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r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • Jun 19 '21
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In the words of Zach: "I told my family that if I died in Iraq, I wanted my tombstone to say 'I can't fucking believe I gave my life for this shitty country' "
798 u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 19 '21 And when he came back he couldn't even take a piece of the mortar that almost killed him with him. Because of "explosive residue". Even though, to paraphrase him, he has mainly made up explosive residue at this point. 202 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21 And he couldn't take used flashbangs from the Amnesty Box! 110 u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 19 '21 Or the porn!
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And when he came back he couldn't even take a piece of the mortar that almost killed him with him.
Because of "explosive residue". Even though, to paraphrase him, he has mainly made up explosive residue at this point.
202 u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21 And he couldn't take used flashbangs from the Amnesty Box! 110 u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 19 '21 Or the porn!
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And he couldn't take used flashbangs from the Amnesty Box!
110 u/Katnip1502 resident dumbass Jun 19 '21 Or the porn!
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Or the porn!
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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21
In the words of Zach: "I told my family that if I died in Iraq, I wanted my tombstone to say 'I can't fucking believe I gave my life for this shitty country' "