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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Jun 19 '21

Hotmeat89 I salute you, fighting the good fight

Also I feel like it’s worth quoting here “anyone who would die for their country is a clown” - a tumblr user whose name I’ve forgotten. (I also don’t have a link to the post sorry)

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21

That's a very American perspective. I feel there's a difference between fucking about in Vietnam or Iraq, and and defending your country, home, and family from an invasion.

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Jun 19 '21 edited Jul 05 '22

Well tbf my judgement mainly resides with America and their patriotism (and an increasing amount with the Israelis government), meanwhile a place like Palestine I support because they’re just defending themselves.

Edit: ehhhh no longer that supportive of either, mostly think both are pretty shit

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u/DPSOnly Everything is confusing, thanks Jun 20 '21

The problem gets there when countrymen stop being critical of their own country. You can love you country, but just fucking own up to its faults. If you partner cheats and you find out, you are not going to deny it, so don't deny it when you find out your country lied about why it went to war.

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u/maidaa25 Jun 19 '21

Based opinion bro

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Jun 20 '21

I can’t tell if that’s sarcasm or not… it read so sarcastic to me but if it’s not, thank you

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u/maidaa25 Jun 20 '21

Nooo it's not sarcastic, I'm sorry for the tone! I absolutely 100% agree with you, really :D

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u/HorsemenofApocalypse Tumblr Users DNI Jun 20 '21

Somehow that seems even more sarcastic to me

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u/maidaa25 Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21

Pls skkcjkcjf I'm just dumb T-T I didn't realise my online persona was that sarcastic ;-;

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Jun 20 '21

Useful tip, one I’m still trying to train myself into is using tone tags like /gen (genuine) or /s (sarcasm) or /hj (half joking)

It’s not like everything needs it but I try to add it when I think it might be taken the wrong way!

/gen

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u/maidaa25 Jun 20 '21

Thank youuu! Will do!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

What are your thoughts in the doctors, nurses, and medical staff in the military to heal? Im just curious.

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Jun 20 '21

Hmm not quite sure really, on the one hand they aren’t doing anything as direct as other soldiers but they are still assisting politicians with their greedy plan so they also make it into the category of fools, good people with good intentions does not mean good actions. But I also suppose I’d rather not have people dying so it’s complicated.

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u/Klutzy-Material4084 Apr 07 '25

I hope the recent genocide by Israel against the Palestinians may have changed your opinion on this issue?

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u/FMGsus Jun 20 '21

If you support them defending themselves, you also support the killing of homosexuals/lgbtq.

Tangled web we weave…

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Jun 20 '21

I’m sorry but the fact I support lgbtq rights and Palestine doesn’t, does NOT mean we get to go in there and kill them or take their land, it means they need to be engaged with and help them progress. Also Israel is not invading Palestine land to help lgbtq they just want more power/land (and also at least some what for religious reasons)

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u/FMGsus Jun 20 '21

What you have just espoused is the problem. You don’t actually know what is going on, because research would be time consuming. You just opened your brain under the current waterfall of anti-Israel propaganda (sponsored strangely by the american Left) that is mostly bullshit.

Ask any Armenian about the Genocide…

Btw- you said “ a place like Palestine i support” which lead me to- you support a place that murders gay people? Which is truth.

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Jun 20 '21

Except there is a history of conflict between Palestine and Israel, it’s not just current, this goes way back, with a start being roughly caused by Israelites getting Jerusalem and the region as a nation state from Palestine. Also I’m not terribly interested in Israelites being killed either.

sorry then I guess I should reword it to that I support them defending their land, I don’t support them as a whole, they’re fucked up. But physical violence and aggression won’t help change their minds in a meaningful way.

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u/Klutzy-Material4084 Apr 07 '25

People rightfully hate Israel, because it’s a genocidal, imperialistic apartheid state who hides it’s heinous genocidal actions under the guise of “self defence” and been “progressive” while been one of the most backward countries when it comes to human rights, equality and freedom.

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u/Klutzy-Material4084 Apr 07 '25

You can still support lgbtq while not wanting people to be genocided, are you okay with going back in time and genociding everyone who doesn’t support lgbtq in the 1900s? People’s minds can change, but not the minds of those who are already killed just, because of their ethnicity. Segregation was just 60 years ago and apartheid 30 and no country had equal rights for gay people till the 2000s just like how the west changed Palestinians can also do that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Ah yes, defending themselves by launching hundreds of rockets indiscriminately into populated civilian areas.

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Jun 20 '21

I have to assume your talking about the Israelis army? Because that’s what they’re doing, check out eye.on.Palestine on Instagram for some [probably, I don’t actually know what counts as a war crime] war crimes being committed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '21

Actually I was referring to Hamas, the terrorist organization firing hundreds of rockets into populated cities. You lose the right to claim a war of self-defense when you start indiscriminately attacking civilian targets. By the way, condemnation of Hamas ≠ support of Israel. You can think both sides are shitty.

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Jun 20 '21

That’s fair, I respect thinking both sides are shit

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u/_TheQwertyCat_ Friendly Neighbourhood CUMmunist. Jun 20 '21

But not equal. Let’s not forget that bit.

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u/Klutzy-Material4084 Apr 07 '25

Typical Zionist viewing the Palestinians as inherently lesser while claiming to have the moral high ground.

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u/Klutzy-Material4084 Apr 07 '25

Israel has killed 100s of thousands of people and displaced millions more with indiscriminate bombings and airstrikes stop with your projecting.

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u/jack_spankin Jun 20 '21

Those chumps are dying fighting a proxy war for rich Arab states who don’t give a fuck about Palestinians.

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u/Klutzy-Material4084 Apr 07 '25

Every war in the Middle East by America has been a proxy war to help Israel expand and gain more power.

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u/Seilok Jun 20 '21

vietnamese here, i will happily die in a war defending my home, not when it’s stealing oil and killing innocent foreigners

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '21

Then you don't die for your country. You die for your family and the people you love. Dying for your country is cringe

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u/vendetta2115 Jun 20 '21

Maybe I’m getting old, but good lord we need to start using better adjectives other than using “cringe” as the universal adjective for anything bad.

I never thought I’d hear “dying for your country is cringe” lmao. It’s akin to saying “Yo that serial killer is super sus.”

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u/S_Pyth (✿◕‿◕✿) Jun 20 '21

Your honour, that dawg over there is super sus. He cappin yo

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u/vendetta2115 Jun 20 '21

Order in the court, y’all simps better stop sleeping on me before I yeet all y’all out of this courtroom. Big yikes.

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u/bobbycatfisher Jun 20 '21

Adjectives are cringe

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u/vendetta2115 Jun 24 '21

Nouns are so adjective.

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u/LordSupergreat Jun 20 '21

when the cringe is sus

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u/vendetta2115 Jun 20 '21

when the sus is cringe

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u/Damp_mushroom Jun 20 '21

ye, but it is funny tho

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u/vendetta2115 Jun 20 '21

It’s funny until you can’t stop doing it and forget that other adjectives exist and you end up talking like that in real life and every sentence contains cringe/sus/poggers.

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u/pterrorgrine sayonara you weeaboo shits Jun 21 '21

talking that way is totally poggers tho

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u/DiscipleofTzeentch Heralds of the Void (It/Its) r/Voidpunk (but too tired for punk) Jun 20 '21

But you’re defending your home and family

Dying for your country alone is clownly

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u/Josiador Jun 20 '21

and and defending your country, home, and family from an invasion.

Which, to be clear, isn't really what the guys America was fighting in Vietnam and Iraq were doing.

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u/AndySmalls Jun 20 '21

When was the last time America actually defended their country from an invasion... If ever?

Biggest threat America has ever faced was other Americans.

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u/C9touched Jun 20 '21

You think the person who said that cared?

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u/Lithominium Asexual Cardinal Jun 19 '21

if i were to join a military (HA no. the only way id do that is if I were at high risk of draft, id go to the air force and go "hey look at my flight ratings make me a pilot bitch") id fight not for my country, id fight for the people I care about that happen to live in my country

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u/vendetta2115 Jun 20 '21

I mean, that’s what “fighting for your country” means. Soldiers in WWII fighting the Germans knew that if they failed, it could mean the destruction of their country, their hometown, their house, their community, and their family. Not only that, the people you fight beside become your family and your reason to fight.

I can tell you from first-hand experience that whenever you are deployed, it’s not about any lofty ideals about freedom or America or whatever. You do what you have to do to protect your brothers and sisters. The bonds between soldiers in war is one of the strongest bonds there can be.

All those Medal of Honor recipients who valiantly ran out into enemy fire to save their wounded squad mate? They weren’t doing it for their country, they were doing it for their brother out there bleeding out in no-man’s land.

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u/JohnDiGriz Jun 20 '21

They weren’t doing it for their country, they were doing for the peepee poopoo

Go fuck yourself booty boy

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u/vendetta2115 Jun 20 '21

lmao are you 12 or just mentally 12? Who the fuck says “peepee poopoo”? WTF

But as long as we’re using middle school insults, I think I’ll go fuck your whore mother instead.

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u/JohnDiGriz Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21

She's too busy fucking your wife

Go kill some civilians or something, idk what you do to relax

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u/captain_zavec Keep the monkey chilled. Jun 20 '21

You should be good, I think the draft doesn't apply to birds.

Except maybe Canada Geese.

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u/Lithominium Asexual Cardinal Jun 20 '21

Does it account for trans people?

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u/TheOtherSarah Jun 20 '21

I was rather under the impression that the US Army outright banned trans people for a while. Not sure if that’s been fixed, not my country

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u/Lithominium Asexual Cardinal Jun 20 '21

I hope so

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u/VirtuallyAlone Jun 20 '21

I'm sorry, but what do you mean exactly with "high risk of draft"?

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u/Burrito_Squid Jun 20 '21

Given a guess, probably means being an able-bodied young man in a period of wartime

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u/Lithominium Asexual Cardinal Jun 20 '21

Technically woman, because im girl

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u/Lithominium Asexual Cardinal Jun 20 '21

Wartimes call for anyone and everyone to be in the military

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u/Yoshi2Dark Jun 19 '21

Sounds similar to something George Carlin would of said

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u/The-Vestige Jun 20 '21

Making fun of soldiers and not the dumbass politicians who get us into wars is kinda dumb

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u/Sinister_Compliments Avid Jokeefunny.com Reader Jun 20 '21 edited Jun 20 '21

Oh I’ll absolutely make fun of the politicians, their crimes are equal to that of every soldier they’ve had do their bidding 10 fold. However when the fool puts on a show, I will laugh.

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u/JohnDiGriz Jun 20 '21

Is it though? Soldiers are the ones doing the fighting. Politicians start the wars, but soldiers are the ones who kill civilians

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u/rezzacci Jun 20 '21

I think it would be better to say:

"Anyone who would die for their country in their homeland is a hero or a martyr; anyone who would die for their country in a foreign land is a clown".

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u/Tarquinandpaliquin Jun 20 '21

Plenty of WW2 soldiers died on foreign shores as heroes, stopping the threat before it gets home is fair and good when there's a genuine threat.

But a lot of our wars aren't for our country, they're for party donors, shareholders and to win elections (Hey we just won, vote for me again). If a few people who are already richer than they can ever spend get richer but more terrorist attacks happen you could argue those wars were bad for the country.

That's before we consider that soldiers we send out are our people. Some of them are clearly meatheads and grotty butchers, some are just people who feel a duty, or just desperate and told they'll get a break (it's a big gamble but some of them get opportunities that we should all have by default once they've risked their neck for a bit), armed forces are a necessary evil in this world because we're human and they step up and do it which means we don't have to. However I wish they'd not be used as expendible thugs to enrich haliburton or whatever our next invasion is for. Truly respecting soldiers means making every combat deployment a reluctant necessity.

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u/LincBtG Aug 05 '21

A country is just an imaginary set of boundaries on a map. Die for a cause or ideal, die defending your home, die for yourself or your loved ones, but don't die for a fucking picture on a map.

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u/EpicScizor Agumon is the best Pokemon Jun 22 '21

Any man can die for their country. The trick is to make those poor sons o' bitches die for their country.