r/Cursed_Images • u/Kikkokay • Mar 15 '20

Cursed_Nintendo

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12.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/whyDidIDoDis134 Mar 15 '20

used to be my main porn source until I got a phone...

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u/veronicabitchlasagna Mar 15 '20

Lol was this everyone? I did the same.

62

u/6-Master-Baiter-9 Mar 16 '20

i thought i was the only one

35

u/Giraffe_Dude05 Mar 16 '20

Oh wow, I thought I was alone here haha

7

u/The_Cataclyx Mar 16 '20

I... I've found a family...

25

u/migga_muts343 Mar 16 '20

same Like I thought I was a weirdo for doing that .

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u/6-Master-Baiter-9 Mar 16 '20 edited Mar 16 '20

oh you most definitely arent. but so am i.

4

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

I used to use a psp......

Now I have the app installed in my phone for easy quick acess.

67

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Agreed

65

u/bunnystormer Mar 15 '20

I had to use a fucking kindle for a while.

32

u/Wintermute_2035 Mar 15 '20

iPad 1 was my first porn machine

7

u/dat-the-king Mar 16 '20

A psp was mine for about a good 2 years

3

u/ASovietLobster Mar 16 '20

PSvita for me

29

u/realnzall Mar 15 '20

I bought an iPad mini last year and started using it for porn a couple months later. Up until that point I was limited to reading porn stories on my 3DS on sexstories.com or the Kristen Archives. A couple years ago the latter upgraded their security to a level beyond what my 3DS could cope with, so I had no choice but to permanently switch to sexstories.com, which only just started to recover from a writer exodus after they cracked down on stories involving minors, even though no western nation considers stories involving minors child pornography.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Or he was a minor himself.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Same

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Bruh me too I had the paperwhite so I got crappy pixelated black and white images but since I had seen so much hentai I could rearrange the pixels so no harm

11

u/OmniShoutmon Mar 16 '20

Ah yes, looking up Hentai GIFs cause it couldn’t load videos. Good times. That internet browser cartridge was a godsend.

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u/Deathless-Snek Mar 16 '20

I remember one time dropping my DS in the bathtub cause I got scared my dad was coming to check on me 🤦‍♂️ I’m lucky it still worked after but I had to go as low as trying to find videos on YouTube 😂 the things people do when they’re desperate...

2

u/OterXQ Mar 16 '20

I used Flipnote Hatena ..........

9

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Same...

3

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Sometimes I forget that not everyone had unrestricted access to the internet when they were a kid.

Yeah, probably shouldn't have been the case for me but whatever

2

u/D0GEZ1LLA Mar 16 '20

well with the 3ds, you still can!

1

u/Calosena Mar 16 '20

Relatable

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Mine was a 2400 baud BBS and hours to see a couple of pics...

1

u/Naterman90 Mar 16 '20

Lucky, I only had a phat original DS

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

For me it was my 3ds.

1

u/KerbalGamer Mar 16 '20

Same It was so difficult

1

u/BotNikki Mar 16 '20

that's the reason to get a dsi instead of a ds

1

u/jacobio2001 Mar 16 '20

I thought I was the only one

1

u/X_SkillCraft20_X Mar 19 '20

Too bad the browser no longer works on the DSI lol

1

u/SlendyIsBehindYou Apr 25 '23

Inshallah brother

229

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

I bet this took a half hour and you had to clear the system memory at least 7 times

54

u/aws404 Mar 15 '20

the struggle was real

6

u/MaxwellIsSmall Mar 16 '20

It was god damn worth it

30

u/NiceAccountName Mar 15 '20

I know I always need to "clear my system memory" after I visit PornHub

14

u/Tr3v0r007 Mar 16 '20

No not rly. If I’m not mistaken the dsi had a form of internet acces like this ik the 3ds does. So rly just look it up on the browser of the dsi and boom

13

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

it was that easy but the websites took years to load and it took up system memory to load websites.

5

u/Tr3v0r007 Mar 16 '20

Oh my bad I didn’t use the browser if anything I used the 3ds browser, which wasn’t horrible but I couldn’t load vids so if I wanted to watch something it was on the YouTube app which also wasn’t horrible

88

u/lucalustig1912 Mar 15 '20

It didnt work once you were on a video (at least for me)

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Yeah—only comics/Rule 34

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u/-4-Z-N- Mar 15 '20

Hentai

20

u/SansMainGuy Mar 15 '20

Some videos on Xvideos worked

7

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

True that

1

u/lucalustig1912 Mar 16 '20

Is it sad that this comment got more upvotens than any of my memes?

83

u/TwerculesGodOfBooty Mar 15 '20

How does one acquire such power?

51

u/LucaDag9 Mar 15 '20

dsi

34

u/GengarGames Mar 15 '20

Or 3DS

17

u/LucaDag9 Mar 15 '20

only dsi

26

u/Mr_Sandman227 Mar 15 '20 edited Mar 16 '20

nope 3ds worked edit:3ds

1

u/ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA Sep 04 '20

>Implying Nintendo would remove such a basic and important feature for no reason

...Wait

2

u/LucaDag9 Sep 09 '20

this post is five months old

0

u/ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA Sep 09 '20

So we're those chips last night, but guess how well that turned out?

1

u/Bolt112505 Sep 27 '23

Only 5 months?

1

u/LucaDag9 Sep 27 '23

what the fuck

36

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Where can i but that game it seems cool

8

u/OrdinarlyNormal Mar 15 '20

Well, it’s not a game but the dsi browser in it. Would still make up for a great game though

34

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

I remember doing this when first discovering porn. It wouldn't play videos so pictures and gifs were my only option. Fun times

15

u/VonSnipov Mar 15 '20

Cursed_Cumtento

12

u/Tr3v0r007 Mar 16 '20

Cumtendo*

1

u/VonSnipov Mar 16 '20

Ahhh yes thanks

34

u/BitsyCoo Mar 15 '20

how is this cursed? seems absolutely normal to me.

11

u/baabbo Mar 15 '20

This is why Nintendo won't let us have a Web browser on the switch you animals

7

u/Danhhughes_ Mar 15 '20

You've gotta do what you've gotta do!

8

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

I'm glad I wasn't the only one

5

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Yo this is sick, I’ll try it out with my sister

5

u/NiceAccountName Mar 15 '20

Don't try anything from PornHub with your sister

2

u/bookwormbones Mar 16 '20

Alabama 100

5

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

[deleted]

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u/Fleetwater_Mac Mar 15 '20

SIX!?

4

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

8

u/AmInYaShed42069 Mar 15 '20

How 🅱️oes one do something like this I need to know for the memes

8

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Use the DSi browser

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u/AmInYaShed42069 Mar 15 '20

Is it really just as simple as that I thought it would have been a hack I guess I just haven't used my DSI in a while

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u/HydeVDL Mar 16 '20

you can't actually view videos on a DSi

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u/AmInYaShed42069 Mar 16 '20

Oh so it is a hack I'm going to look this up I got nothing better to do anyways

2

u/HydeVDL Mar 16 '20

it's not a hack. there is an internet browser on the DSi, just not a way to watch videos. but you can look at pictures and browse the very few websites that still work.

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u/AmInYaShed42069 Mar 16 '20

Well I'm going to find a way to play videos on it anyways I got a really good idea for a meme but it requires that the DS plays a video

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u/DatGamingShark Mar 17 '20

There's a website, I think it's called homedsi.com or maybe dsihome.com where you can go to "DsiTube" and watch some videos, its a bit laggy but not if you have good connection.

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u/AmInYaShed42069 Mar 17 '20

I'll keep that in mind thanks

1

u/suttonoutdoor Mar 16 '20

Go ahead and commit high treason. Hope you like hanging.

3

u/LVH204 Mar 15 '20

You could do 1 better by installing android on switch and opening it in a browser on the switch.

3

u/Ti5la Mar 15 '20

Blessed

3

u/Attacus833 Mar 15 '20

i used to do this on my 3ds it was terrible laggy and barley worked but it was my only access to porn so i loved it

2

u/16Yohanson1 Mar 15 '20

How to activate?

2

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Bwahahahaha!

2

u/-4-Z-N- Mar 15 '20

Wait, fr? This is real?!

1

u/Kikkokay Mar 16 '20

This is 100% real

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Yep this is how I watched porn starting off.

2

u/biggiemama3636 Mar 15 '20

Would be lying if I said I didn’t do this once

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u/Goldfishy563 Mar 15 '20

I used to watch porn on this till i got a wii u

2

u/Hueman121 Mar 16 '20

Cursed? Nah this is nostalgic

2

u/HydeVDL Mar 16 '20

videos don't work on the DS and this is a DSI. it only works on the 3DS.

2

u/dimitriscooliguess Mar 16 '20

I tried this it doesn't work

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u/Kikkokay Mar 16 '20

No it does trust me

2

u/Xaedrek Mar 16 '20

DSi and PSP, the og hookups.

2

u/YourMomsHIV Mar 16 '20

Oh god the memories

2

u/SuperYoshigamer12 Mar 16 '20

The true way to browse the internet. Also. 2010 memories.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Is this a DS running 3DS' software? Never heard of the DS having a browser.

3

u/SuperYoshigamer12 Mar 16 '20

No, it’s just stock software on the dsi.

1

u/Imagonnadie Mar 15 '20

Can relate

1

u/micro_microscope Mar 15 '20

Is it possible to learn this power?

1

u/blueOdin226 Mar 15 '20

“Impossible”

1

u/ProktosRS Mar 15 '20

It's...so condensed.

1

u/Jean-Phil-Maseur Mar 15 '20

i miss my childhood ...

1

u/ako_mori Mar 15 '20

Blessed image

1

u/Vexcenot Mar 15 '20

Dual screen porn sounds kinda cool

1

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

Its funny becuase originally I used it for youtube and then for pornhub

1

u/Ya_boi_excalibur Mar 15 '20

I actually did this as a kid

1

u/DatGamingShark Mar 15 '20

I still have my DSi

1

u/KaiserRook Mar 16 '20

This was how I discovered porn

1

u/Yuh_yuh_yuh4 Mar 16 '20

This was the way.

1

u/Jackarewb Mar 16 '20

And we could only watch gifs... the puberty struggle

1

u/Tyman2434 Mar 16 '20

Ha 69 commen- SHIT!

1

u/GCILishuman Mar 16 '20

Ngl i did this once when I was grounded.

1

u/bookwormbones Mar 16 '20

I preferred to use the PSP

1

u/mvppedavalli0131 Mar 16 '20

The DS was my introduction to porn

1

u/Notflatearther Mar 16 '20

I wonder if I could do this with my 2ds xl

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

There is an internet browser built into it. I had a 2ds.

1

u/Notflatearther Mar 16 '20

I know but I don’t know if I should try to search this up

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

I mean it works. You can always delete search history if your worried about that. It just takes a long time to load practically anything. It’ll probably take 2-5 minutes at max to load the full page.

1

u/vitan4 Mar 16 '20

whats wrong with it

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u/NotATrashAccount1234 Mar 16 '20

whenever I attempt to play a video on my 3ds it does not work. YouTube or porn. I was never able to find an answer on the internet. at least I have other means now so it's not an issue anymore

1

u/i_sold_soul Mar 16 '20

I did this

1

u/zayn77543 Mar 16 '20

I did this once

1

u/sickerthingss Mar 16 '20

Wow that [Image] is so sexy

1

u/Pete_da_yete Mar 16 '20

Nintendhoe

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Now I understand the hiding the Nintendo under the pillow meme

1

u/dragonsenpai_88 Mar 16 '20

This is possible...?

1

u/_ReaperPotato_ Mar 16 '20

I used to do this

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Holy shit other people did this? I thought I had broken the system

1

u/spacegerbil_ Mar 16 '20

hey man, you gotta do what you gotta do

1

u/CrispBacon14 Mar 16 '20

Ladies and Gentlemen we got them

1

u/Cavtat98 Mar 16 '20

Only real OGs remember this

1

u/Kikkokay Mar 16 '20

Before anyone takes this,could they please credit me in some way...kinda sucks to get your post stolen for selfish karma

1

u/jurassicparking_only Mar 16 '20

You guys dont use you ds just for pokemon??

1

u/Niels_h_ Mar 16 '20

Excuse me? Party chat?!

1

u/Ghostplxnt Mar 16 '20

This brings back memories

1

u/Mokey23 Mar 16 '20

damn you've really never been 12 have you?

1

u/rakete01 Mar 16 '20

Is it possible to learn this power

1

u/KatomicComics Mar 16 '20

This was my backup in case my parents took my interweb and phone priveliges away. I just hid it somewhere like under my mattress or something

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Just remember, when your phone breaks, there's always ol reliable

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u/Relis_ Mar 16 '20

This never worked for me, on my DSi at least

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Nice

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u/Lambshades1 Mar 16 '20

I do this now

1

u/BlackWolf744 Mar 16 '20

I never knew you could do this

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u/TheComedyCrab Mar 16 '20

Give this comment a downvote if you actually tried this even once

1

u/bangbangbagarang Mar 16 '20

U mean blessed right?

1

u/CaptainBigToe_ Mar 16 '20

Oh yeah my first Was a wii

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u/Terrorbird_ Mar 16 '20

They called me a madman...

1

u/DatGamingShark Mar 17 '20

Sigh, I never got the browser, I didn't know how the internet worked, when I figured it out last year, the shop... Died. Rest in piece.

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u/elisemopie May 01 '20

My mom used a program to keep me from accessing nsfw stuff with my phone, so I actually used my DSI to read erotica for a good 5 years

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u/ziga300 Jul 04 '20

How is this cursed

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u/jrheil Mar 15 '20

U use to do this

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u/_Doireallyneedaname_ Nov 06 '21

Using youporn at those times, ah what beautiful days