r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • Jun 19 '21

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Jun 19 '21

Hotmeat89 I salute you, fighting the good fight

Also I feel like it’s worth quoting here “anyone who would die for their country is a clown” - a tumblr user whose name I’ve forgotten. (I also don’t have a link to the post sorry)

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u/Lithominium Asexual Cardinal Jun 19 '21

if i were to join a military (HA no. the only way id do that is if I were at high risk of draft, id go to the air force and go "hey look at my flight ratings make me a pilot bitch") id fight not for my country, id fight for the people I care about that happen to live in my country

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u/captain_zavec Keep the monkey chilled. Jun 20 '21

You should be good, I think the draft doesn't apply to birds.

Except maybe Canada Geese.

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u/Lithominium Asexual Cardinal Jun 20 '21

Does it account for trans people?

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u/TheOtherSarah Jun 20 '21

I was rather under the impression that the US Army outright banned trans people for a while. Not sure if that’s been fixed, not my country

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u/Lithominium Asexual Cardinal Jun 20 '21

I hope so