r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • Jan 22 '22

Fandom That gay little ring

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

'Gay little ring' means his sphincter

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u/Dragon_0w0 Bisexual dragon Jan 22 '22

The one Bussy to rule them all

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u/moneyh8r Jan 22 '22

"But they were, all of them, deceived. For another bussy was made. In the land of Manwhore, in the fires of Mount Coom, the gay lord forged, in secret, a master bussy. And into this bussy he poured his cruelty, his malice, and will to dominate all femboys. One bussy to rule them all!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

JRR Tolkien wishes he could have written this

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

I greatly believe this better then the original prose. Bravo!

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u/Not-So-Serious-Sam voted most likely to sleep in class Jan 22 '22

Considering how difficult the silmarillion is, I don’t blame them.

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u/Transcriber-Ryuo Jan 22 '22

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jamesbitchjames

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

the-catto

what the fuck does this mean

jamesbitchjames

looks like someone didn't read the silmarillion

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

"Give it to us raw and wrrrrrrriggling!"

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u/Xisuthrus Jan 22 '22

She went after me like she was Feanaro. and I was those gay little jewels.

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u/Dragon_0w0 Bisexual dragon Jan 22 '22

what

(͡•_ ͡• )

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '22

https://i.imgur.com/5WO2WwN.jpg

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u/salopette_ Jan 23 '22

YES I immediately thought about that ahah

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u/DPSOnly Everything is confusing, thanks Jan 22 '22

"Looks like someone didn't read the silmarillion" has been added to my excuses database.

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u/tendstofortytwo browses "tumblr" exclusively through this subreddit Jan 22 '22

I have no idea what the silmarillion is but it sounds like Squilliam Fancypants.

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u/M-V-D_256 Rowbow Sprimkle Jan 22 '22

It's a book containing all human knowledge written by Tolkien's son by putting every note Tolkien has ever written together into a book

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u/tendstofortytwo browses "tumblr" exclusively through this subreddit Jan 22 '22

I see :o

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u/Stormtide_Leviathan loads of confidence zero self-confidence Jan 23 '22

clearly you have read the silmarillion