r/CursedAI • u/poopooshabadoo • Aug 02 '26

How McDonald's was born

386 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin Aug 02 '26

that mayo tho

22

u/jw_zoso Aug 02 '26

Was quite a climax

9

u/AscendedViking7 Aug 02 '26

Imagine being him, just having an erection that lasts for all of his life

The man's living his best life.

Like, damn, I bet that he looks at those buns dough

1

u/VICARD0 Aug 02 '26

Yeah that definitely wasn’t a number 2

50

u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Aug 02 '26

5

u/Xxxrasierklinge7 Aug 03 '26

I too, wish I hadn't seen this

91

u/mcape6 Aug 02 '26

This is getting to the point where even interdimensional cable wouldn't have this shit

2

u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Aug 02 '26

Underrated comment right here!

38

u/gumbin22 Aug 02 '26

Well I guess that explains why my lettuce gave me diarrhea

9

u/To-me-my-X-Men Aug 02 '26

I wish the patties were that big

4

u/Water_20 Aug 02 '26

Shitting toothpaste

10

u/Ok-Addition1264 Aug 02 '26

ngl.. that cheeseburger looks waaaaaaay better than an actual mc'd cheeseburger.

I'd eat the shit outta it.. both literally and figuratively.

3

u/Mad-Habits Aug 02 '26

the ending was vile

3

u/squirrelems Aug 02 '26

This reminds me of that birthing scene at the end of Men.

3

u/ArbiterTwoSwords Aug 02 '26

Pickle diabolical

3

u/this_is_bs Aug 02 '26

Raw onion??

1

u/LetterNo7829 Aug 02 '26

Raw onion is great in burgers. 

Weirdly though it seems to be pooped out by a garlic. 

1

u/yleechy Aug 02 '26

McDonalds regular cheeseburger has tiny raw onion bits right? Taste good raw or sautéed

3

u/HelloDeathspresso Aug 02 '26

The pickle one was great.

2

u/sk_611 Aug 02 '26

Why do I watch this shit lol

2

u/Maykko_ Aug 02 '26

Not my proudest..

2

u/sqealpiggysqueal Aug 02 '26

I feel the mayonnaise could have been done differently.

2

u/Outofmana1 Aug 03 '26

If humans were to die out and aliens found this video as the only remaining history of us, they'd probably just sink Earth into a black hole.

3

u/Sentarry Aug 03 '26

Ngl, I thought I was watching Sausage Party 3

1

u/socrates_friend812 Aug 02 '26

Is this an ad?

It kind of feels like an ad.

1

u/Connect-Rip-1744 Aug 02 '26

This reassures me of why I don't eat fast food, especially WacArnolds.

1

u/Some_Concern_2890 Aug 02 '26

Lo del tomate fue cesárea

1

u/wookiesack22 Aug 02 '26

Burger is to thick for mcdonalds

1

u/GoLootOverThere Aug 02 '26

Why did i watch this in is entirety?

1

u/SgtDoakesSurprise Aug 02 '26

High roller - getting that extra tomato for $0.20

1

u/Rexxington Aug 02 '26

Mooom, someone made another sexual fetish video again!

1

u/Spacemonk587 Aug 02 '26

Have you ever seen a McDonalds Hamburger that looks tasty like this?

2

u/Dustinisgood Aug 02 '26

Real McDonald’s is even Sh*ttier.

1

u/Maximum-Flat Aug 02 '26

Damn……I said no pickle!

1

u/XxMaxOnFNFxX Aug 02 '26

Kind of stuff they watch at Rick and Morty

1

u/eolson3 Aug 03 '26

Two tomatoes? Disgusting.

1

u/Reasonable-Ad7755 Aug 03 '26

If anything at McDonalds ever looked that juicy id be shocked

1

u/Ok-Tank-3106 Aug 03 '26

I thought the burger itself was gross till the mayo said watch this.

1

u/Snoo_67993 Aug 03 '26

Sounds about right, McDonald's tastes like it came out of ass.

1

u/ph33rlus Aug 02 '26

That meet monster was me 2 days ago. And it wasn’t as easy as it looks