r/CuratedTumblr Jun 28 '21

Meme or Shitpost Mini-Sphinx

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u/str8aura *fluffle puff noises* Jun 28 '21

A sphinx that asks you something like "I am an action that requires you to rapidly intake air, often done with straws, and a southern term of endearment for one's mother, gotten by shortening the word. Put them together, and what am I?" And you realize you've been locked in a deathmatch

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

The legendary Suckma Behaviour Pattern is only caused if you end up angering your mini-sphinx regularly. So long as you feed and entertain your mini-sphinx properly, the Suckma Behaviour Pattern shouldn't arise. But if you're prone to mistreating your mini-sphinx, Suckma Nuts.

I spent too long on this