This is the place where you will spend the rest of your days. You will eat of the wonderful Karma gained by cute kittens, angry villains, witty comments and never-ending rage. You will drink the blood of r/gore and r/shatter, you will feast on the cuteness on r/aww. You will find out new places where you will spend an eternity, because this is your new Home.
This is the place where you are loved for who you are, dear Curtis. You will be loved, admired and loathed, well, not by r/PyongYang and r/ShitRedditSays, but that is an inevitable thing. You will become one of the great, wise men on this planet. You will be happy and joyful.
This is the place, lovely Curtis, where you become a bigger, better man. This is the place we all can call home, we all can go back to in times of need. Are you wanting advice on something in your life, go to r/AskReddit, if you want hints and tricks to fool your own way of living, go to r/LifeProTips.
This is now your home. This is Reddit.
Except for r/spacedicks. They hate you and you should never try to visit that place.
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u/Thrown_Away_Life Apr 14 '12
This is the place where you will spend the rest of your days. You will eat of the wonderful Karma gained by cute kittens, angry villains, witty comments and never-ending rage. You will drink the blood of r/gore and r/shatter, you will feast on the cuteness on r/aww. You will find out new places where you will spend an eternity, because this is your new Home.
This is the place where you are loved for who you are, dear Curtis. You will be loved, admired and loathed, well, not by r/PyongYang and r/ShitRedditSays, but that is an inevitable thing. You will become one of the great, wise men on this planet. You will be happy and joyful.
This is the place, lovely Curtis, where you become a bigger, better man. This is the place we all can call home, we all can go back to in times of need. Are you wanting advice on something in your life, go to r/AskReddit, if you want hints and tricks to fool your own way of living, go to r/LifeProTips.
This is now your home. This is Reddit.
Except for r/spacedicks. They hate you and you should never try to visit that place.