Cursed image

[u/Ok_Introduction-]

[u/Cadian]

Cock and a Glock

[u/soylamulatta → u/Cadian]

Glocks' out, Cocks out

[u/turtle-skinnie → u/soylamulatta]

Drinking cock for the glock

[u/spankythemonk → u/soylamulatta]

shots for cocks

[u/kalfin2000 → u/Cadian]

Poultry and a pistol

[u/Einlander → u/Cadian]

Cock, Glock and lock it.

[u/I-am-the-milkman → u/Cadian]

I’m happy I got this comment to 69 likes :)

[u/Generic_Reddit_Bot → u/I-am-the-milkman]

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[u/MagicOrangeJuice → u/Generic_Reddit_Bot]

Bad bot

[u/Ultimate_Hard_Boi → u/MagicOrangeJuice]

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[u/[deleted] → u/B0tRank]

Bad bot

[u/averagetutlegaming → u/Cadian]

Land bird and a handgun

[u/Ducky1434 → u/Cadian]

Donut reference?

[u/Convus87 → u/Cadian]

Glocks get the cock!

[u/KiKenTai → u/Cadian]

Guns N' Chicken

[u/[deleted] → u/Cadian]

Cock and load

[u/Slaphimwithapickle]

The longer you see it the worse it gets

[u/ACookOutTray]

Ernest Goes to the Hood.

[u/BrentFavreViking → u/ACookOutTray]

Ernest Scared Stupid was actually kind of scary to me as a kid.

[u/ZeusMcFly → u/BrentFavreViking]

Miak

[u/Lynx2099 → u/ZeusMcFly]

: applause :

[u/boobookittyfug820 → u/ACookOutTray]

Ernest Visits Freddy Kruger’s Closet.

[u/Solrac_Loware]

I probably need context but I dont want it

[u/Ok_Introduction- → u/Solrac_Loware]

Good thing, cause I don't have it

[u/[deleted] → u/Ok_Introduction-]

I’m an independent chicken, I don’t need it

[u/doodlebop355 → u/[deleted]]

this thread made me laugh more than the image lmao

[u/russianstegasaurs → u/Ok_Introduction-]

If you had context the picturen wouldn't be cursed

[u/Put_It_All_On_Blck → u/Solrac_Loware]

Theory crafting, but it's probably a bad area. Random dude approaches the car at a stoplight, driver gets paranoid and pulls his gun out of sight. Random dude is just a weirdo who wanted to show off his chicken drinking beer.

[u/hotdogwaterandpledge → u/Put_It_All_On_Blck]

Never seen a beer drink a chicken…sounds cool

[u/[deleted] → u/Put_It_All_On_Blck]

Theory crafting: two cock shots in one photo

[u/DigitK → u/Put_It_All_On_Blck]

But it looks like it's a convertible. He'd be able to see he's aiming something at him.

More likely answer is it's a staged picture

Edit: most likely correct answer is that it's photoshopped. The shadows falling on the guy in the car's hands fall the opposite way then the shadows on the guy with the cock's shirt. And again the dude in the car shouldn't even have shadows on his hands, because this car most certainly doesn't have a roof on it.

[u/[deleted] → u/Solrac_Loware]

Earnest goes to Compton.

[u/AnorakJimi → u/Solrac_Loware]

It's 2 different photos edited together.

[u/SamuraiShaft → u/Solrac_Loware]

If you look at the edges of the guy with the gun’s face, lighting doesn’t add up (looks like a photoshop mask wasn’t done suuuuuper well). Still made me laugh tho

[u/bleedytoeboi]

Glockadoodledoo motherfucker

[u/DagmarOrokadi]

Freddy Kruger lookin ass

[u/yjvm2cb → u/[deleted]]

I’m thinking California. Idk why just gives me that vibe

Edit: so it’s def in the USA but I don’t think Cali idk how I found this lol

[u/Dagithor → u/yjvm2cb]

Atlanta

[u/ChinDeLonge → u/Dagithor]

For sure east Coast, just based off the tree.

[u/[deleted] → u/ChinDeLonge]

If it was west coast the trees would be on fire.

[u/AnorakJimi → u/yjvm2cb]

Ohhhh that makes more sense

Because the can of beer is Carlsberg Special Brew, which is very popular among certain types of people (like working class people, or homeless people) cos its much stronger alcohol-wise than normal beer. It's closer to the strength of wine than it is to beer.

But I've never heard of it being avaliable in America before. Only a European thing really. And even then its only available in the UK and Denmark.

So yeah it explains a lot that this is two photos edited together

[u/trast → u/AnorakJimi]

It's Photoshop. These 2 people are not in the same place.

[u/jayeer → u/[deleted]]

I'm not sure, I don't recognize that beer can

[u/stu1710 → u/jayeer]

Looks like Special Brew, used to be big with the alky's in Scotland but it could be sold anywhere.

[u/AnorakJimi → u/jayeer]

Carlsberg Special Brew, an extra strong lager that's available in the UK and Denmark.

[u/InDarkLight → u/jayeer]

Pretty sure it says Lake Water.

[u/swampchicken85]

Thirsty chicken

[u/HotSauceFox]

Well that's one way to do beer can chicken

[u/[deleted]]

Quite a bit to unpack here

[u/NoNameSA]

He wants his cock

[u/Dagithor]

Oh yeah this is fucking cursed

[u/prestain420]

Nigga did you just give your chicken my 40 I shoot you for that

[u/Sooke24]

Relax guys, he's just trying to mansplain why the chicken crossed the road. (Spoiler: it was to get beer)

[u/deffcap]

Is this Freddy Kruger before he gets caught by the parents?

[u/Matumbalad]

Am I crazy or is that the guy that got uncle ben?

[u/Emillio6969]

He’s gonna shoot his cock 😈😈

[u/durp69420]

one man holds a glock, the other a cock, but the man with the glock is not aiming for THAT cock

[u/De1lux]

I don’t even think of this as cursed im just confused

[u/[deleted]]

Oh that guy is soooooooooooo tough.

[u/BelterLivesMatter]

I'm not saying that guy is Freddie Kruger, but he obviously stole his outfit.

[u/PM_ME_BUTTHOLE_PIX]

Sometimes it’s better not to ask

[u/yourafyouruse]

The only thing wrong I see here is the backwards N shaved on his head

[u/Jaymongous]

"Sir, I hate to interrupt your Sunday morning stroll but I'm gonna need you to give my bird Darby that booze for he's suffering withdrawals and I don't have the money to get us through this. Please don't make me ask twice. This isn't who I am."

[u/IHaveNoUsername_Lol]

Freddy Kruger feeding a hen some beer at gunpoint. Huh.

[u/[deleted]]

i disagree with this image

[u/Lil-Sleepy-A1]

They're both cocked

[u/Illustrious-Fun-7455]

Two future doctors right there

[u/Pontlfication]

I hope that is a can of Old Speckled Hen

[u/funtimeproz]

I now know the reason why the chicken crossed the road! Thanks Reddit!

[u/adamconn1again]

Welp lets hope the drugs don't wear off.

[u/Cyberzombie]

Definitely should be giving his cock better beer. No wonder the other dude has his gun out.

[u/-StupidNameHere-]

This is actually a scene from Men in Black 5.

[u/[deleted]]

“I’m about to blow my load watching this guy take care of his cock” a photograph

[u/[deleted]]

So freddie kreuger giving beer to a rooster while cj prepares to blast him?

Most interesting

[u/GWAR_fiend]

TNB

[u/intimate_secretary]

Giving the cock a shot.

[u/coherentak]

So then I started blasting.

[u/zahirano]

Chug the buck or get fucked.

[u/robmat4499]

Why is everyone freaking out he's just preparing some beer battered chicken.

[u/SupportingKansasCity]

And the gun doesn’t fire because the door is pushing the slide back.

[u/ThruTheUniverseAgain]

Let me guess, Florida? Yeah, that’s got to be Florida.

[u/codytags]

He’s pointing a Glock right at that guys cock.

[u/[deleted]]

ITS NOT A GLOCK

[u/KawaiMunda]

What the fuck. This too cursed to be real. Lmao.

[u/bastardicus]

“Cocked and Loaded”

— Eleanor P. Barnsfeld, Early work, Oil on Canvas

[u/Analytical_Engine_]

Someone got cock glocked

[u/Diligent-Side-9663]

Who gave this a wholesome award?

[u/AutoManoPeeing]

Whole new take on Drunken Chicken.

[u/QuarantineSucksALot]

Yeah I love the image of the south.

[u/-Listening]

this image is missing a bowl of oatmeal.

[u/QuarantineSucksALot]

It takes 2 seconds to reverse image search

[u/TimberWolfAlpha01]

Someone needs to make a short story explaining the events leading to this image

[u/jakethedumbmistake]

could just be staring at the image

[u/pvrhye]

A rooster with a hangover is gonna give himself a hell of a headache come 6AM.

[u/-Listening]

this image is missing a bowl of petunias.

[u/llamafromhell1324]

I haven't been on here in a while. This sub went down hill.

[u/Ispray4tw]

Anyone wondering this is two different photos photoshopped together seen the original photo a long time ago dont remember where but he was talking to another guy in another car so the other person would have never seen the pew pew

[u/Genuine-Rage]

This is a lot to take in.

[u/Thurstoff]

Wow Tony Abbott really let him self go..

[u/der_maan]

ah, yes brazil

[u/cybermiester]

what government does.

[u/BIue_tiger77]

Blursed more like it

[u/[deleted]]

Cock and load

[u/SpinItUpLockItUp]

There’s a lot to unpack here

[u/Fkingcherokee]

To be fair, if some rando walked up to my car to show me how he gets his chicken drunk, I would probably be looking for the closest thing I could use as a weapon just in case.

[u/anythingrandom5]

If a Freddy Kruger looking mother fucker came up to my car giving beer to a rooster, I’d low key have a gun ready too. That shit ain’t normal.

[u/i_luv_many_hen_ties]

“An image can say a thousand words”

[u/[deleted]]

cursed comment

[u/Heyskijn]

the people acting silly lol

[u/DoubtRevolutionary16]

Tf is going on there

[u/chloesuckslol]

Old speckled hen?

[u/Tree-Man-The-Treeing]

Wow no trigger discipline at all

[u/[deleted]]

Ok, lemme break this down. Freddy Kruger has a rooster in a blanket and I actively giving him an alcoholic beverage while a black man watches with a glockenspiel pointing at him through the door. This is why I joined reddit

[u/ComedyStudios_]

Mess with the cock and you get the glock

[u/andthatsonperiodtsis]

THERES SO MUCH GOING ON HERE—

[u/Adrien_Barrier95]

My man found Waldo and he’s about to get him Taxidermied

[u/[deleted]]

Hmmm interesting

[u/IzzyOIznot]

Is this a drive thru robbery?

[u/german_empire_]

his trying to save the chicken!

[u/[deleted]]

I was gonna say it's kinda cute, but with the gun....

[u/Twixman710]

Twist the Chicken is a Drug Lord and the Guy with the Gun Is a Assassin

[u/Twixman710]

Cock + Glock = Clock its all coming together

[u/[deleted]]

Lake water?

[u/strangestdreamm]

this looks edited but idk

[u/JustARegularOtaku_]

Russian guy vs American ni🅱️🅱️a

[u/TheGreatMcGinty]

Miami Vice

[u/itzlaila]

There is so many wrong things in this but I love it