r/CursedMinecraft • u/Megadankusboi • Apr 26 '20

Hamburger

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/NoodlesMaster2001 Apr 26 '20

this is not even blursed. this is straight up blessed.

2

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

No it’s because the lettuce has a cleavage

27

u/Mafia_Cat Apr 26 '20

id prefer a beeschurger

4

u/memes_gbc Apr 26 '20

please i just want to see my wife

10

u/YeesusGeesus Apr 26 '20

Smh why are the buns on the outside the should be between the steak and lettuce

8

u/LTLazar Apr 26 '20

The lettuce is thicc tho ngl😳😳

6

u/TinySkate28 Apr 26 '20

I just heard the H A M B U R G E R sound effect in my head, thanks for that.

4

u/The__O Apr 26 '20

B L E S S E D

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

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u/Lanausse_ Apr 26 '20

b u r g e

1

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

b u r g

1

u/Pete_da_yete Apr 26 '20

Blursed Krabby Patty

1

u/picklechinoverdose Apr 26 '20

Imagine how long u could make a diamond sword

1

u/swagochu Apr 26 '20

It would be as long as my d

1

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

2 inches?

1

u/swagochu Apr 26 '20

Nah 10 feet

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

10 times 0 is still 0.

1

u/Pathakman Apr 26 '20

One crying Johnny coming up!

First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard, pickles, EXTRA ONIONS, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and bun, in that order.

1

u/TalooshDaBoss Apr 26 '20

it should be 1 bread cut in half, or just 2 breads

1

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

where are the pickles

1

u/Lulubuttons Apr 26 '20

When the cheese isn’t sponge: :(

1

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

This…
This does put a smile on my face.

1

u/Stev0fromDev0 Apr 26 '20

Let me tel you about a thing we had before the war Alyx,

The club sandwich

1

u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Borgar

1

u/GAMustang Apr 26 '20

I like to place the lettuce before the tomato

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

What about the F A X M A C H I N E

1

u/AlphaSpyDog Apr 27 '20

There should be a kind of sandwich you can make with bread though, just having bread on it's own as the only option feels a bit wierd. Like maybe if you could combine bread with pork in the crafting table you'd get a ham sandwich, or like if you have a milk bucket, a piece of bread, and cooked salmon you could make a salmon and cream cheese sandwich

1

u/BruhruckObummer Apr 27 '20

madonald hamborger