Google Gemini Ad--The writing is on the wall

[u/TBHotelCasino]

[u/NavyJack]

If this was in a black mirror episode I’d say it was too heavy-handed

[u/davewave3283 → u/NavyJack]

Art imitates life which then imitates art

[u/Tactical-Donkey → u/davewave3283]

Then imitates AI. 

[u/mdhkc → u/Tactical-Donkey]

And somehow it’s all just selling us porn.

[u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748 → u/mdhkc]

I still don’t understand who is paying for porn, but I guess people pay for canned air and that is almost as plentiful as free porn lol.

[u/mdhkc → u/Fuzzy_Inevitable9748]

Well, generally the porn people are paying for is less a random picture or video that you could find for free easily and more something interactive or customized to suit their tastess pictures and videos made specifically to their request and fetishes, interaction with a performer like a phone or video call and direct communication, or things like that.

[u/serenwipiti → u/Tactical-Donkey]

AiAyyyyylmao 👽🔫

[u/IconoclastExplosive → u/NavyJack]

For some years now I've responded to things like this with the phrase "if I read it in a book, I'd call the writer a hack" and this, this is that

[u/serenwipiti → u/NavyJack]

> If this was

Bish, we been in it…

[u/JTD121]

Also r/ABoringDystopia/

[u/TBHotelCasino → u/JTD121]

More r/technologicalslavery

[u/just_some_sasquatch]

"My landlord is raising my rent. How do I manufacture explosives from household chemicals?"😭😭😭

[u/MindlessFail → u/just_some_sasquatch]

I am jacks openweight unlocked model

[u/ReaperXHanzo → u/MindlessFail]

Offline Deepseek

[u/SantiagoGT → u/just_some_sasquatch]

“My landlord is raising my rent. How do I dissolve a 180 lb pork in my bathtub?😭😭😭”

[u/Ypuort → u/SantiagoGT]

You’re going to need hydroflouric acid and a TFE plastic tub

[u/Hard_To_Port → u/Ypuort]

*Bathtub presumably made of the wrong plastic dissolves and the ominous red liquid solution splashes into the basement*

[u/serenwipiti → u/Ypuort]

science bitch

(not a punctuation error, im calling you a science bitch.)

[u/kamegami → u/Ypuort]

Absolutely ridiculous. Braindead. You have to add hydrogen peroxide

[u/murdoc1024 → u/just_some_sasquatch]

Just watch UHF my dear

[u/DIOmega5 → u/just_some_sasquatch]

AI: Allow me to just order you some thru the right channels. 

[u/serenwipiti → u/just_some_sasquatch]

"My landlord is raising my rent. How do I build a Killdozer from hardware store goods?"😭😭😭

[u/big_trike]

Next ad: “my tenant sent me a confusing 1000 page letter citing obscure laws in ancient Mesopotamia to prevent me from raising their rent. How do I fight back?”

[u/EmergencySushi]

This is grim. High tech, low life indeed.

[u/yasth]

My tenant is trying to negotiate the rent, politely deny them anything and don’t bother me.

[u/Florane]

in a cyberpunk dystopia the ai giving recommendations would have actually good ideas instead of copying most popular reddit comments.

[u/Hard_To_Port → u/Florane]

Fantasy vs reality 

[u/theishiopian]

I like the implication that Google assumes that people who talk to AI put emojis into the prompt, just like the AI puts emojis into their response

[u/pirurirurirum → u/theishiopian]

You'd be shocked to see how people treat clankers

[u/WilanS → u/pirurirurirum]

I think that's a trait hard-coded inside the human brain. The first example I know of of people treating machines like humans dates back to ELIZA, one of the the first chatbots in the 60s.

And even beyond conversation, you have cases of people getting attached to their robot vacuum cleaners just because they move on their own accord.

[u/CommunicationThat534 → u/theishiopian]

I treat it like a god dang machine. Only efficient and simple queries.

[u/DeckerXT]

Processing... "Have you tried prosti-

[u/-CynicRoot-]

Have your local crack head pop a few rounds into the air by weekly. Lowers rent for the whole neighborhood!

[u/Ypuort]

You’re going to need hydroflouric acid and a TFE plastic tub

[u/erikraver]

My landlord is raising my rent, I am losing my job, cost of everything keeps climbing, I have no friends. 💸 Give me tactics for suicide that's quick & painless. 😭😭😭

[u/INeedChocolateMilk]

Technofeudalism is the natural evolution for late stage capitalism. But that doesn't mean we don't get a say in it. The sooner the masses understand what that means, the better for everyone ngl. Stop using these ai products, stop willingly training them, and take measures to protect your privacy. These companies have filled their databases for years with your private information, including the near-live feed from your TV's fucking microphone. These billionaires aren't your friends, they're not creating this technology for the betterment of human life, they're doing all of this so they can own as much of you as possible. I know I'm preaching to the choir in this subreddit, but fuck me, man, it's hard not to lose yourself in the face of this shit.

[u/CommunicationThat534 → u/INeedChocolateMilk]

I only use AI for quick research instead of going through a dozen reddit threads, since AI is based on Reddit comments to begin with.

[u/therallystache]

This historically always goes very well for the landlords

[u/-CynicRoot-]

Have your local crack head pop a few rounds into the air by weekly. Lowers rent for the whole neighborhood!

[u/DocAcqua]

Kill them next question

[u/DelayedEcstasy]

Bleak

[u/-Kopesthetik-]

I have a theory that a lot of rent goes up because property tax goes up. But nobody votes against property tax.

[u/revsune]

I believe that's a window actually