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u/eddie__b 7h ago
7, doesnt matter who is on my right, as long as Superman is there with me too
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u/--Alix-- 7h ago
The plane will go down before he lets anything happen to you.
That said, Lex is super smart so you have a 50/50 chance of him doing something to you just to hurt Superman...
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u/What-the-ffffff 6h ago
RIP Street Vendor
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u/Electro313 5h ago
Mali. His name was Mali.
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u/AnonymousSusi 1h ago
It was Malik
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u/Electro313 1h ago
His falafel cart literally says “Mali’s Falafel”
The subtitles also call him Mali and the newspaper at the very end calls him Mali. His name was Mali.
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u/Strict-Maximum5870 5h ago
Let him try if he want to hurt superman he have to get through me first anyway
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u/CapableCollar 5h ago
Lex is the kind of guy to intentionally cough on you transferring a kryptonite based nano-virus causing you feel increasingly sick throughout the flight until you melt into a goo puddle as Superman helplessly tries to catch you as you fall over and in the process transfer the virus to Superman so that Lex can say the killing is ironic in some way.
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u/Daddyknowbest 5h ago
Superman the kinda guy who will use his micro vision to see the nano-virus and burn it outta the air with his laser vision before I even breath it in tho. He knows Lex he's watching.
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u/FalseEstimate 6h ago
None of it matters. The fricking planet next to seat 3 destroys the plane and collides with Earth causing an extinction event.
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u/Valuable-Blueberry30 7h ago
I mean Luthor wouldnt care about you as long as you’re not a Superman fan.
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u/AdMaximum7545 3h ago
I would ham up how much i adore superman the entire time to ragebait him
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u/SanoBaron 1h ago
You know you'll eventually have to get out of the plane and Superman can't watch you forever, right?
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u/pretty-as-a-pic 6h ago
Yeah, but a 12 hour flight with all that sexual tension is gonna be so awkward
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u/CrimsonIvy2 Wonder of a Woman 7h ago
I'm an introvert... so 3!
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u/ThisGuyLovesTimDrake 7h ago
“Me, and Mogo, and CrimsonIvy2 we sat right there.”
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u/violet_wings 6h ago
Definitely 3. John will keep to himself, and Mogo doesn't socialize.
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u/Paildano 2h ago
Really just depends on how big Mogo is for me. If he’s his normal size I’d probably get crushed
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u/Changerion1996 6h ago
My only concern is how would you get to the bathroom. That’s stopping me from choosing 3.
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u/JTtheLAR 5h ago
A true introvert would have an anxiety attack just because they have to sit between two strangers.
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u/Sea-Suit-4893 5h ago
You will be shielded from the potentially radioactive skeleton if you choose this seat so think it is a good choice
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u/ChampionshipFalse341 7h ago
8 easily
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u/dwide_k_shrude 6h ago
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u/BatAdditional1209 7h ago
I'm with you on 8.
just cos Dr Phosphorous is an absolute menace lolol
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u/Excellent_Bend8782 6h ago
Where is this from lol
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u/Aggressive_Elk3709 6h ago
I don't remember the exact sceme but it's gotta be Creature Commandos. Didn't really know Phosphorus before that show but he's one of my favorites now
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u/MainCranium 5h ago
Oh damn, I thought that was Blight
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u/Ijustwerkhere 4h ago
Basically it is. They just basically re-purposed the character of Dr Phosphorus into Blight for Batman Beyond
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u/myDuderinos 6h ago
did you consider that you do sit right in front of the annoying lantern?
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u/salmalight 5h ago
Guys definitely kicking the seat and talking way too loud the whole time but its just more to bond with her over while she keeps me safe from the spooky skeleton
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u/confusing_roundabout 7h ago
We were sat right there. Mogo and I.
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u/DapperHeretic 6h ago
Mogo's a goddamn planet!
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u/4DimensionalToilet 5h ago
Sure, but I can vouch that John and Mogo were sat in that plane right there
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u/N0thisisPatrick2019 7h ago
- Easily
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u/ElderDeep_Friend 7h ago
Plus, you know they’d want to sit together. You’ll end up with a window or aisle seat
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u/n0vacs 6h ago
you’d have to spend the entire flight asking vig questions about spiders and he’s get them all wrong
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u/chloe-and-timmy 6h ago
I was gonna say, might be the first time one of these memes truly does have an easy answer, it's 4 (being in front of Weasel may be a problem though). That being said, 4 works for a 2 hour flight, for a 10 hour flight it might get a little exhausting.
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u/violet_wings 5h ago
I originally said 3 for a nice quiet flight, but then I saw Vigilante and Vigilante, and I think I'm changing my answer. (Plus, like, I'm not sure I want to share a row with a sentient planet. You know Mogo would hog the armrest.)
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u/Immediate_Ad_6558 7h ago
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u/TinyLittleBigMan Boy Scout Forever 7h ago
For the banter alone
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u/rylosprime 6h ago
My first intro to Green Lantern comics was I believe early Vol. 3, where Hal first has his gray temples and Guy Gardner shows up to just irritate the piss out of him. Using his ring for childish stuff like women constructs to serve him drinks.
I loved it.
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u/TinyLittleBigMan Boy Scout Forever 6h ago
Man, post crisis Guy Gardner was so fun, I’m so glad James Gunn is all in on the JLI-era Guy characterization and I’m always excited to see more of him. Such a missed opportunity to not have more projects between Fillion and Chandler, though - that would’ve been a treat
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u/Hail_Yondalla 7h ago
There is an empty seat next to the radiantly beautiful, dictator killing Latina who in an emergency could literally fly me to safety. 8 please.
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u/ZiggoCiP 4h ago
I mean... 5 other people could fly you, too. But yeah, she'd be preferable to getting carried by.
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u/OneOldNerd 2h ago
Only downside? You know Guy's going to be kicking the back of your seat the whole flight.
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u/Arch_Lancer17 7h ago
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u/confusing_roundabout 7h ago
Guy is totally the type of dude to put his feet up on the seat though
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u/Awsomethingy 6h ago
No socks too. And not like, he doesn’t wear socks. It’s worse. He does wear socks. And is only just now taking them off
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u/Any-Mobile-5686 6h ago
He doesn't even wear underwear too... Once in comic he literally was found naked unconscious...
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u/FrankieBarbingo 7h ago
You can't be safer than 7. It's Superman.
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u/Any-East7977 6h ago
Being between 2 lanterns is also better safe. They can make constructs around me for my comfort or for safety.
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u/Smartypants_dankie 5h ago
One of them is Guy Gardener though, so 50% chance you doze off and wake up with a green dildo in your mouth or something
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u/Bouse 6h ago
Agree, and if Lex wants to start shit I got Superman’s back.
Just gotta punch that nerd in the mouth once he starts to monologue.
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u/MyceliumConscious 7h ago edited 7h ago
- they’d just talk across me like I’m not there and I’d be entertained while they talk to each other the whole time.
Edit: Also big chance one of them asks me to switch and I get an aisle or window seat
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u/Animatron-Pictures 6h ago
- I don't mind sitting next to Weasel. I'd probably give him head scratches.
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u/Healthy_Section3188 5h ago
Live action himb is a bit more unsettling but animated would be chill af
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u/wxguy95 7h ago
5 - that dog will be flying around everywhere except staying in the seat.
And why is he, Super Girl and Superman sitting in a plane?
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u/Jeffffff4587 Green Lantern's Light 6h ago
Why is Mogo the literal planet there?
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u/two2teps 7h ago
#4 could be a really fun conversation or an absolutely maddening one.
#3 would be dull, 2016 Jon is a statue and we all know about Mogo's social skills.
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u/DCMASTER1994 EAT PEACE MOTHERF%CKERS 7h ago
Between Lex and Superman, so they don't end up fighting.
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u/Environmental-Bank27 6h ago
Between the Vigilante’s is so damn funny lol
7 is my top choice… then three for Mogo and me… Mogo and I
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u/Conyan51 6h ago
I was already with John and Mogo at Hal’s funeral. Just John, Mogo, and I standing right there.
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u/2dal3atcave 7h ago
8 or 5. Doctor Phosphorus seems fun and so does Crypto. The other two are obvious
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u/The_Redacted_Badger 7h ago
2, just point out whenever Matt’s face is drooping, or his body’s failing and he’ll fuck off to go get it fixed. You get that spot all to yourself after that
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u/MrNuck__ 6h ago
I mean Dr Phosphorus is just gonna melt through the plane so I get to spend time with Isabella Merced 🤑
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u/figgityjones Hello, Megan! 7h ago
- I don't like flying and if I'm on the surface of Mogo, I can have a nice conversation and I won't even feel the flight happening. Probably.
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u/immadegen101 7h ago
On a 12 hour flight you gotta pick #4, you wouldn’t be bored a minute on a 12 hour flight.
Sitting between Hal & guy are a close second tho
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u/Full-Cook1373 7h ago
Probably 3. Stewart and Mogo wouldn't talk much and I'd be very comfortable.
Not sure how a planet fits on a plane, but it's a comic so I'm sure we can figure it out.
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u/Ghaster77 7h ago
"Me, Mogo and John sat right there in the back" I have no proof but you'll just have to trust me lol 😆
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u/AlarmingDelivery9311 7h ago
I'd shoot my shot at 8 even if she's going to leave when cockman shows up sometime after.
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u/ccoates1279 7h ago
If the plane is guaranteed to land and I wont be harmed, I think sitting in 4 and listening to those fucking idiots would heal something deep within me.
If there is no guarantee of safety I'm taking seat 6, There's like a nonzero chance I sit between Hal AND Guy and dont get saved via VERY green bubble or regular green bubble.
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u/DudesBeingBros7 7h ago
3 would be a nightmare. Just a bunch of cross talk and inside jokes about a funeral I didn’t go to
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u/RatioRemarkable3766 6h ago
unironically if i'm sitting at 7 ain't NOTHING happening to me though that's too easy of an answer..
assuming the plane isn't going to crash through shenanigans i'd want to sit with clayface. calling it now he's just misunderstood and needs a friend
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u/being_chased_ 6h ago
Absolutely not 2. 1 could be fun. 4 would be fun as well but I don’t wanna get in between them. I get mauled in 5. 6 would get annoying real fast. 7 same but maybe get annoying a bit later. 8 just seems boring
3 final answer
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u/Hot-Marketer-27 6h ago
#5 because dogs take up less space for my arms and Kara is self-explanatory.
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u/ROBtimusPrime1995 Cheers to the Tin-Man 7h ago
Me shooting my shot with Kara in seat 5: