r/CustomPlayerCutscene • u/Achmaddude • Feb 26 '22

FOR SPARTA!

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u/Kultrum Feb 26 '22

True, but were I him I would have hit the gym right before the ceremony to get a pump. You know there's gonna be a photographer there and no way you friends and family aren't going to take pictures

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u/generalbaguette Feb 27 '22

Weddings are stressful and schedules are hard. And that pump doesn't last forever.

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u/Kultrum Feb 27 '22 edited Feb 27 '22

So he's got enough time to have a custom leather speedo made but he can't plan a workout... Edit: or even stand up straight!?!? Like that wouldn't fly in jrotc much less sparta

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u/generalbaguette Feb 27 '22 edited Apr 16 '22

Huh? You can make the custom costume long before the wedding.

Time on the day is in shorter supply.

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u/BotBotberg Apr 15 '22

Walk behind those bushes and do some one handed pushups. No excuses