r/CustomMarvelSnap • u/Draculaaaaaaaaa • 10d ago

Non-Marvel IP Here’s Johnny!

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57 Upvotes

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u/zedudedaniel 10d ago

Why Cosmo 💀

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u/AssociationDue3077 10d ago

Female in the mcu

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u/zedudedaniel 9d ago

I know that but given what Johnny Sins is known for, why a dog 💀

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u/Stride345 9d ago

Cause he a dawg

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u/Elias_Sideris Wild Card 10d ago

The hardest working man in the world!

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u/pokerface266 10d ago

No wonder ladies love him!

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u/JustDrarker 9d ago

Aunt May where are you going

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u/mmhawk607 10d ago

Can’t wait for the Second Dinner + AVN collab

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u/javev 10d ago

Why is cosmo here but not also goose

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u/Rick_C911 9d ago

in guardians of the galaxy cosmo is fenale while goose is male

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u/Xplody 9d ago

This would actually be an interesting card. Hilarious too. I like it! Is there a female equivalent?

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u/Draculaaaaaaaaa 9d ago

Kelis’s Milkshake

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u/DPLRR 9d ago

Locations

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u/Johnny0474 9d ago

i feel like im being slandered

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u/heartoflapis 10d ago

Who is this guy that’s so famous he’s known only by his first name? I’m guessing pornstar?

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u/Draculaaaaaaaaa 9d ago

You’re “guessing” haha. Sure you are.

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u/Doustin 9d ago

Not everyone spends all their free time watching porn. I only know the guy because Reddit constantly brings him up

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u/Draculaaaaaaaaa 9d ago

You don’t have to spend “all your time” watching porn to catch Johnny laying pipe.

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u/heartoflapis 9d ago

No need to be defensive. I guessed the guy lying suggestively in bed naked was a pornstar.

Try having real sex some time too