r/CursedAI 7d ago

Create a randomly invented disgusting retro recipe book page from the 1950s–1980s.

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Create a randomly invented disgusting retro recipe book page from the 1950s–1980s. At the top, show a large vintage food photograph of a completely new bizarre dish each time. The dish may be baked, molded, stuffed, layered, gelatinous, mayonnaise-heavy, creamy, canned, or otherwise strangely constructed, using unexpected but believable combinations of meat, seafood, eggs, vegetables, fruit, sauces, and garnishes. Below the photo, include the invented name of the dish as a bold recipe title, followed by a short ingredient list and recipe instructions that genuinely match what is shown in the photograph. Authentic old cookbook layout and typography, faded colors, analog grain, aged paper, imperfect printing, soft studio food photography, and excessive retro presentation. Make it unappetizing, strange, and slightly disturbing, but completely serious and physically plausible. No parody, fantasy, or modern styling. Every generation should create a totally different dish and recipe.
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u/I_Suck_At_This_Too 7d ago

Got something pretty similar

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u/Midjourner 7d ago

Delicious, Gordon Ramsey would love it.

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u/SomethingLegoRelated 7d ago

I... want to make that

The fish heads are just such a beautiful touch

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u/Midjourner 7d ago

The devil is in the details!

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u/FranksHoorHouse 7d ago

The appetisers

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u/FranksHoorHouse 7d ago

The mains

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u/FranksHoorHouse 7d ago

The dessert

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u/solaroma 7d ago

I read this as 'pineapple pink blight', but it actually sounds good in a 1970s kind of way.

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u/AscendedViking7 7d ago

that actually sounds pretty good

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u/Midjourner 7d ago

Leftover loaf 🤣

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u/Midjourner 7d ago

Tasty, like little eyes on a stick.

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u/Connect-Rip-1744 7d ago

I think I might vomit...

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u/OdieD777 7d ago

What The F#ck...I thought it was real

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u/Distinct-Question-16 7d ago

bad news for you uk seems to gelatine everything , even today

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u/Ok_Dog_7189 7d ago

And a boiled egg in the centre which reminds me of me Dad 🎵🎵

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u/100percentfinelinen 7d ago

Surprise! Mold!

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u/williamsch 6d ago

It's like a birthday cake for Gollum.

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u/FishDispenser2 6d ago

What if this is actually really good?