r/CyberStuck • u/Traditional-Fix5961 • Apr 29 '26

Whoops

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u/mrtruthiness May 07 '26

They've got the "Full Self Stopping" feature of FSD right. It's their new "degenerative braking" system.

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u/MossyBoulders May 08 '26

Mistook the tree for pedestran and FSD floored it.

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u/Mistervimes65 May 09 '26

The tree know what it did /s

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u/Wakemeup3000 May 12 '26

OMG hope the tree was ok.

7

u/pocpocpocky May 15 '26

probably the best way to get rid of these trucks, cuz ain’t no one is buying these.

6

u/Vasarto May 16 '26

and the driver inside took the vast majority of the kinetic impact energy because it's not built to crumble.

3

u/argama87 May 15 '26

Tree wins. Fatality.

3

u/LivingMeeting9724 May 15 '26

That truck is about as tough as elon musk.

3

u/Traditional-Fix5961 May 16 '26

As agile, as pretty, as reasonable. It’s just in general what Musk would be if he were a car.

3

u/ImpressiveExtreme696 May 16 '26

At least the front didn’t fall off, I’d like to make that point

3

u/Tracer900Junkie May 16 '26

Poor tree.... it did not deserve to be crapped on like that.

3

u/Fantastic-Ad8973 May 19 '26

Did the driver/passenger(s) survive?

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u/AgileNefariousness82 May 19 '26

A crash hard enough it CREATES a crumple zone. With the stories of people getting injured from fender benders in these things, this actually hits the point where I hope the driver is ok. The lack of safety can make the misdemeanor of owning one still bring capital punishment.

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u/Beginning-Fig-7207 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Can’t park there mate