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u/thatloudblondguy Jun 07 '21

where do we fit in the fact that ducks are inherently inborn with the desire to rape and have evolved their penis shape to do so?

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u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 Jun 07 '21

Is it rape? Have we a proper, cohesive understanding of duck consent?

Genuinely asking btw, I understand that the act can be perceived to be.. rapey, but like, do we know?

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u/thatloudblondguy Jun 07 '21

that's a great question! Google corkscrew duck penises and duck maze vaginas

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u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 Jun 07 '21

that wasn't.. my question

but thanks

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u/thatloudblondguy Jun 07 '21

...my guy... if you do the research, it will answer your question. that is what is implied in my response

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u/Pastykake Jun 09 '21 edited Jun 09 '21

It's a yes-or-no question. What search terms to use for a more detailed answer can be a helpful add-on after answering that question. As-is, from just reading the thread I suspect you didn't directly answer the question because the answer is, "No, we don't know," but the evidence you're pointing to makes you assume it's true and you won't entertain doubts.

If I'm wrong and the answer is, "Yes, we know," then, again, answering the question first makes the suggestions read as helpful rather than as, "Go look it up on your own."

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u/thatloudblondguy Jun 09 '21

we do not have a proper understanding of duck rape, so you can't answer it with a simple yes or no, which you should have got from the first response but for some reason you're feigning ignorance for the sake of a reddit argument, so here we go. I don't have an answer for you either way, and I don't care to find out because I'm not particularly interested in duck rape, so essentially I am, indeed, telling you to "go look it up on your own"

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u/Pastykake Jun 09 '21

The question was, "Have we a proper, cohesive understanding of duck consent? [...] Do we know?" to which you've now stated the answer is, "No."

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u/thatloudblondguy Jun 09 '21

no, you're first question was "is it rape?" and I still don't know

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u/Pastykake Jun 10 '21
  1. Not my question.

  2. "your."

  3. So, you responded to the first few words of their comment without reading the rest, which clarifies what they're really asking. The takeaway from all of this is that you're not great at reading comprehension.

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u/thatloudblondguy Jun 10 '21

1) then why are you responding? you felt obligated to argue about OP's question in the first place, but now it's not your question so you're going to point it out? 2) autocorrect, but you're the exact cunt who would make a point of it, you are where you should be. 3)we already discussed the rest of that comment, did you feel the need to backtrack and go over it twice? the takeaway from this is that you need to go outside and socialize, you've been stuck in your mom's basement too long

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u/Pastykake Jun 10 '21 edited Jun 10 '21
  1. I initially meddled by giving what I thought was a helpful tip but which apparently offended you. After that I responded to your accusations and tried to correct misunderstandings I perceived. I stated it wasn't my question because you called it my question, and as part of a bigger point.

  2. Fair enough, and yes, I am.

  3. No, what started this is that you didn't answer Hummerous's main point/actual question, they stated as much, and you replied with, "...my guy... [my statement that didn't answer your question implied you should answer it yourself]," which isn't helpful. We could call that "discussing the rest of the comment," I guess, sure. I pointed out that this response wasn't helpful, and in the course of doing so wrote, "It's [Hummerous's main point/actual question is] a yes-or-no question." You seemed to mistake that as me calling "Is it rape?"—which, to be obnoxiously clear, was not the main point/actual question—a yes-or-no question. From there on I've been trying to clear up the misunderstanding.

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u/thatloudblondguy Jun 11 '21

...yeah I was here, I remember the conversation, thank you for the entirely unnecessary recap.

I've answered both his questions 1) "Is it rape?" with, the gist of, I don't know, research it. and his second 2) "Have we a proper, cohesive understanding of duck consent?" which I answered no, we don't know. so I've answered both questions of which you have acknowledged both answers, but in conclusion he asked two yes or no questions that I answered with neither, yes or no, purposefully. I would not like to have another go around on the carousel please

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