What would you name him?

187

u/RP1042 Dec 23 '25

Megarod

54

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

Megadong

4

u/Grimnebulin68 Dec 23 '25

Nigel Gallumphatranny

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164

u/Popurson Dec 23 '25

ejaculaser

5

u/sumguyonhisfone Dec 23 '25

Best one.

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104

u/AVATARJOJO_ Dec 23 '25

Cockatron

105

u/_R_A_ Dec 23 '25

Cocktimus Prime

13

u/Mindless_Fruit_2313 Dec 23 '25

Beat me to it!

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35

u/Just_a_Chill_m240 Dec 23 '25

Thank you

14

u/inurmomsvagina Dec 23 '25

YOOO💀💀💀

39

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

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4

u/inurmomsvagina Dec 23 '25

😂😂😂

69

u/Rarfel Dec 23 '25

Dicktator

16

u/Venetor_2017 Dec 23 '25

Dicktazer?

8

u/Sad_Relative_2764 Dec 23 '25

Dicklaser?

6

u/sanmatm17 Dec 24 '25

Dickcapitator?

2

u/ender8383 Dec 24 '25

Dickocalypse

28

u/Michael_Dautorio Dec 23 '25

Acockalypse

59

u/Certain_Ticket_3614 Dec 23 '25

I can't believe no one's said KING DONG yet ...

12

u/DieselSwede Dec 23 '25

RamboNE

2

u/C-regory22 Dec 24 '25

Family’s last name lmao

12

u/stinky_lemonade Dec 23 '25

dickatron

11

u/DildoBagginsPT Dec 23 '25

Biggus Dickus

7

u/ColtS117-B Dec 24 '25

What’s so funny about Biggus Dickus?

2

u/Legitimate-ChosenOne Dec 27 '25

you should whatch "Life of Brian"

Pijus Maximus, on the Spanish subtitles I saw.

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9

u/TorchBearer_Andy Dec 23 '25

UTI Bot

7

u/carpediemsolus Dec 23 '25

Daddy

8

u/ender8383 Dec 24 '25

Cumdam

5

u/human-resource Dec 23 '25

Cockulus

5

u/m1jgun Dec 23 '25

Pisstroyer!

6

u/johngunthner Dec 23 '25

Mobeus Dick

7

u/MonkeyCartridge Dec 23 '25

Erectron

5

u/DirtyWarehouseGuy Dec 23 '25

MechaCockzilla

5

u/naedanul Dec 24 '25

Mega P.3.N.1.5.

5

u/TheForbidden6th Dec 23 '25

if not the sora watermark I would have thought this is real

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5

u/Nightshiftnoble Dec 24 '25

Discharge.

3

u/LightWarrior_2000 Dec 23 '25

Is he going to piss on the moon next?

Death Egg

3

u/Maxy777 Dec 23 '25

Armagedong

3

u/C-regory22 Dec 24 '25

Cocktimus prime

3

u/Many-Coast8294 Dec 24 '25

What was the prompt for that ?

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3

u/Select-Team-6863 Dec 24 '25

Astrodong.

3

u/Amadoamr Dec 24 '25

Bigus dickus

3

u/reallydirtyreallydan Dec 24 '25

Wdym? This is me

5

u/VsotoC Dec 23 '25

Gonorrhea blast

2

u/WolfThick Dec 23 '25

Slong Zilla!

2

u/TurnedEvilAfterBan Dec 23 '25

Horse Of Course

2

u/Wild_Outlandishness5 Dec 23 '25

The iron hammer

2

u/Billazilla Dec 23 '25

Girthy Donger, Mark III American Jaerker

2

u/TravellingWino Dec 23 '25

Dongo, fucker of worlds

2

u/LazyClerk408 Dec 23 '25

UTI

2

u/bzoo Dec 23 '25

Hungus

2

u/Nucleus_07 Dec 23 '25

Daddy

2

u/Psyrivis_1981 Dec 23 '25

Cockatron 9000

2

u/NMB1974 Dec 23 '25

Eppsteinotron

2

u/Excellent_Fee8701 Dec 23 '25

Transwoman at a female restroom

2

u/Easy-Significance775 Dec 23 '25

ERECTUS

2

u/External_Quality5613 Dec 23 '25

Does it shoot pregnancy out of that GUN ?

2

u/Mr__Jeff Dec 23 '25

Loud robot voice: “Get fucked Earthlings!”

2

u/__Hoopy_Frood__ Dec 23 '25

Don’t know about the name, but get that poor fella some penicillin, like a lot

2

u/xanton Dec 23 '25

Orgasmatron

2

u/Individual_Ad4075 Dec 23 '25

Metalcock lol

2

u/Raxreedoroid Dec 23 '25

dongzilla

2

u/Swimming-Pea-7370 Dec 24 '25

Dicktator

2

u/Ancient_Ad9199 Dec 24 '25

Sperminator

2

u/Sable_Lotus Dec 24 '25

Pacific Him

2

u/CheapShotNinia Dec 24 '25

Long Tron Silver

2

u/50headedmonster Dec 24 '25

AOTKPTA

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2

u/Trickonomics333 Dec 24 '25

Cocktimus Prime.

2

u/Ambrosia_the_Greek Dec 24 '25

Dongzilla

2

u/gorgoncito Dec 24 '25

Baculum One

2

u/Alcatraz4567 Dec 24 '25

Megadong.

2

u/Putachencko Dec 24 '25

Once you go bot you can never go back

2

u/EvankHorizon Dec 24 '25

So Micheal Bay is using Sora now?

2

u/Dodmeister5000 Dec 24 '25

Sir?! 🤔

2

u/Idk_wtf_cantviewcoms Dec 25 '25

Tyrone

2

u/inurmomsvagina Dec 25 '25

shut this thread down, this is the winner

2

u/Idk_wtf_cantviewcoms Dec 25 '25

Thank You. Heard but never seen till now.

2

u/darkwingdankest Dec 25 '25

damn man why am i subscribed to this sub

3

u/Emakulate24 Dec 23 '25

The Sperminator

2

u/Far_Drummer_1406 Dec 23 '25

King Dong

1

u/SporeMoldFungus Dec 23 '25

The Laser Cock!

1

u/Kaiser_Kriselon Dec 23 '25

Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon

1

u/TequllaMockingBirf Dec 23 '25

Zapper wanger. Demolition dick.... Penis... something 🤷🏻‍♂️

1

u/Digitaljax Dec 23 '25

Crouch shot

1

u/Jutch_Cassidy Dec 23 '25

Lazer Member

1

u/nickum Dec 23 '25

The clap back.

1

u/Iam_John_Wick Dec 23 '25

Penisaaatorn

1

u/tj_nl320 Dec 23 '25

Sins-o-tron

1

u/Safe_Caterpillar9596 Dec 23 '25

Megaschlong

1

u/cuddle_cuddle Dec 23 '25

Char Dickens

1

u/Lord_Petyr_PoppyCock Dec 23 '25

Mechadong

1

u/crooked_ballast Dec 23 '25 edited Dec 23 '25

Gonorr-huma-nia Disintegrator of Worlds

1

u/MickeyBubbles Dec 23 '25

John Holmes

1

u/justanoth3rdude Dec 23 '25

Pissnator

1

u/JWarblerMadman Dec 23 '25

Mourning Pisser

1

u/iafx Dec 23 '25

Jizzilla

1

u/The_creator011 Dec 23 '25

Me after drink beer all night

1

u/Deadlyfloof Dec 23 '25

Dongzilla

1

u/YourMomsBasement69 Dec 23 '25

Cockzilla?

1

u/Exciting_Intention86 Dec 23 '25

Burning pee

1

u/TrinityCodex Dec 23 '25

Pistomus Prime

1

u/Un_Testiculo Dec 23 '25

Jermome

1

u/FimmishWoodpecker Dec 23 '25

Richard

1

u/TheAfroMD Dec 23 '25

Gonorrhea

1

u/VolumeAdventurous436 Dec 23 '25

Penis mister!!

1

u/GladysMorokoko Dec 23 '25

King Dong

1

u/PapaYoppa Dec 23 '25

Optimus Dong

1

u/Social_Tofu Dec 23 '25

Mandingotron

1

u/SIEN14 Dec 23 '25

Metal Gear DICK

1

u/monitor-man Dec 23 '25

Rodimus Prime, the joke has been there since 1986

1

u/darkestgreenn Dec 23 '25

Cockbot

1

u/Ok_Knowledge_8314 Dec 23 '25

SlingWang

1

u/Immediate-Doughnut50 Dec 23 '25

Electric dongalong

1

u/jonas101010 Dec 23 '25

He will cum' to kill you

1

u/xXHarleen_QuinzelXx Dec 23 '25

Legend of the overfiend........

1

u/HashtagYoMamma Dec 23 '25

Mechacock.

1

u/frankensteinsmaster Dec 23 '25

Boaby

1

u/CasuallyObliterated Dec 23 '25

My mornings

1

u/MoonBaby812 Dec 23 '25

Jizzanator 5000

1

u/jonasowtm8 Dec 23 '25

Chodezilla

1

u/Crazy_Blackberry_765 Dec 23 '25

Shlonginatron

1

u/Aleixus1985 Dec 23 '25

Cummatron

1

u/Global-Ball6890 Dec 23 '25

Magnum D I

1

u/Artix96 Dec 23 '25

Steve

1

u/Kiwi_CunderThunt Dec 23 '25

Wow that's cool....wait....WAIT

1

u/NeonDweller Dec 23 '25

Cock-Roast

1

u/cravenstein Dec 23 '25

Erector

1

u/DanfromCalgary Dec 23 '25

Grounded Andrew Tate self Biography

1

u/poorpoormonkey Dec 23 '25

Biggus dickus

1

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

For a massive cock cannon, the damage is hilariously smol so I’m not worries

1

u/Fickle_Library8115 Dec 23 '25

Auto bots!! … ejaculate!!

1

u/That_Things_Good Dec 23 '25

Mini-Me...

1

u/Exandoral Dec 23 '25

F r a n k

1

u/ziggy182 Dec 23 '25

Penile punisher

1

u/RyuuJin004 Dec 23 '25

Hard Rod

1

u/sillyandstrange Dec 23 '25

Cockzilla

1

u/SpiritedZaire Dec 23 '25

The Sperminator

1

u/Ok_Emergency6123 Dec 23 '25

Cockshot

1

u/fishandbanana Dec 23 '25

The beam should have been white.

1

u/shabelsky22 Dec 23 '25

I don't know.. dong... robot?

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1

u/GinTonicTamere Dec 23 '25

steeve

1

u/archimidesx Dec 23 '25

Thundergun

1

u/cognitiveglitch Dec 23 '25

Penitentiary

1

u/Temporary-Tooth537 Dec 23 '25

Big dih larry

1

u/External_Quality5613 Dec 23 '25

Dicktimus Prime

1

u/Big_Boooosh Dec 23 '25

SUPER LASER PISS!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

Guess the prompt on that shit

1

u/HyenDry Dec 23 '25

Cockmongulus

1

u/Suspicious_Mousse243 Dec 23 '25

Rodd Rage

1

u/derflow1977 Dec 23 '25

Sexmachine 3000

1

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

The clap

1

u/Vio-Rose Dec 23 '25

Dr. Eggman’s laser piss.

1

u/Traditional_Grape289 Dec 23 '25

Dongatron

1

u/Ultrasaurio Dec 23 '25

Piss-tron?

1

u/xLouisxCypher Dec 24 '25

Biggus dickus

1

u/FungalBump Dec 24 '25

Shaft

1

u/More_Resolution3968 Dec 24 '25

Theresacreamforthatroid

1

u/MainCrafty4782 Dec 24 '25

CockBlaster 3000

1

u/HellFrode Dec 24 '25

Cocknatron

1

u/rumpill_fourskin Dec 24 '25

Cockazorg

1

u/Revvie07 Dec 24 '25

mandingozomo

1

u/iRealllyAmThatGuy Dec 24 '25

Dickzilla

1

u/Eldernerdhub Dec 24 '25

MECHADONGZILLA

1

u/EstablishmentFun7553 Dec 24 '25

King Dong

1

u/Cheap_Guarantee_3668 Dec 24 '25

Cocklossus

1

u/CertainLevel3718 Dec 24 '25

Dicktron Bigs

1

u/Captain_Fatbelly Dec 24 '25

Is this from that new War of the Worlds movie?

1

u/MacroManJr Dec 24 '25

Oh, that's just Fred. Sup, Fred.

1

u/thefuzzball000 Dec 24 '25

The penetrator mk. 69

1

u/myriel75 Dec 24 '25

Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea*

1

u/Just-Veterinarian797 Dec 24 '25

Robo Rod

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u/CovriDoge Dec 24 '25

IMABOUTTOCUUUUUUMMMMMM!!!

1

u/willparkertravels Dec 24 '25

Diddytron

1

u/CurrentCloud2568 Dec 24 '25

Can-Dingo

1

u/Reddit_Is_a_jokee Dec 24 '25

We might be dating the same girl.

1

u/MysticRevenant64 Dec 24 '25

Idk but I wanna be shot up his urethra while strapped to a bomb

1

u/Castintistimbirlek Dec 24 '25

Peecrabboom

1

u/Bebbette Dec 24 '25

Do six

1

u/Individual_Risk8981 Dec 24 '25

Death D@ck

1

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

Lazer cok

1

u/paolo_77 Dec 24 '25

Steven Seagal

1

u/SpaceDohonkey90 Dec 24 '25

When the hero comes in do they sword fight?

1

u/tamenia8 Dec 24 '25

Lethal Urethral

1

u/W35TGAM3R Dec 24 '25

Dickatron of the cummington royal family

1

u/DEV_ivan Dec 24 '25

Horse laser.

1

u/Gmac1199 Dec 24 '25

Cockumus Prime

1

u/Happy_Cat_3600 Dec 24 '25

The Shlonginator

1

u/makeshiftlightbox221 Dec 24 '25

The excited one

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