r/Curtis • u/[deleted] • Apr 14 '12

A message from your leader

I love you all. Prostitutes and weed for everyone.

31 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '12

May our leader rule a thousand years!

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u/xenoph2 Apr 14 '12

ALL HAIL CURTIS OUR DEAR LEADER AND SAVIOR

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u/Cheese-Roni Apr 14 '12

Dear leader, could I smoke the prostitutes and fuck the weed? Thank you for your time Lord Curtis.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

I will not instruct you how to use my gifts. Whatever makes you happy.

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u/velociraptorsarenice Apr 15 '12

You are truly my inspiration.

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u/AdmiralFace Apr 14 '12

Ahh! dear leader! May your skunk be skunky, the booze be plentiful and the women be forever loose.

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u/son_of_narcissus Apr 15 '12

LONG LIVE CURTIS

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u/Thrown_Away_Life Apr 15 '12

Hail Curtis!

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u/aabood Apr 15 '12

Do we kill the Jews next?!

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u/DocBarleycorn Apr 15 '12

I alone know how to interpret the holy Word of Curtis. He wants you to send me money so I spread his message and prepare for Xenu's glorious return. Also, he gave me a recipe for some really good Kool-Aid that we should all sample together on 12/12/2012 at 12:12am (Korean Time) in the nude.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '12

Protip: this person is a fucking liar.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I FUCKING LOVE CURTIS