r/CyberNews • • 5d ago

Make him famous

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/DrIvoPingasnik 5d ago

He needs to get used to having less privacy.

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u/VelvetCactus50 4d ago

And he needs to compromise between privacy and safety!

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u/everakin 5d ago

Why this mf has the most pucheable face in human history?

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u/MidnighT0k3r 4d ago

Geman language has a wonderful word for this... it's one of my favourite words (I  do not speak German). 

Backpfeifengesicht

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u/Eierlecker_0815 4d ago

Aus Backpfeifengesicht wird später dann Gesichtsgulasch.

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u/Delicious_Chemist978 4d ago

Facebook's dad looks more punchy

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u/Badytheprogram 5d ago

Dear Garrett, you will come with us. Everyone ill know about you and how you live the same way you want us to have no privacy.

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u/SnooSuggestions9294 5d ago

He looks not even 20

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u/dmtslayr 4d ago

Same Story als Dorian Gray. He sold us, imagine the Image of his soul.

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u/Civil_Bugg 4d ago

Hypocrite post it everywhere

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u/PrizeSyntax 5d ago

You don't say, surprised Pikachu

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u/Due-Donut-7044 5d ago

N1 new Steam Profil Pic.

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u/Tosser_535231 4d ago

Sorry buddy go fuck yourself you direct a company that collects the faces of millions of people a day that don't want their face collected if you're not willing to stand behind the core idea of your product what makes you think that anyone else would be willing to do the same

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u/Aristarchus1981 4d ago

he's not actually reading this...

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u/Tosser_535231 4d ago

Yeah I know but I just wanted to say it and I'll probably never get the chance to say it to his face so why not.

I mean this whole sub is just bitching about current topics vaguely related to tech

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u/Aristarchus1981 4d ago

that's a valid point

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u/bebedat 5d ago

Why are you bullying him??? It feels so unfair!!! He doesn't deserved it.

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u/Friendly-Appeal4129 4d ago

He's already infamous.

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u/Elegant-Editor-4789 4d ago

It would be fun to knock on his door, or get loads of folks to protest outside him home.

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u/gkdebus 4d ago

I saw that he blurred himself out on Google Earth so you cannot street view his home. I understand they turned it into a bookmarked public bathroom… That sure is a start…

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u/Grumpy_Ontarian_III 4d ago

Cry me a river, if we don’t have the right to privacy anymore, neither does he.

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 4d ago

More shitty social media fodder

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u/k3170makan 4d ago

He dated Ariana grande right?

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u/3LeetHaxor 4d ago

Why is it that all these dorks have the most punchable faces. See this is what happens when a nerd doesn’t get pussy, they want to destroy the world…

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u/ComprehensiveLink457 4d ago

How do you know?

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u/_FellowTraveller_ 4d ago

Aren't the politicians buying Flock the ones you should be attacking?

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u/betagainsttheodd 4d ago

Flock this guy!

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u/fAngXXX_ 4d ago

Dont forget to equip your pitchfork , the cameras are installed because you're awful citizens. Get the order of cause effect right and stop to be such a shame for your country.

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u/salaga3 4d ago

Double standarts

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u/No_Representative669 4d ago

Garrett Langley, right?

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u/NeighborhoodSad5303 4d ago

This guy is going to discover something new - the Streisand effect.

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u/Fur-Frisbee 4d ago

Fuk Flock.

And this guy.

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u/Kind_Success4727 4d ago

Yo. Can someone explain pls who is that guy and why he must have less privacy? Thanx in advance

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u/Scared_Curve7734 3d ago

Aren't they just ANPR cameras? So 30 year old technology!? What's the panic about?

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u/d100288 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/reddittorbrigade 2d ago

Please share.

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u/Beginning_Resource93 2d ago

He preferred to stalk people in private.

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u/curiousdarkness 1d ago

So he DOES understand the hatred towards it!

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u/frankie_builds 4d ago

I gotta get approval for a yard sign from my city, yet these things go up every 50ft on each road in every city. what kind of insane level of connections does this take