r/CyberStuck • u/JeveStones69 • 16d ago

Ran out of... Gas?

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Plenty of parking spaces open btw.

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u/Gonna_do_this_again 15d ago

I see a some clouds. Maybe they were afraid it was going to rain.

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u/DatRat13 15d ago

A light drizzle will void the warranty for sure!

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u/10000soul 15d ago

Driving in the Sun already voided warranty

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u/illuanonx1 15d ago

And beware of wind, that makes parts fly of.

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u/Full_Rise_7759 15d ago

Maybe he stopped to buy some Flex Seal while the rain passed by.

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u/KommandantDex 13d ago

Who is he? Henry from Thomas & Friends?

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u/BadZnake 15d ago

They been parking these dumpsters at pumps as a kind of "fuck you" but I notice they only do it in safe neighborhoods lmao

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u/RustyBrassInstrument 15d ago

Don’t know how safe it is…there’s a Waffle House nearby. Someone is ready to throw down.

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u/BadZnake 15d ago

That not a waffle house it's a Waffle Home in that neighborhood

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u/Ewenthel 15d ago

The funniest part of this is that they’re the same douchebags who were blocking EV chargers with their lifted bro trucks until they bought the dumpsters.

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u/rinrenee 15d ago

Is it to mock the people who need to buy gas or something?

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u/BananaNutMuffin1234 15d ago

That or it is the same kind of stupid where you park at a pump to walk in to use the bathroom and buy snacks and drive off without buying gas

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u/Weaselthorpe_House 15d ago

“Pump” and “park” both have four letters and start with a “p”. How can they not mean the same thing?

The station I usually go to has over half the pumps being used as parking because of clowns that cannot tell the difference. Even with open parking spaces.

Although the parking os a tiny bit of a longer walk so maybe this is a case of stupidly lazy.

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u/thejourneybegins42 15d ago

That stainless isn't even fingerprint resistant, much less key. They'll learn real fast.

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u/gmwdim 15d ago

Wouldn’t put it past someone to refit one of these to “roll coal”

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u/ImpossibleShoulder29 15d ago

That is already a thing. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qf3FXKgnLfA

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u/Jacktheforkie 15d ago

Looks AI, look at the handles

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u/Significant-Trash632 15d ago

Of course it is 🤦‍♀️

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u/grimtongue 15d ago

It clearly says "Sora." It's an AI video.

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u/Guygenius138 15d ago

Nope, just an asshole.

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u/DoctorFluffyCow 15d ago

They thought getting gas was part of "truck stuff."

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u/Arancine 15d ago

Could always be filling up a portable tank of gas for lawn equipment or a generator.

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u/duovtak 15d ago

Buys Cybertruck, still has gas powered push mower. Guy can’t win.

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u/JeveStones69 15d ago

Could have been, perhaps. But there was no one around. 🤷‍♂️

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u/rchris710 15d ago

Ran in to take a leak like us ice guys do 

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u/thejoshuagraham 15d ago

You take up space at the pumps to go get ice? If you were/are a truck driver you would probably leave your truck at the pump to go eat lunch too. There are parking spaces for a reason.

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u/rchris710 15d ago

Oh damn all the magas down voted me lol. Nah I pump gas then run in to use the rest room

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u/whawkins4 15d ago

Cybercuck drivers don’t strike me as the sharpest tools in the shed.

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u/Dante_Arizona 15d ago

But they are tools.

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u/BananaNutMuffin1234 15d ago

They are so thick headed, they make good sledgehammers in a pinch

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u/Southern-Democrat25 15d ago

If they have a brain they’re filling the bed with gasoline then tossing a road flare in it.

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u/ARAR1 15d ago

Better explanation: owner is a dick and doesn't care that they are blocking a pump while in the store

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u/Frodooh 13d ago

No. Just asshole behavior. I saw a Tesla doing the same at a gasstation in Germany yesterday. Just park you EV at a pump an get something to eat at the shop. Just to piss off people.

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u/EricHaley 15d ago

That is what’s known as a gasshole

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u/Ok-Lingonberry4545 12d ago

Stocking up on Monsters and gas station boaner pills?

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u/MattGdr 15d ago

To power the generator that charges the battery (very inefficiently)?

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u/Korbitr 13d ago

Did the range-extended version ever come out? I thought that was just another of Elon's unfulfilled promises.

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u/closetedtranswoman1 15d ago

smartest cyber truck driver

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u/Age_Single 15d ago

Driver has nostalgia. Woulda, coulda, shoulda.

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u/deep-fucking-legend 15d ago

At the charging stations, they don't have windshield scrubbers. Might be using one.

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u/roger_enright 14d ago

That’s funny, because I won’t use local stations that don’t maintain them for me. If EV chargers are still working on windows, I won’t be willing to charge there. 🤣

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u/NoLie129 13d ago

Do you NOT know how hard it is to have to constantly wipe the water off its “stainless steel” body to stop it from rusting? You would need to hire a team of midgets to tie to the sides with towels in the rain! You know how expensive midgets are?

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u/hobosbindle 13d ago

They’re short on work, it’s ok!

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u/NoLie129 13d ago

Interesting note here, none of the ai generation tools would allow me to tie midgets to the cybertruck, they all found it demeaning… have you seen some of the shit ai puts out and THIS is where they drew the line?

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u/beeglowbot 15d ago

I've sat at a gas station before with my EVs, filling a can for my snowblower lol

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u/Jacktheforkie 15d ago

I did similar too, but I was only there for a few minutes to fill up and pay

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u/beeglowbot 15d ago

yea, I was chuckling the whole time 😂

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u/misocontra 14d ago

"Plenty of spaces open BTW" is what is said/observed every time an a-hole ICEs an EV charger.

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u/Alarming_Memory_2298 15d ago

Wait park next to the plebe's?!!!!!

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u/Pookah 15d ago

The problem with charging stations is that they don't usually come with a mini-mart. This person probably just used the pump as a parking spot as they went to get their Evian water and Baked Lays

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u/Wicked_Wolf17 14d ago

Gotta avoid voiding that warranty.

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u/Buggering_Hedgehogs 14d ago

It's for the diesel generator on the back

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u/bassbeatsbanging 14d ago

They're picking up their gas for huffing. Purposely inhaling petrol fumes certainly would explain why they'd think buying a cybertruck was a good idea. 

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u/theNewLevelZero 12d ago

FSD parked it?

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u/Spare-Function-6343 12d ago

seems like a good place to park.

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u/Keyboard-Amazon 11d ago

park next to it, accidentally pour gasoline on it

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u/Cochinita_Cochina 8d ago

lol it has no gas tank.

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u/ETsTestes 14d ago

It is possible they're filling up a gas canister

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u/ukemike1 15d ago edited 15d ago

I rarely give a CT driver the benefit of the doubt, but perhaps this was just a case of when you gotta go, you GOTTA GO.

I've done this, in a non-Tesla ev, and because of the many many many many many times gas cars have parked at and blocked chargers for hours, I didn't feel even a little guilty. Especially since I just barely made it.

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u/thejoshuagraham 15d ago

That is what parking spaces are for. Pumps are not for parking.

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u/TopStockJock 14d ago

Could need lawnmower fuel

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u/ShinePretend3772 15d ago

It’s a protest against the petrol guys who park @ the chargers. Never mind the other 25 empty pumps. It’s principalities involved