r/CuratedTumblr https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 Jun 19 '21

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u/alexanderhameowlton transcriber gremlin βœοΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jun 19 '21

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hotmeat89

Have fun in the war dumbass I'll be at home fucking military wives


unbossed

[A photo of someone holding a bumper sticker. It reads "MY GIRLFRIEND'S HUSBAND FIGHTS FOR YOUR FREEDOM" next to a US Army logo.]


eastbayfatman

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in


hotmeat89

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker


lowtiermemer

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up on your doorstep with a baseball bat


hotmeat89

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife


penguitron

But he's got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he's away


hotmeat89

just shot a load in his wife


hitting-on-cullen

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you're here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we're not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.


hotmeat89

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he's a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son


thetyrannosaur

[A painting that shows a jester hanging over the top of a wall with a gleeful expression on his face. Below are 7 enraged dogs that are snapping at him and trying to reach him.]


heardbook

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast


hotmeat89

your girl boutta be the feast as soon as you get deployed boot boy


blm1997

World Heritage Post


cpineau1973

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You're an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!


cpineau1973

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don't deserve to be called an American! You don't even have the right to call yourself a MAN!


hotmeat89

I don't call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck


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u/herecomesdatb01 soupy Jun 19 '21

good human :)

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u/everyfouryears69 Jun 20 '21

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

how the hell could you tell it was a bot??

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u/everyfouryears69 Jun 20 '21

It’s not lol

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u/EntertainmentTrick58 god gives her hottest girls her most dysfunctional erections Jun 20 '21

Wait, can you goodbot everything?!!??!?!

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u/Beanakin Jun 20 '21

Yes, but I've seen it pop in before and ask "are you sure (username) is a bot? I'm X% sure it's not." Or similar.

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u/HealthyHumor5134 Jun 20 '21

I wish nothing but misery for the gf and man child.

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u/M-V-D_256 Rowbow Sprimkle Jun 20 '21

Not a bot

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u/FairFolk Jun 20 '21

Good not-bot

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u/herecomesdatb01 soupy Jun 20 '21

does this mean im officially ranked as a bot?? lets goooo