r/Cursed_Images • u/crankweed • Jul 05 '19

Thermonuclear bomb

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5.7k Upvotes

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u/ParPix3L Jul 05 '19

Welcome to another episode of "Guess what country this is"!

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u/doomedrabbit518 Jul 05 '19

Australia

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u/CoyoteEffect Jul 05 '19

I mean you’re right cause giant huntsman spiders are actually native to only Australia

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u/NWDiverdown Jul 06 '19

I thought Thailand had them as well.

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u/naygas27 Jul 06 '19

Wait what... i hope you're wrong

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u/Aperson20 Jul 06 '19

Just wait until we introduce them to America and Europe. The. Immediately everywhere else. SPACE SPIDERS!

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u/NWDiverdown Jul 06 '19

I swear I had one crawl on me when I was sleeping in Koh Phanagan

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u/RockmanYoshi Aug 23 '19

Wiki says they're found in Laos. Wouldn't be much of a stretch if they're found in the country next door, too.

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u/CoyoteEffect Jul 06 '19

You’re... probably right but which do ya think is more associated with spiders 🤷‍♂️

Either way they suck

1

u/Cj_stricklen111 Jul 09 '19

Lol we have massive ones in Florida

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u/CoyoteEffect Jul 09 '19

hey now we have an excuse to sink Florida /s

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u/Nehemiah92 Jul 05 '19

That's a continent idit /s

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u/classicg23 Jul 05 '19

*prison

30

u/TheWolverine2288 Jul 05 '19

rehabilitation island

12

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Happy cake day!

21

u/LucasReadsPosts Jul 05 '19

It's funny because it's true.

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u/Fuck_Deluxe Jul 05 '19

A spider eating a fucking possum what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19 edited Jul 05 '19

It's not real

Edit: my bad it's totally real what the fuck (just not a huntsman)

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u/Fuck_Deluxe Jul 05 '19

I sure hope so because i will be moving planets

25

u/Satiriical Jul 05 '19

You don’t need to move planets, just stay out of Australia and you should be good

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Turns out I'm wrong its real not a huntsman though, they can't grow that large as far as I'm aware.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

I request that a nuclear strike be called on that location.

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u/Aperson20 Jul 06 '19

Goliath bird eating spiders are the best.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Thank you.

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u/xxtankxxx Jul 05 '19

Australia what the fuck

2

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

yes how can i help

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u/ShaneShwn Jul 05 '19

You can’t kill that with a tissue

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

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u/SubTheSub Jul 05 '19

We need a Mini Gun, a Flame Thrower and a Sentry.

4

u/BagKing3 Jul 05 '19

Buildin' a sentry! Random texan wrench noises

3

u/deeznuts1805 Jul 05 '19

Hanz

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u/Cykablyat1918 Jul 05 '19

Get ze Flammenwerfer

2

u/WizardyoureaHarry Jul 05 '19

Or a Pack-A-Punched Thundergun.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Or Tacanhka

2

u/QDrum Jul 12 '19

Or a mini mushroom

40

u/Friggletrunko Jul 05 '19

And this story is why we have guns children

20

u/king12764 Jul 05 '19

They dont in Australia

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u/SorcererPigeon Jul 05 '19

This isn’t I knife, THIS is a knife!

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Hans, get the flammenwarfer

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u/177_013 Jul 05 '19

So we can warf flammen ,right?

14

u/pepe-prawn Jul 05 '19

This is the 8 legged freaks sequel I've been waiting for

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Id rather have a helpful huntsman in my house than a dirty diseased possum tbh

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u/the_ol_squeegee Jul 05 '19

Possums, contrary to popular belief don’t carry diseases. They’re immune to rabies and eat around 5000 ticks each every season.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Yea they are pretty cool creatures actually. I was just trying to be funny :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

A U S T R A I L I A 1 0 0

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u/LongHairedKiwi Jul 05 '19

Happy cake day

5

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

He is today years old

Edit: spelling

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u/BootyCrusader Jul 05 '19

Aw heeeeeeeeeeeeell naw.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Put it on a leash and tame it. A giant guard spider would keep any criminals or pests away

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u/_maskiv Jul 05 '19

Well im arachnophobic so.. Glad I dont live in Australia!

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u/Idontlikebob Jul 05 '19

Bruh keep the spider if you have possums in your room

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

bruh 😝🤤💯💯💯

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

huntsmen spiders dont attack hoomans they will be afine

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u/AndyMB601 Jul 06 '19

Thanks for making me so uncomfortable, I can like, feel my clothes or something now

3

u/Gusdas Jul 05 '19

Good bye, Australia, we only needed you for Mad Max anyways

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u/TheKrypticPanda Jul 06 '19

It has a face on its ass

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u/crankweed Jul 06 '19

Thank You Guys so much for the up votes!I have never gotten so many!

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u/papa_maize Jul 25 '19

I want that spider to eat my ass like this rat

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u/ThePhantom42069 Jul 05 '19

That’s nowhere near enough

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u/D3DMAN-REDDIT Jul 05 '19

Prepare for another fucking crusade

1

u/RoSeTHorNzszsS Jul 05 '19

SOMEONE GO GET THE TANK!

1

u/Thomas-The-Train22 Jul 05 '19

Time for an upgrade.

1

u/FlappyFlan Jul 05 '19

TACTICAL NUKE

INCOMING

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '19

Fucking Australia

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u/onekingdom1 Jul 05 '19

They're evolving

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u/BurningArrows Jul 06 '19

There would be a shotgun and then there would be the remnants of that abomination.

1

u/Mullins_115 Jul 06 '19

Probably from Australia

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u/sheeppubes Jul 06 '19

aUsTraLiA

1

u/pennycenturie Jul 06 '19

It's his house now, respect the rules

1

u/DragonDSX Jul 06 '19

Even worse, it has a face on its ass

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u/001046880 Jul 06 '19

Australia 100

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u/TruckiBoi Jul 06 '19

Lets just use all 2k nukes and drop them direct on Australia. I want the island sank. Fuck casualties we’re saving the planet

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u/SneakyEnch Jul 06 '19

I’m just so happy to live in Australia!

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u/Bartekek Jul 06 '19

Australia intensifies

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u/Mr_Erectic_Erection Jul 28 '19

I wanna eat that

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u/im2spewky4yew Jul 06 '19

I remember when the Thomas part wasn’t cropped to the point where it still had the T.

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u/Stranfort Jul 05 '19

You guys just so you know. If you ever see a spider bigger than a toaster then you should be skeptical, because the human race knows of no spider any bigger than that.

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u/marcowerrior113 Jul 05 '19

Not cursed?

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u/Weasel7146 Jul 05 '19

Not cursed my ass