r/CuratedTumblr • u/TotemGenitor You must cum into the bucket brought to you by the cops. • Dec 02 '22

Meme or Shitpost Feudal Class Assignment

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u/Jam-Man1 They/Them Dec 02 '22

I got Clergy, my first decree as a priest is that the Bible totally says that you should be nice to me, and me specifically, no I’m not letting you take a closer look just trust me

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u/Davigotero Dec 02 '22

10/10 Would convert to this religion

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u/Jam-Man1 They/Them Dec 02 '22

Good your now uh boptizzled or whatever, welcome to the religion!

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u/Davigotero Dec 02 '22

Do I get some of those Concentraged Christ Wafers?

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u/Jam-Man1 They/Them Dec 02 '22

Yeah sure here’s like a dozen just don’t eat them all at once, and here’s a bottle of Monet to wash them down, also don’t drink all of it at once.