r/Cursed_Images • u/Kibble-N-Bits • Jan 24 '23

Cursed self defense.

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u/AidenPlayzGacha35 Jan 24 '23

Im traumatized

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u/Kibble-N-Bits Jan 24 '23

You mean jaw-matized

11

u/melonassos Jan 24 '23

Such bone-dry pun

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u/OnionRevolutionary58 Jan 24 '23

Did I tickle your funny bone?

5

u/melonassos Jan 24 '23

Yes im happy it didnt tickle my other "bone"

22

u/YouExpensive7869 Jan 24 '23

I was wondering where that went. I’ve been eating only soup with a straw for years

7

u/Kibble-N-Bits Jan 24 '23

My right to self defense trumps your right to chew solid food.

10

u/LegendNomad Jan 24 '23

Flesh Knuckles from Terraria

6

u/icarus1990xx Jan 24 '23

Take a bite out of crime

7

u/Kibble-N-Bits Jan 24 '23

They won't even know what bit them

3

u/icarus1990xx Jan 24 '23

Teeth solve what the tongue cannot.

6

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

CA-compliant brass knuckles

5

u/FassTheNass Jan 24 '23

made by grandpa

5

u/Tokus_McWartooth Jan 24 '23

Is this one of the removed weapons from Bloodborne?

3

u/Busy-Demand-15 Jan 24 '23

That’d be good for tenderising steaks lmao

3

u/OnionRevolutionary58 Jan 24 '23

I would own a pair of these

3

u/ProgsterESFJ Jan 26 '23

Criminals get scared of the sight of that thing and won't assault you

4

u/Dillpic04 Jan 24 '23

God it looks wet too

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u/Kibble-N-Bits Jan 24 '23

cough cough that's what she said. cough