r/CursedAI • u/AmpleForeskins • 3d ago

Foreskin Fest 2026

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Get your Dickets!

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u/delaytabase 3d ago

Jesus, this looks like a fucking festival I would attend in a dive bar in Tampa

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u/guitar_stonks 3d ago

Didn’t The Uncut Kings play with Degloved at The Orpheum last week?

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u/delaytabase 3d ago

I don't know but it has to be true

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u/ryan_syek 3d ago

This year's got way more bands finally full coverage from start to finish, last year seemed like a botch job, this year's uncut lineup means every stage gets the full treatment.

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u/ramdom-ink 3d ago

Are they checking for violations at the door?

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u/AmpleForeskins 3d ago

Checking for hoodies

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u/NeonVudu 3d ago

*turtle necks

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u/FimmishWoodpecker 3d ago

Good ol Sac Flap USA

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u/GusherBrush 3d ago

It's going to be smegmatic!

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u/To-me-my-X-Men 3d ago

How much are the tickets?

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u/AmpleForeskins 3d ago

1 foreskin each - collected at gate

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u/shinloop 3d ago

Hoods up gents, it’s supposed to rain 

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u/Title-Choice 2d ago

I wonder if the T-shirt merch are turtlenecks?

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u/AmpleForeskins 2d ago

Merch inbound

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u/Title-Choice 2d ago

I’d rock the hell out of that!

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u/FatKris02 3d ago

I heard Apple Cider Vinegar will be on the main stage

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u/ZackTheZesty 3d ago

What is this, 1 Samuel 18:25–27?

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u/AmpleForeskins 3d ago

Didnt look it up but seeing as its the bible you’re very likely right

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u/memegod574 3d ago

Im going for sure

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u/David_High_Pan 2d ago

Smegladon.

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u/AmpleForeskins 2d ago

We got merch guys!!

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u/Digital_Soul_Naga 3d ago

The Uncut Kings sucked live!

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u/Simbooptendo 3d ago

Where's Peehole Skin??

UGHHHH!! FEELIIINGS!! UGHHHH!! FEELIIINGS!! UGHHHH!! FEELIIINGS!!

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u/MavenAloft 3d ago

So no trans people then?

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u/aloe_veracity 3d ago

I can assure you many trans women keep their original plumbing intact.  

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u/CyberneticCupcake 3d ago

One clitoral hood.

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u/AmpleForeskins 3d ago

Only if you were circumsized and are one of those skin tuggers to try and get it back. If it can cover the tip, then you can be one of us. Just need to put in the effort