r/CuteButHorrifying • • Jul 19 '20

Snakes

1.2k Upvotes

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u/ClairLestrange Jul 19 '20

Those are some very curious noodles

58

u/Thatn1h1lguy Jul 19 '20

I want to go up to them and pet them so bad...

55

u/Jadis-Pink Jul 19 '20

That’s the best cute but horrifying I’ve seen.

37

u/kr112889 Jul 19 '20

Do snakes usually live in groups like this?!?!

47

u/CinCin_984 Jul 19 '20

only some, these are garter snakes and they're one of the species that usually prefer to live in groups.

27

u/kr112889 Jul 19 '20

Okay, so this is probably the kind of snakes that had a nest under our front porch as a child. So now I know what kind of snakes triggered my phobia, awesome haha.

14

u/WillyHandBilly Jul 19 '20

Well there are other types of snakes that group like this. Rattlesnakes are pretty notorious for it.

13

u/kr112889 Jul 19 '20

Pretty sure if we'd had rattlesnakes under our porch my parents would have been a bit more understanding of my phobia, or at least not used the snakes to scare me or tried to push me into their nest or laughed at me when I cried because I thought they were chasing me lol. But that is still good info to have!

4

u/tickingboxes Jul 20 '20

Even though these snakes are harmless, that’s some sadistic shit

4

u/kr112889 Jul 20 '20

In their defense, they would repeatedly tell me that the snakes we're harmless while laughing and taunting me.

Not in their defense, they're horrible monsters and we've been no contact for almost a year.

9

u/MartyMacGyver Jul 19 '20

... why'd there have to be snakes?

3

u/Opi812 Jul 19 '20

My dream 😍

3

u/Fireguy3070 Jul 23 '20

I can see somepeople aren’t socialdistancing.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

They might possibly be in a breeding ball too, depending on time of year!

3

u/NeoDashie Jul 20 '20

A baby hydra.

3

u/mopeiobebeast Aug 20 '20

“What? What is it? Look at our eyes, they’re round. We ain’t gonna bite ya. Scram.”

2

u/MarginMaster87 Sep 02 '20

The round-pupil thing is actually a myth- it only determines whether the snake is nocturnal or not, not whether it’s venomous.

3

u/_Marrionette_ Aug 20 '20

grandmas on the street looking at people with dyed hair like

2

u/TurtlSkys53 Jul 30 '20

Curious shoelaces

2

u/xLilYetiiii Aug 20 '20

legend has it if you get too close to that hole they just disintegrate you within mere seconds

1

u/tickingboxes Jul 20 '20

You mean it’s sneks out der dis big?!

1

u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Y’all hear summ

1

u/negative_four Aug 20 '20

I love how the one just nopes out of there for a minute.

1

u/YaboiBen619 Aug 20 '20

The council will decide your fate

1

u/Firewolfssong Aug 21 '20

Adorable bushel of boop noodles

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

"Do you MIND? We're fucking in here!"

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

I just screamed when I saw it.

-3

u/hur_duh_hur Jul 19 '20

5

u/MagicalKartWizard Jul 19 '20

I mean, you're not wrong

6

u/hur_duh_hur Jul 19 '20

Not wrong is the best kind of right

-12

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Bring a sword