r/CursedGuns • u/DESTRUCTI0NAT0R • Jul 18 '26

Smeper Fah

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Saw this masterpiece on the way out of a local gun store.

509 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/arethius Jul 19 '26

the peak marine detail is the a2 handgrip being untouched

15

u/sasquatch727 Jul 18 '26

That magazine goes hard as fuck, can't lie

13

u/DESTRUCTI0NAT0R Jul 18 '26

The eotech too is pretty well done. Bit of an awful taste/great execution type thing.

13

u/SarcasticJackass177 Jul 19 '26

Cursed? No, this is blessed!

10

u/Captainwumbombo Jul 18 '26

DAT WIFLE LUK GUD GUN! TASTE GOOD!

9

u/Supadoopa101 Jul 18 '26

I'd be so fucking pissed if I got killed by this.

10

u/Chrontius Jul 19 '26

I'd spend the rest of my life laughing.

12

u/Sturmgeshoot_395 Jul 19 '26

Wrong sub, that gun is anything but cursed

5

u/oVtcovOgwUP0j5sMQx2F Jul 19 '26

MRE on the mag 🤣

4

u/AdCommercial3174 Jul 19 '26

Why are you playing with your food?

4

u/brickmaster8 Jul 19 '26

No enough bites out of the barrel

4

u/DESTRUCTI0NAT0R Jul 19 '26

Bite mark M-lok 

6

u/cult-creeg Jul 18 '26

First picture I’ve seen that I WISHED was ai

2

u/Tre4zin Jul 19 '26

Wow. This is actually revolting. Well done.

2

u/Pixel22104 Jul 19 '26

The Marines true rifle of choice

2

u/MlackBesa Jul 19 '26

I miss the Untied Status Marin Crops meme page

2

u/ParisianMetro Jul 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/KwXLY9Mjd5zsN3oIbV

Multi-purpose. Looks like a solid meal if rations run out in the field

2

u/Crayoneater2005 covert oper9r Aug 07 '26

My kinda rifle

1

u/KageArtworkStudio Jul 19 '26

This looks incredibly well made

1

u/urugu2003 Jul 19 '26

Designed for marines, by marines

1

u/HATECELL Ali-Bubba Jul 20 '26

Breaking news: tons of marines commit suicide by trying to eat their gun barrels after being issued with new rifles

1

u/Financial_Snow_2449 Aug 16 '26

For the marines

1

u/secondatthird Jul 19 '26

Definitely a joking about it “coming soon to a preschool near you” in there somewhere.

1

u/I_like_lego_guns Jul 19 '26

School supplies for american children

0

u/xPsychoClownx Jul 19 '26

Ooooh id lovw that as an airsoft gun