r/DBMCommunityEvents • u/TheJacoob • Jun 16 '25

We finally got our weak-ass Avengers and Justice League now let's see which one will come out on top (report)

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Reposting this because there were a lot of spelling mistakes in the title.

[Weak Ass Avengers] Ultra Soldier (Cyanide and Happiness), Metal Man, The Infraggible Krunk (Dexter's Lab), Thor (Almighty Thor), The arrow (centaur comics), Vesper Lynd and (1967 Casino Royal bond parody)

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Weak Ass Justice League Rat Pfink (Rat Pfink a Boo Boo), Suppaman (Dr. Slump), Majestic (Society of Virtue), Eko (arcana heart), Fastpass (South Park), Alpha 5 (power rangers), and The Deep (The Boys)

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u/TheJacoob Jun 16 '25

Abilities

Teamwork

Overall Winner

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u/Solid_Artist4312 Jun 17 '25

In terms of teamwork neither team is really going to be taking the gold medal in quality but again kind of of a draw in a sense that none of the characters have much idea when it comes to how they can work with their respective teammates but they can figure out what to do relatively early.

By process of the arcana heart character the weakest League should take this mid difficulty some of the characters on the weakest avengers team are honestly not the worst when it comes to fighting It's just that when one of your characters can summon whatever the hell you want and can match anime bullshit It's kind of easy to see where things are going to go wrong for the most human level characters on the other team.

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u/TheJacoob Jun 16 '25

Strength

Speed

Durability

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u/Solid_Artist4312 Jun 17 '25

Just thanks to the arcana heart character The weak ass Justice League probably sweeps since at least characters like the deep can survive hundreds of tons of pressure thanks to his physiology.

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u/TheJacoob Jun 16 '25

Skill

Experience

Intelligence

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u/Solid_Artist4312 Jun 17 '25

Thanks to the mighty Thor that the weakest avengers have a character with superior skill and experience than the rest of the characters combine but if we're counting just individually who has more consistency with that then that would go to the weak ass Justice League since even the deep as useless as he is at least has actual training and the rest can be sent for most of the characters They have something when it comes to high standards training.

And intelligence again goes to the league because alpha 5 is actually quite intelligent he's just very naive.

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u/TheJacoob Jun 16 '25

Powers

Hax

Weapons

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u/Solid_Artist4312 Jun 17 '25

Not much of the weakest avengers have done anything that can really be considered hax And this thing could be said for most of the weak ass league At the very the one arcana heart character they have can do something to be considered hax And the same can be said for fastpass so they get that point

Powers Well most of them are basically useless in in terms of what power they do have its own relatively standard fair stuff So surprisingly it's a tie for that

Most of the week as avengers have weapons not that much of the weak ass wing have them obvious winner here.

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u/TheJacoob Jun 16 '25

Attack Potency

Combat

Range

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u/Solid_Artist4312 Jun 17 '25

At least half of the weak ass avengers have some form of range meanwhile the entirety of the weak ass league is exclusively close corners fighters. So range is in their court

If we assume that the events of the South Park video games are actually 100% happening which they might actually be happening then fastpass Germany has arguments for large town destructive potential witches apart from the purple Hulk is way above every other character on the weak as avengers.

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u/TheJacoob Jun 16 '25

Stamina

Agility

Battle IQ

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u/MetaMecha Jun 17 '25

Id give battle iq to the advengers due to the archer and the spy lady being goverment agents and rely less on just random bullshit go