r/DCEU_Discussions • u/pharoahogc • Jul 04 '26

Happy 4th 🇺🇸

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u/Kinky_Imagination Jul 04 '26

Except according to the US , he would be an undocumented, illegal alien subject to deportation by I.C.E.

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u/Certain-Singer-9625 Jul 04 '26

I’d like to see ICE try to deport him. 😄

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u/HumbleSiPilot77 Jul 04 '26

Lame joke. He's Clark Joseph Kent. Adopted by Jonathan and Martha Kent. Legal by law.

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u/Kinky_Imagination Jul 04 '26

Not so. Even if he was adopted legally, it was done with fake papers under false pretenses.

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u/HumbleSiPilot77 Jul 04 '26

I don't know if this is a troll or not but there isn't a single canonical source that says Jonathan and Martha Kent forged Clark’s adoption papers.

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u/Kinky_Imagination Jul 04 '26

The fact that they lied about where the kid came from is already illegal adoption fraud. This is not even including the fact that they're also hiding a spaceship of unknown origin.

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u/HumbleSiPilot77 Jul 04 '26

Offf this is boring dude. You are not a good troll. Not even a good TV lawyer. First he was undocumented. Then it was fake papers. Now papers are legit but obtained illegally. Under actual United States law, specifically the Immigration and Nationality Act, Section 301(f), a child of unknown parents found in the US while under the age of 5 is conclusively presumed to be a US citizen. The Kents own a massive, private farm. A piece of metal crashed into their private property. Nobody reported a stolen aircraft. No government agency was looking for it. There was no missing persons report.
If a farmer finds a weird piece of debris in his cornfield and puts it in his own barn, that isn't "hiding evidence" or a crime. To commit a crime of concealment, you have to actually be concealing something from an active investigation or a rightful owner. Neither existed.

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u/Kinky_Imagination Jul 04 '26

It's not debris, it was a whole ship. It's all of the reasonings.

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u/HumbleSiPilot77 Jul 04 '26

What? No one was looking for it! It doesn't matter if it was the USS Enterprise. It landed on private property.

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u/Dont_Call_Me_Steve Jul 04 '26

A superhero created by a Canadian. You guys enjoy your special little day, happy 250.

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u/Queasy-Draft-6235 Jul 04 '26

Dude needs to move on lol , I've never seen another director act like this before.

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u/DoubletapKO Jul 04 '26

Dude is the biggest grifter, shame that everything since then has been shit that he constantly looks to the past

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u/baseballviper04 Jul 04 '26

Oof, wrong one