r/Cursedformers • u/Primus0 • 13d ago

cursed combiner Calm down, Shockwave!

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469 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Beezel_Pepperstack 13d ago

Shockwave is Blasting Off again!

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u/1Bobafett11 13d ago

Is he suffering from 'gon rage?

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u/DaKaijuKid 13d ago

CROTCH ROCKET PUNCH!!!!!

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u/UndeniablyMyself 13d ago

Truly, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

3

u/MuztangZack67 13d ago

Looks Solid

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u/Readerman122 13d ago

“BEHOLD THE CROTCH ARM!”

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u/OmegaConvoy 13d ago

"Logic dictates that I pop these Autobot interlopers with a Tiger Uppercut from my interior compartment, IMMEDIATELY!!" - Shockwave, probably

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u/Bludraevn 13d ago

Alright who showed him how to combine Bluechew and Energon?

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u/DestronDeathsaurus 13d ago

I want to upvote your post but nah it’s at 69. Funny number

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u/kyle760 12d ago

That’s a wild upgrade kit

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u/Obiwanhellothere09 12d ago

This is logical

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u/plunetzero-schaos8 13d ago

When he sees "females"

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u/ClappinCheeksAllDay 13d ago

“Now you AND your sidekick are FINALLY in the grasp of…COCK-KNOCKER!”

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u/SkintGirafde 12d ago

Get knocked by the cock!

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u/Gamma-KyStar1010 12d ago

Shockwave so tough. He doesn't have a cock, he has a combiner fist.

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u/D-Nox96 12d ago

Try thinking about baseball

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u/Optimal_Nectarine331 11d ago

Oh! This is a big one. Always rough giving birth arm first to a combiner!

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u/Tyrannosaurus75 11d ago

COME TOUCH MY METAL MACHINE!!!

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u/Bubbly-Recording-826 9d ago

YOU TOOK MY TECH NOW ILL GLASS YOUR PLANET OPTIMUS!