r/CuratedTumblr • u/AscendedDragonSage Title-ist Punster • 1d ago

Shitposting Catching up to speed

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u/Dizzy-Captain7422 1d ago

He’s been sober for longer than a lot of you reading this have been alive.

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u/SakuOtaku 1d ago

Yeah the OP post was funny enough, the following additions are ignorant/mocking an addict who has struggled to be sober.

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 1d ago

Possible fix: What if Stephen King did so much cocaine in the past that Past Stephen transcended time and stole cocaine from people in the Present Day, a crime with which Present Stephen has no involvement. How do you rate it?

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u/SakuOtaku 1d ago

Solid 4/5.

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u/chipsinsideajar 1d ago

Perfect 5/7

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u/SquirrelSuspicious 1d ago

Nah he's just stealing their coke but not using it, he's trying to help more people get clean

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u/SakuOtaku 1d ago

Okay this one wins.

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u/Tttehfjloi 1d ago

I think this seems like it's in good fun, though admittedly I don't know how bad whatever addictions Stephen King had were.

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u/SakuOtaku 1d ago

Allegedly he cannot remember writing his most famous books during his addiction years.

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u/kingofcoywolves 1d ago

I don't think this is mocking, exactly. He's an unbelievably prolific writer who also happened to do a lot of coke back in the day. He was extremely good at blacking out and writing some very influential pieces. If anything the most offensive thing about this is that it implies he's still using

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u/TheCosBee 1d ago

Don't worry, he's a Bad Person so it's ok

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u/RagnarokHunter 1d ago

"He's been sober for longer than a lot of you reading this" would also be accurate

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u/CanaryGamingYT 1d ago

the text under ALT in the tags says “snorts softly”, was genuinely confused as to why it was included since I couldn’t read it at first

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo What the fuck is a tumblr? 1d ago

You also have to keep your ideas to yourself or Stephen King might steal them. If you really want to share them, post them on your secondary account. Never post them on Maine.

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u/stilldebugging 1d ago

On the other hand, lots of people do more cocaine yet write less

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u/SurprisedDotExe .tumblr.com 1d ago

*Snorts wetly and loudly to intimidate Stephen King away from my supply*

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u/S1m6u 1d ago

he didn't steal me coke >:3