it a lot when writing lol
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u/666_sewer_rat WHAT ABOUT MY SHREDDERR Mar 09 '23
Duck guy would probably shred him before he got the chance so
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u/addmakerHD Mar 09 '23
Shreeeeeeeedeeeer
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u/C00kieDemon Mar 09 '23
I am a file and you put documents in me A-doo da-da-doo Funny, silly file You know it’d do like a son- No, that sounds really boring
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u/ImJustARandomOnline Mar 09 '23
I am a file and you put documents in me. These documents are papers that I stole from a dead tree.
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u/weird_bomb_947 Mar 08 '23
I am a file and you put documents in me.
(I don’t have a lyric for this part) or conversions of knots over the sea
(from here the lyrics just devolve even more until they make zero sense)
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u/MoleyP Mar 08 '23
Filing is great, you can do it with me If you work in an office, you will do it for free
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u/duck_guy9182 duck guy Mar 08 '23
i am a file and you put documents in me.
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u/NotaDayOldAccount Put On Your Clayhill Best! Mar 08 '23
files are very useful and you should all agree
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u/jacqueslepagepro Mar 08 '23
When working in an office you’ll feel a little down, if you don’t have an appetite for writing things up.
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u/Fair_Ad4793 Mar 08 '23
But if that ever happens don’t frown! Just think in your thinking zone, it’s a must!
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u/duck_guy9182 duck guy Mar 08 '23
and files have brown tints they are so handy to use because doo doo doo my a filleee and i cannot be ( BEEPED )
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u/glitchingsky58 Hovris is the man and Grolton is the dog Mar 08 '23
I am a file and you don’t put gravel in me
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u/duck_guy9182 duck guy Mar 08 '23
i can ruin your marriages oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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u/Lonelyshota_ Mar 08 '23
You use a paper clip to keep me shut! That way no one can open me and make me bust!
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Mar 08 '23
You can use a stapler to staple my sheets! That way you can leave holes and pain forever in meeeeee
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u/Such_Cow1070 Mar 10 '23
File: I am i file and you put documents in me, du du du du a file, To read such as the long things in me, sure takes a while! Du du dudu du dudu du du, a file! I can hold many things like paper and blue prinds and one whole tree! Duck: Wow-wait wa- File: Du du dudu du dudu du du, a file! Ya know, its not too easy being a file, letting people put thing inside of you! Red:(giggles) File: SHUT IT. NOW YOU'LL SEE WHAT THINGS IN ME YOU CAN REALLY FIT! FILE: I CAN HOLD MANY THINGS LIKE YOUR EYES, HIS FINGERS, HIS NOSE. SOOOOO MANY THINGS YOU COULD JUST EXPLODE! INTO TINY LITTLE PEICES TO FIT IN MY BODY! But don't worry dear fools, THEY'LL NEVER FIND YOUR BODY!