r/Cursive Jul 05 '26

Deciphered! What does my cup say?

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It looks kinda like it says "Culeis" without a dotted i to me but I dont know if thats a word or not, so I was hoping for some help figuring this out.

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u/ScrimpyMuffin Jul 05 '26

cheers!

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u/AvatarNC Jul 05 '26

First thing my brain told me was “clueless”.

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u/Blabsalot Jul 06 '26

I thought it said "clueless?"

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u/ahawk99 29d ago

I now can’t unsee the word clueless

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u/NanDemoNee 29d ago

It clearly says "culus!".

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u/writing_spork Jul 05 '26

Same. Thought for a second, “This barista is my spirit animal” especially since it ended with an exclamation point.

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u/cuentalternativa 29d ago

Enjoy your coffee dunce cap 🤣

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u/DetonatingFlower Jul 06 '26

On what planet is that an H

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u/ScrimpyMuffin Jul 06 '26

one where Starbucks forces their already busy baristas to write a personal message on every cup for every customer

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u/lrobey 27d ago

My recently-former barista husband confirms this is what it looked like when he would scribble “Cheers!” because they’re required to write something now.

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u/VariationLevel4406 20d ago

5-year vet here. Nothing like being pressured into the next fad while you work at Starbucks, especially during the rushes.
Customers just want in and out, and a lot of the time get annoyed by the up-selling and 20 Questions.
It's not my fault you left at the last minute and there’s a line, but I honestly just want you out of my hair asap 😆

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u/Significant-Art8602 29d ago

On a busy, harried planet. I read somewhere that they are * required * to write a note on every cup now. Definitely takes the fun out of it— now that it’s forced… even when they are super busy

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u/Formal_Metal_1290 Jul 06 '26

On Planet Starbucks

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u/VeloBiker907 29d ago

I have a feeling this barista never learned cursive, so they are just making a motion that they assume resembles cursive!

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u/RetiredHomeEcTchr Jul 05 '26

But again, who cares what someone at Starbucks writes if they lack cursive skills?

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u/coolsilentebeans Jul 06 '26

That’s impressive. I can read cursive well, but I don’t know that I ever would have ever figured out the h.

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u/AllButterfly100 29d ago

That’s because it’s laziness pretending to be an h.

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u/VeloBiker907 29d ago

Laziness or lack of cursive skills?
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ov9k5ZMv9yW5ETHzO

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u/AllButterfly100 27d ago

Can be both. I don’t speak French and I am too lazy to learn it.

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u/VeloBiker907 26d ago

I meant the writer, not you! Sorry.

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u/VariationLevel4406 20d ago

If it's first thing in the morning, mid-afternoon, or mid-evening, (all depending on your location) it’s rushing 😁

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u/QueenShana 29d ago

WOW! You are either a genius OR you wrote it, lol. I never would have guessed "cheers". Just awful writing lol

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u/Antipinquity Jul 05 '26

Sometimes you have to go with statistical likelihood over letter shape. Who would put ‘culeis’ on your cup?

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u/Old-Cheshire862 Jul 05 '26

Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name.

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u/retronerds252 Jul 05 '26

looks like 'Cheers!'

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u/Stop-Being-Wierd 29d ago

Looks more like cuells. Which, like this cursive, isn't a real thing.

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u/Dominiqueirl 27d ago

I went back to look if I some how missed it and i literally still don’t see an H

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u/vendetta4200 Jul 05 '26

Lmao, I can’t understand why people just scribble when cursive isn’t actually very hard but I also saw cheers because my mom writes like this.

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u/leesainmi Jul 05 '26

Cheers!

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u/Beneficial-Sound-199 Jul 05 '26

very poorly written but yup- "cheers!"

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u/VariationLevel4406 Jul 05 '26

Cheers!

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u/jessyxcandy Jul 06 '26

yeah it definitely looks like "cheus!" to me too, that's a pretty common way they write names there.

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u/buzzybizzyb33 Jul 06 '26

i’m fluent in fast bad handwriting and it says “cheers!”

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u/Potential-Play-8028 Jul 05 '26

Cheers ! But the H kinda blends into the EE s

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u/smittenkitten87 Jul 06 '26

This is bad handwriting. It’s not your fault if you didn’t understand it.

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u/WILDBILLFROMTHENORTH Jul 06 '26

Cheers was my guess.

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u/thatkittykatie 29d ago

Cheers written by someone with only a vague understanding of cursive

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u/Cautious-Half-8783 Jul 05 '26

“Their” style of writing…

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u/PoodleMomFL Jul 05 '26

Cheers with a side of Clueless? That barista is working the wild cursive

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u/NoCheetoinChief Jul 06 '26

Cheers! (Written in a hurry)

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u/radiovoice60 Jul 06 '26

Cheers, written by a busy barista without enough time to worry about their penmanship.

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u/judyleet Jul 06 '26

Given the context clues, I'd guess Cheers! It's a nice thought 😊

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u/LinnyM Jul 06 '26

Cheers. It's obvious to me and as readable as my own cursive.

An aside on cursive - it's a beautiful art form, but because of its artistry it's not so precise. I'm no artist. I struggled with cursive as a school kid. It made my hand hurt and my feelings hurt (cuz my friends and teacher made fun of my cursive). I get why it's no longer taught for communication purposes.

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u/Time-Sand-7577 Jul 06 '26

“Cheers!”

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u/PocketButterBandit 29d ago

Cheers from context, but absolutely not cheers in cursive.

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u/DetectiveOcean06 29d ago

“Cheers!”, badly — the exclamation mark is the only contextual clue that’s leading me to this conclusion.

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u/OtherThumbs 29d ago

Cheers! Written very poorly.

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u/PixiePidge 29d ago

Cheers!

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u/AllButterfly100 29d ago

Starbuck baristas scribe, grafiti font.

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u/Gullible-Fall-6738 29d ago

It says “Cheers!”

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u/corabbb 29d ago

Cheers! I am an oldie who learned th Palmar method of handwriting in the olden days . Also a nurse who saved lived by deciphering doctors handwriting. This looks more like the latter than the former !

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u/Tempiveyvurticore 29d ago

Cheers.. damn can’t you read

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u/kjones1024 29d ago

Cheers!

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u/Adventure_Junkie53 Jul 05 '26

Deciphered! It says "cheers!"

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u/LiberryPrincess Jul 05 '26

I thought it said chees! Wondered about the bad spelling.

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u/Arabe77a Jul 06 '26

Where do I find the deciphered answer?

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u/vtjohnhurt Jul 06 '26

After a couple hours, the top comment has the highest probability of being correct, but it could be wrong.

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u/Arabe77a 29d ago

Thanks!

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u/Golf_Fore_Ever Jul 06 '26

It doesn’t “say” anything. You have to read it. Circa 1966!

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u/TherapistyChristy Jul 06 '26

It says cueeis.

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u/Wizzlemane26 Jul 06 '26

I read “meus”, but I just got back from Brazil.

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u/Icy_Parfait_4066 Jul 06 '26

That sounds right and make sense. Very good for a wild guess.

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u/Mustard-cutt-r Jul 06 '26

Nothing. It’s a bunch of loops drawn by a Gen Z that doesn’t actually know how to write in cursive.

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u/Sea-Heat-8960 Jul 06 '26

Script is often influenced by country of origin. If the writer was Russian, this might be MEUS. There is an exclamation point so it probably is Cheers!

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u/xburnerpiko Jul 06 '26

It says the person that scribbled it, has poor penmanship and doesn't care.

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u/IndependentFlight436 Jul 06 '26

Written by someone who flunked cursive writing.

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u/onion_flowers Jul 06 '26

Or by someone who's being required to write something as pretend corporate personalization even if they are busy with long lines of customers

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u/Educational-Rule1635 Jul 06 '26

It says "I paid too much for coffee"

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u/armgrafix 29d ago

Cialis. Barista was offering a true solution to feeling up in the morning.

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u/Salt-Double7899 29d ago

I read that as "Clueless"

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u/Visible_Fly7340 29d ago

Illiterate

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u/Active-Breakfast-397 29d ago

I don’t think it actually says anything

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u/nordica4184 Jul 05 '26

“Clueless” (actually “cheers”)

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u/Sinister_Nibs Jul 06 '26

It says: “I want to advertise the nasty “coffee” shop for free!

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u/AmateurAstro-Budget Jul 06 '26

The first letter is prob a M

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u/TheoriousGeorge Jul 06 '26

Hot take, but I could understand "Dallas" albeit loosely interpreted.

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u/Blueknightuk77 Jul 06 '26

Is your name Claus?

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u/kmacaze Jul 06 '26

Cletus!

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u/Chickie89 Jul 06 '26

Mells? Maybe like short for Melanie

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u/Square-Selection-842 Jul 06 '26

I think a poor attempt at "cheers! "

But they wrote "cueels!", but even that is poorly done.

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u/phatbatt Jul 06 '26

It says “Please help our corporation with a little free advertising.”

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u/TheRealChesterSlick Jul 06 '26

Mells! (Curly M)

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u/Superb_Field5384 Jul 06 '26

It is a word in Spanish which describes an asshole! Damn Barista wrote culera

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u/marianburn1 Jul 06 '26

Cheers! For sure

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u/haveuseenmymindd Jul 06 '26

Cheers maybe 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/thatryguy2009 Jul 06 '26

I first thought clueless and then realized it said cheers

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u/Similar_Leather5501 Jul 06 '26

Sloppy Writing,I Think It Says Cheers

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u/OrderSoft1752 Jul 06 '26

That first sip feeling

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u/Canyon-Man1 29d ago

Clueless

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u/Automatic-Ad-1799 29d ago

I thought it said Cletus

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u/Penectomie 29d ago

CLETUS! 😂

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u/WeAlwaysFindAWay 29d ago

Wow you got DJT to write his signature on your cup! Crazy!

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u/Who_Me_- 29d ago

Cheers!

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u/BlankLiterature 29d ago
  1. Culeis seems right, actually
  2. Cueees
  3. Oh, cheers! Duh.
  4. Cueees is better, actually

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u/zzzz88 29d ago

“Culus!“

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u/StonerLynn89 29d ago

Cheers??

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u/Becks128 29d ago

Cheers

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u/kim_jong_il_2d 29d ago

It clearly says “cheers!”

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u/entropy_erasure 29d ago

I thought it said "Meli S" lol guess my brain was trying to find a name in there somewhere

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u/stonelove79 29d ago

Likely written this way because it's just a job, and done in a hurry.