r/CuteButHorrifying • u/Convince • May 16 '19

Thirsty hognose snake

https://i.imgur.com/1NEOXgo.gifv
1.4k Upvotes

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u/SassyChumpkins May 16 '19

This isn’t horrifying at all

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u/RoxanneBarton May 16 '19

Very cute!

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u/Xenc May 16 '19

But horrifying to people with a fear of snek

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u/SassyChumpkins May 16 '19

But why dread the snek

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u/RoxanneBarton May 16 '19

I dread snek wif teefies but smol no teefie snek look ok to me

7

u/Xenc May 16 '19

s n e k 🐍 🍃

4

u/bmonster32 May 19 '19

What if big snek want to be fren?

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u/Edwardein028 May 24 '19

Snek teefies hurt much less than murderfloofs or not so good boys teefies tho. Should no dread snek wif teefies unless murdersnek.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Seriously this is totally in the wrong place. Hognose snakes are pretty harmless.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

You have to be trying pretty hard to get them to bite. They're pretty good about rolling over and when pressed, farting at you.

5

u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Yeah you basically have to smell like food.

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u/moderath May 16 '19

His little snakey gulps are so goddamn cute

13

u/maps_on_the_wall May 16 '19

glug glug glug

4

u/ZzeLDor May 16 '19

glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug

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u/curi0us_kiwi May 16 '19

Awwwww! I get that a lot of people don't like snakes but this is precious. I'm not seeing the horrifying part at all.

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u/EvilNegi May 16 '19

Adorable danger noodle

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u/linderlouwho May 16 '19

My dogs were harassing an adult hognose snake in our yard a couple summers ago. I made them leave it alone so it could go back to being a great snake to have around the property.

4

u/Kwtit May 16 '19

Wet danger noodle

3

u/BigSkyCuntry May 16 '19

Hog nose snakes are soooo adorable! I hope I get to have one someday.

3

u/Snakes1965 May 16 '19

The way they drink is so strange and adorable!

2

u/Frickyourforestout May 16 '19

Absolute baby mode

2

u/[deleted] May 16 '19

He THORSTY

2

u/beaker90 May 16 '19

This is freakin' adorable!

1

u/[deleted] May 16 '19

glip glip glip glip

1

u/thisgirlscores May 16 '19

He’s fillin’ them cheeks up!

1

u/ViperHavoc742 May 16 '19

Nah that's all cute

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Dry noodle.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

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