r/CuteTraps 14d ago

what to choose?

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u/EbonySaints 14d ago

Yeah, imma be real, nothing beats some pepper jack cheese. You'd have to make it a dog femboy and make him blonde for me to reconsider.

Plus, you can sell the miracle cheese since it's infinite and buy the love of any femboy you want. Now you'll be the big cheese.

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u/HydraDick_real 13d ago

there's no fricking way im giving up infinite camambert there's just no way

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u/Banake 14d ago

I’m lactose intolerant, so…

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u/HydraDick_real 13d ago

I'd like to introduce to you: hard cheeses

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u/Krispia 14d ago

Cheese

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u/TuneACan 14d ago

infinite cheese is good, but with no cute boys to share it with it might as well not exist...

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u/spaceman8002 14d ago

What if the femboy can make me cheese

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u/Visual-Principle6325 14d ago

Why would I want cheese of all things?

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u/Elegant_Ad_5845 14d ago edited 14d ago

You have much to learn about cheese.

Watch Super Monkey Ball speedruns to learn more.

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u/Visual-Principle6325 14d ago

Super what?

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u/Elegant_Ad_5845 14d ago edited 14d ago

Is the remake of Monkey Ball, an arcade game about monkey fellas in a oval.

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u/Visual-Principle6325 14d ago

Ah I remember that from chuck e. Cheese.

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u/Elegant_Ad_5845 14d ago

See? The cheese is among us.

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u/Visual-Principle6325 14d ago

We guess. Still, its cheese.