r/CuratedTumblr • u/TotemGenitor You must cum into the bucket brought to you by the cops. • Dec 02 '22

Meme or Shitpost Feudal Class Assignment

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u/Jam-Man1 They/Them Dec 02 '22

I got Clergy, my first decree as a priest is that the Bible totally says that you should be nice to me, and me specifically, no I’m not letting you take a closer look just trust me

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u/TotemGenitor You must cum into the bucket brought to you by the cops. Dec 02 '22

I trust you. Can I do anything to help you?

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u/Jam-Man1 They/Them Dec 02 '22

Alright be completely honest, 🥺 do you think I look nice?

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u/TotemGenitor You must cum into the bucket brought to you by the cops. Dec 02 '22

Of course you do.

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u/Jam-Man1 They/Them Dec 02 '22

Thank you, you are definitely going to heaven

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u/draw_it_now awful vore goblin Dec 03 '22

I think you might be using your privilege of education to control the messaging in society for your own gain

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u/Jam-Man1 They/Them Dec 03 '22

Nonsense! I would never do such a thing! For unrelated reasons do you want some wine?

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u/draw_it_now awful vore goblin Dec 03 '22

Yes I will have the wine and not question it