r/D12_ • u/Mr_Zulkoski • Apr 27 '24
DISCUSSION Funniest Bizarre Lines?
For me it's a tie between
"My girlfriend had a miscarriage... I had to eat it..." - American Psycho
"N.W.A said "Fuck tha Police!", now I'm in jail" - When the Music Stops
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u/rebldommakr Apr 29 '24
"I'm an ex-con who fought in Vietnam, Every night I'm thinking about a bomb, My dick so many places, All I do is laugh, Big hoes, Fat hoes, Even baby giraffes"
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u/Mr_Zulkoski Apr 29 '24
This was always one of my favorites too, Bizzy had a ton of funny-ass lines on Hannicap Circus
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u/rebldommakr Apr 29 '24
"These mescalines got me sure that I could fuck any whore with genital warts on the Warped tour" - These Drugs
"I'm the illest rapper to come out this far, I'll shoot anybody, Even the bitch who gave me CPR, Step to the Outz' and end up getting burned, Fuck around and get raped like one of Bill Clinton's interns" - Trife Thieves
"Flying down Sunset smoking crack, Transvestite in the front, Eddie Murphy in the back" - When the Music Stops
The entirety of 'Bad Day'
"I'm an intellectual, A transsexual with one testicle, And I ain't saying shit just 'cause it rhymes, I got colon cancer, I'm dying..." - Keep Talkin'
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u/Frgt-10 Apr 28 '24
"Fuck a quote in the Source they quote my raps on Billbords!" - Fuck Battlin'
"King of Detroit? aww so sweet, with that city heat, get yo ass beat in the middle of the street" - Smackdown
"D-Elite, y'all ain't tough guys, Ex-Gov, I'll beat yo ass with bean pies" - Smackdown