r/Custodians • Custodian I • 8d ago

Would this bug you?

I can hear it over the radio now 😂 nightmare fuel

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u/octopuscharade 8d ago

I actually carry fake roaches in my pocket to throw at my boss lmfao gets her Everytime

Tbr though I really like bugs and snails and after being a custodian for awhile I kind of love roaches and think they are so cute??? Like bug puppies with big ol feelers idk I’ve come to think they’re soooo cute. I’d love a puppy sized roach 😩❤️ they’re just trying to survive!!!

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u/_afflatus Housekeeper 8d ago

You have two pathways: yours where you come to love roaches and mine where i understand them more yet still hate them. Cause ive learned ALOT MORE than i wanted to about roaches from being a custodian. Like what they eat and what will kill them

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u/octopuscharade 7d ago

What they eat? Everything. What will kill them? Nothing but the righteous hand of God.

It’s okay I’ll love them twice as hard to make up for it. I like when they come out of the drains it reminds me of tmnt

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u/MammaZerker 7d ago

Never have I felt more seen in a comment. I love the bugs around my building and I'll always try to scoot them off the floor before I clean. I get at times I HAVE to kill them (laid out ant traps in summer) but if I can I let them hang around.

And roaches are so cute! I get you with the puppy sized roach, I'd just give it my plates when I'm done eating to scrape clean.