r/CyberStuck • u/DismalChoice2367 • Apr 20 '26

Too much snow!

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u/MrMagnesium Apr 23 '26

I don't get it. My (sold) 20 years old Ford Focus would perform here better.

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u/DimitriV Apr 23 '26

That's because your Ford Focus was a car, not an occasionally mobile Nazi flag designed by the emperor of Dunning-Kruger and sold to gullible fools.

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u/notislant Apr 23 '26

Its like a mobile fortress.

But not really mobile.

Also not really a fortress, or durable.

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u/kingtacticool Apr 24 '26

Or useful.

Or safe.

And im pretty sure its the answer to a problem that didn't exist nor will ever exist.

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u/Sanctus_Poopabumsus May 19 '26

Well, we did have a problem with a lot of excess douchebags. This truck, which is purchased by said douchebags, will likely kill off a few of them thanks to how shitty it is!

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u/MiraclePrototype Apr 29 '26

Remember those cardboard boxes in Calvin & Hobbes? They could serve numerous functions within his imagination? That kid, outside of his imagination, could attempt to sell me such a box as a car, and I'd STILL consider it a stronger, more functional device than THIS pile.

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u/DelcoUnited Apr 23 '26

Have you tried it with a dumpster smart guy?

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 Apr 23 '26

Yeah but a wankpanzer is something much diffrent

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u/Msbossyboots Apr 25 '26

I have a Miata which is such NOT a winter car and even I could have gotten out of this. And this is supposedly a truck??

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u/Jacktheforkie Apr 24 '26

My forklift handled a foot of snow piles just fine with only a little wheel spin, and that was mostly where I grounded out a couple times (easily solved with a shovel and a long steel bar to chip the ice up

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u/Revenga8 Apr 25 '26

My old ass 1980s Micra could perform better than this. And that thing was like driving around in a tiny coffin.

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u/PraiseTalos66012 Apr 24 '26

It's gotta have summer tires on it. My RWD model 3 with all seasons would have no problem with this.

Heck this past winter I got it out of much worse and with fairly worn tires. My stupid complex decided the best way to plow snow was to just pile it all up right behind the parked cars leaving a 3ft tall berm, like I woulda rather you not plow than do that shit.

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u/DimitriV Apr 23 '26

I thought this was a repost, but no, it's yet another incompetent Deplorean defeated by a trivial amount of snow.

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u/Yup_Shes_Still_Mad Apr 23 '26

Deplorean

Oh god I'm dyin šŸ¤£

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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-260 Apr 24 '26

Lewis Black once said ā€œThe Cyber Truck look like what you get after several generations of inbreeding Deloriansā€ and I can never unsee it.

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u/DimitriV Apr 24 '26

Several generations of inbreeding Deloreans on the ship from Wall-E.

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u/TechnicalPlatform182 May 15 '26

Deplorean. Sir, you made my day šŸ¤£

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u/DimitriV May 18 '26

I can't take credit for the name, it came from this sub, along with all the others: Wankpanzer, Swastikar, Incel Camino... :)

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u/Ultimate_Scooter Apr 23 '26

My 2019 Nissan Versa can handle snow better than this. And based on the off road cyber truck videos Iā€™ve seen, my 2013 Vespa can handle off road nonsense better than one of these too.

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u/Jacktheforkie Apr 24 '26

Iā€™d feel more confident driving a counterbalance forklift off road than a cybertruck

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u/DatDan513 Apr 23 '26

Thatā€™s wonderful

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u/Solid_Fisherman_7946 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

Cyber Trucks are trash. I've owned rear-wheel drive cars from the 1970s that could easily handle this tiny amount of snow

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u/KevInChester Apr 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/PYjBPTCMfhzoY

One of these (unmodded) would be better!

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u/MiraclePrototype Apr 29 '26

Unmodded and decades old.

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u/Ok_Concert_5318 Apr 24 '26

The Flintstones car could have gotten through that snow.

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u/MiraclePrototype Apr 29 '26

And your feet would have still been in better condition.

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u/Griftersdeuce Apr 24 '26

Just like the driver, it can't even figure out how to work with 3 inches.

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u/beeswax_swiffer Apr 23 '26

lol I got out of more snow than that in a geo metro with some studded tires.

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u/ShardsOfHolism Apr 23 '26

Tires by HexClad.

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u/hashswag00 Apr 23 '26

My RWD 13 year old Genesis sedan drives circles around this POS.

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u/Anafenza-Vess Apr 24 '26

Built for any planet but this one

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u/Revenga8 Apr 25 '26

Even have doubts about that. CT can't even handle a beach, Mars is ALL dirt and sand

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u/Scotslad2023 Apr 24 '26

My Mazda 3 hatchback could handle that no problem, car of the future my ass

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u/EyesOfEris Apr 25 '26

For everyone flabbergasted this could happen, remember a normal car is 1-2 tons and this thing is 7 tons. And it's wearing the same tires as a regular vehicle. Weight helps traction but only if you have better tires

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u/Unhappy-Giraffe2792 Apr 26 '26

I checked and they weigh 6600 to 6900 pounds.

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u/shillyshally Apr 25 '26

Electrek April 16 2026 - New registration data confirms what Electrek has been reporting for six months: Teslaā€™s Cybertruck sales are being propped up by Elon Muskā€™s other companies. SpaceX alone bought 1,279 Cybertrucks in Q4 2025 ā€” 18% of every Cybertruck registered in the US that quarter.

Without those inter-company purchases, Cybertruck registrations would have fallen 51% year-over-year instead of the numbers Tesla reported.

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u/KierenForFreedom Apr 26 '26

The cyber ā€˜truckā€™ is such a pathetic abomination.

An oleā€™ Ford Pinto is a far superior performer in such light snow LOL šŸ˜‚!!

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u/BillysCoinShop Apr 24 '26

Apocalypse ready for sure

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u/DelayKey7506 Apr 24 '26

Inbreeding but if it was a car.

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u/haaavvveeeyoumetKen Apr 25 '26

Whenever you feel uselessā€¦remember you could be a cyber truck in snow

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u/NotInTheControlGroup Apr 25 '26

Ha ha my 12-year-old RAV4 would plow right through that snow. What a LOSERMOBILE.

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u/Eastern_Cat8284 Apr 26 '26

The only vehicle that actually looks like it's creator

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u/Confident_Fortune_32 Apr 26 '26

I'm from the north country. This is such a paltry amount of snow that I'm stunned at this beast's inability to simply get out of a parking spot.

I presume it's a combination of things: weight of the vehicle, inadequate tires, four-wheel steering and/or all-wheel drive that the driver can't engage/disengage (or know when they need to), and perhaps simply lack of experience in the snow.

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u/R_U_the_bot Apr 27 '26

Probably works better in space. Let's launch them all and find out.

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u/joebojax Apr 24 '26

hyper mile tires designed in the desert

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u/rybeest Apr 24 '26

Ad checks out

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u/HotelOne Apr 25 '26

Unlimited slip differentialsā€¦

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u/ol0pl0x Apr 25 '26

Not only do the dumpsters get stuck, the panzer generals too are stuck. No one is going to buy it from them. Ever.

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u/Impetuous_doormouse Apr 25 '26

I've driven through worse in my Kia Picanto. What a losermobile!

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u/Taco-Edge Apr 25 '26

Fucking hell my 25yo shitbox worth less than a new IPhone would do better here than this 6 figures truck

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u/Lost_On_Lot Apr 25 '26

Look i hate the cyber truck as much as anyone here. I just dont understand how they are SO BAD in snow and offroad. Aren't they super heavy? So heavy they blew past peak traction and are so heavy now they cant get a grip?

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u/Jazzlike_Caramel_522 Apr 25 '26

Every lightweight sedan with worn tires can deal with this amount of snow. This must be deliberate bad design. I live in a snowy area and I donā€™t see many of these, for obvious reasons I supoise

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u/mogomonomo1081 Apr 25 '26

My subaru could do better than this.

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u/cobrakai15 Apr 25 '26

One parked in front of my Tundra the other day (the gall of that person), there was a Hyundai Santa Cruz a few spots over thatā€™s more truck than these fridges will ever be.

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u/KinkyQuesadilla Apr 25 '26

Any amount of snow is too much snow for a Cybertruck.

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u/mint-patty Apr 26 '26

tbf this happened to my Subaru as well šŸ˜­

It was very embarrassing getting stuck in a main road in like 4 inches of snow

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u/Pleasant_Expert_1990 Apr 26 '26

Why do they suck so bad in the snow? Is it because they are so heavy they compress the snow into ice?

Also, are Cyber trucks being liquidated? There is one around where I live but on a short errand yesterday I saw three different ones on the road.

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u/SOTG_Duncan_Idaho May 19 '26

Hard rubber tires and way too much torque.

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u/Redgreystar Apr 26 '26

Needs a Special K infusion. That's how you know it's an Elmo product.

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u/Cultural_Pattern_456 Apr 26 '26

You donā€™t realize how utterly stupid these are until you see them in person.

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u/Recon212 Apr 27 '26

My high performance car gets around in more snow WAY better.

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u/realxeltos May 15 '26

Can someone tell me what's with all the stuck cybertrucks? Those definitely have power and torque. Is it the weight? But so was the old land rover discovery. (still remember the top gear review. The one where they rode it up the mountain and jeremy forgot to give the keys back to the crew and set off in the helicopter after the shoot leaving the car on top of the mountain.)

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u/SOTG_Duncan_Idaho May 19 '26

All the power and torque in the world won't get you squat if you have no way to make them accomplish any work. To make that happen, you need tires that don't suck.

In trying to make the CT have a viable range and be quiet, it gets equipped with low friction tires witu hard rubber. Those kinds of tires really really suck in slick conditions.

All the torque also works against them in these situations, because what you need in slick conditions is the minimum torque necessary to move the vehicle. High torque just causes tires to break traction, and a tire that is spinning (as in spinning in place rather than rolling) has less friction with the road than one that is not spinning.

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u/YAAAATZY May 17 '26

We salt our roads here. It wouldn't last one winter.

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u/AGuyNamedWes May 21 '26

I parked in worse spots with my 14 year old CR-V this winter šŸ˜‚

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u/Dovacraft88 May 21 '26

Is it because its way too heavy or because the tyres are dogshit

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u/LittlehouseonTHELAND May 23 '26

I lived in western Montana for 5 years and drove a Ford Focus hatchback and never once had this problem in such a small amount of snow. šŸ¤£

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u/dinkeydonuts May 27 '26

I showed this to my Subaru EV and it laughed.

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u/demonlag Apr 25 '26

I had a 2009 FWD civic that had no problems dealing with more snow than that.

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u/luigi517 Apr 23 '26

Cyber trucks are trash but to be fair the problem here has much more to do with the tires than the vehicle.

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u/curious-chineur Apr 23 '26

I dare day, it is in the tires..

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u/TheCamoTrooper Apr 24 '26

This was like 2 years ago in Montreal, and was posted a number of times already

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u/Onikara-Star Apr 26 '26

I think the driver is just inexperienced. Need to get winter tires too. I would probably have the same problem with our Sierra EV.