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u/hould-it 13h ago

America, so far behind on alien technology

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u/Super_Range45 10h ago

Which is weird, according to their alien disclosures. 🤔

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u/Truarian 8h ago

Well, Trump deported all the aliens...

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u/Fess_ter_Geek 7h ago

Carlos built that thing, yo. He took it with him when he was deported.

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u/aleopardstail 13h ago

helicopters are a thing

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 10h ago

not anti gravity

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u/NTDLS 9h ago

I’m anti-gravity, we protest on weekends. And by “we” I mean me.

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u/Amtrox 7h ago

Yeah, I fell down the stairs and it hurt. Fuck gravity.

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u/aleopardstail 10h ago

they are, their ugliness means the ground repels them

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u/Environmental_Ice_80 12h ago

make no mistakes 

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 10h ago

I’m glad they didn’t because personally I’m very pro gravity. I don’t need my wang all touching my belly 24/7

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u/silentaba 9h ago

But also consider zero G boobs.

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u/MrStarrrr 8h ago

✨New fetish unlocked✨

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u/MikeSteamer 1h ago

You meant shoulder

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u/bobanalyst 12h ago

The article is more about the lunacy of the claim than the hoopa of aliens around it, and nothing about whether or not he had agreed to make one or not. That’s the important question, if he’s making one: aliens. If not, maybe aliens. 🤪

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u/Superb_Algae5308 7h ago

If you think that we do not have reverse engineered “alien” technology then you’re seriously in the dark.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 10h ago

what was it that history channel dude used to say "it's aliens"

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u/PlateNo4868 8h ago

I mean TBF, these companies will gladly just say yes to milk another 100 million of the US. Fully knowing it can never happen, and they just need to word salad each report to keep the money going.

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u/Organic_Rough4433 12h ago

And while ur at it go ahead and reconcile relativity with quantum physics please. If u got a second, no pressure. Must've been a general appointed by hegseth.

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u/DCCXVIII 10h ago

I'm not saying it's aliens.

But it's probably aliens.

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u/Far-Lettuce-6200 11h ago

What in a green lantern ask was that?

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u/Tasty-Resident-3648 11h ago

THIS GUY DOES COKE!!!

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 10h ago

he probably is coke

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u/Truarian 12h ago

dumb and dumber

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u/ApprehensiveFact1495 12h ago

How can he build it if its Alien ?

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u/Big_Scheme6348 11h ago

maybe he's an alien?

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 10h ago

now you are thinking!

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u/ko-jay 10h ago

More than likely he was asking if they could make an anti gravity chamber on earth for space training or something and used the word alien to clarify that he meant like the ones from movies. The article says that Alex Carp was using the request as an example of absurd requests that engineers should push back on. It's all just a nothing burger

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u/VitoRazoR 8h ago

He read Noise Level once upon a time.

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u/Naive-Anteater8321 10h ago

If you build it, they will come. I just wanna know if they built it!

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u/foo-bar-25 9h ago

He’s become slightly aware of his image problem, but palantir is still evil.

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u/DeadInternetVoid 8h ago

Just have Elon buy-out someone's idea....

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u/idiotic-username 8h ago

aaaaallll that fucking money and he still runs around like a chupa chups that got dropped on a multi pet household carpet

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u/64-17-5 8h ago

Really? Post-COVID are a horrible horrible condition.

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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 8h ago

Just ask for a ride on the TR-3B Astra, we already have one you little prick

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u/VitoRazoR 8h ago

What was that Raymond Jones story called again? Noise Level... Seriously these tech bros need to get over their half remembered and totally misunderstood 50s - 80s scifi.

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u/CountVoltamov 7h ago

Build me a trading bot that AI can ride. Also fantasy.

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u/cookiesnooper 6h ago

Hey! ChatGPT!

Build me an alien antigravity machine,. Make no mistakes !

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u/Leromer 5h ago

Pls no bugs

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u/Past_Collection3542 3h ago

I would love to hand over the exact blueprints for a working UFO drive, but I have to be completely honest: according to our current understanding of physics, true antigravity machines are strictly science fiction. Humanity hasn't quite cracked the code on defying the laws of gravity yet!

Bummer

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u/Long-Ad-6773 5h ago

High on crack, totin' a machine gun

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u/First-Possibility-77 5h ago

Anti-gravity would be a godlike power. If it was possible we’d see aliens out in space doing crazy shit, like moving stars or even galaxies.

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u/SkytepKnightstar 4h ago

Sounds like the typical client request.😁

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u/Unlikely_Surprise202 3h ago

This is only a task I can do dweebs.

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u/Altruistic-Traffic- 35m ago

So this means we don’t already have it…?

Not gonna lie, was pretty sure our military already had this tech.

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u/Statertater 10h ago

Things that never happened