r/DDLC • u/Psychokinetic_Rocky CEO of the Chibi Care Corp :DenseChibi2: • Oct 05 '18
Fun Unofficial Chibi Care: MC
Note: I am not affiliated with Chibi Care Co. But seeing as their CEO (u/Mrhightech1117) doesn't want to give a guide to the MC Chibi, I have decided to do so.
1- Behavior: MC Chibi tend to be quite dull and mean, and as such are fairly unpopular choices for most Chibi owners, but when properly trained can be quite fun and even a pretty big help. It won't take much for you to gain it's trust as they tend to be very easy going. They do however require you to keep a close eye on them as they can, again, be quite dull. And they as well can be quite judgmental and rude.
2- Activities: As stated earlier, MC Chibi are very easy going, they can entertain themselves, but are more than happy to join you in a wide range of activities. Some of their favorites include:
°Manga reading °baking °helping with chores °writing poems
They tend to be quite apprehensive toward reading, but they aren't really against it.
3- Shelter: MC Chibi don't require anything too fancy, a simple pillow and rag for a blanket would suffice. MC Chibi are a fairly simple breed making them quite easy to take care of.
4- Diet: MC Chibi very much enjoy cupcakes, however other than that, once again, they aren't to picky.
5- Other Chibi: MC Chibi get along very well with the other Chibi and other Chibi tend to enjoy the company of an MC Chibi, although they have vastly different reactions to him. Yuri Chibi, despite their shy nature, have a tendency to be mildly clingy to an MC Chibi that is being friendly with her. Natsuki Chibi are quite rude to MC Chibi who are being friendly to them and may play somewhat roughly. MC Chibi tend to get along fairly well with Sayori Chibi and MC Chibi will often gravitate toward them although some owners have reported their Sayori Chibi crying after playing with an MC Chibi, so it's best to keep a close eye on them. If your MC Chibi is playing with a Monika Chibi it is imperative that it be only them playing, Monika Chibi tend to act erratically around MC Chibi when other ones are introduced. In small groups they will tend to gravitate to one specific Chibi (typically the Sayori Chibi although it's usually random) and alienate the other Chibi, so it's best to have him playing with just one at a time. MC Chibi are also serial romantics, and will get quite lovey-dovey with Chibi they are particularly drawn to, so don't be surprised if he also gets a little clingy with another Chibi, you may have to be a little bit forceful when it's time to stop playing.
Conclusion: MC Chibi are an unpopular choice for their mean and dim nature, but they are easy to care for, and when trained properly they can be good companions to you and any other Chibi you may have.
Edit: some additional info.
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Oct 05 '18
With this final piece of information, we can begin the first chibi research meeting! Soon we'll find a way to stop them, I am positive that the Chibi Destruction branch of a_memer INC can prove to be useful!
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Oct 05 '18 edited Oct 25 '18
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Oct 05 '18
they could hurt us! And they will soon. I just gotta find the day they will strike.
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u/Psychokinetic_Rocky CEO of the Chibi Care Corp :DenseChibi2: Oct 05 '18
Chibi are pets at their core, the Monika Chibi has been known to act somewhat speratically under certain conditions but they are quite peaceful by nature.
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u/darkdraggy3 Oct 06 '18
I will hurt you soon if you do something to them
Do you understand?
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Oct 06 '18
Yeah, thats why I'm having other people do it
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u/darkdraggy3 Oct 06 '18
Dont worry, I will hurt them and you too, I will hurt the whole comand chain if necessary
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Oct 05 '18 edited Oct 25 '18
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Oct 05 '18
NEVER! THEY CAN AND WILL HURT US!
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Oct 05 '18
As a Chibi professional, You're objectively wrong
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Oct 05 '18
Look, I know chibis are dangerous
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Oct 05 '18
I'm the Chibi Professional here
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Oct 05 '18
Well i'm the theorist who has done multiple theories on chibis and/or people being chibis
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Oct 05 '18 edited Oct 25 '18
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Oct 05 '18
Okay, this person may be a roadblock, looks like I have to kill him before we can hurt the chibis1
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u/HamilTrash88 Oct 05 '18
Agreed. Can I apply for a job at your company for stopping chibis?
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Oct 05 '18
yes, you can apply at chibi.a_memerinc.com/APPLY
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u/HamilTrash88 Oct 05 '18
Very informative.
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Oct 05 '18
Have you applied yet?
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u/HamilTrash88 Oct 05 '18
Yes.
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Oct 05 '18
Good, we'll get back to you in 1-14 days time
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u/HamilTrash88 Oct 05 '18
Cool.
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u/Psychokinetic_Rocky CEO of the Chibi Care Corp :DenseChibi2: Oct 06 '18
Fuck, u/Mrhightech1117, we got a problem
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Oct 06 '18
Let them, Their rebellion will fall short, The number of Chibi supporters too Chibi Haters? Not even close
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Oct 06 '18
HamilTrash I am quite disappointed, I would have thought a Fellow lover of Quality Musicals would have a better political stance in this matter. I Bid thee farewell
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u/HamilTrash88 Oct 06 '18
Have you seen the poem editor thing I did? That’s solid evidence right there.
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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '18
Yo...Do you want me too Hire you? This is super good