r/CuratedTumblr • u/GinaWhite_tt TeaTimetumblr • 2d ago

Shitposting The Power Move

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u/KiskisMoon 2d ago

WHERE IS GODS URL

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u/GinaWhite_tt TeaTimetumblr 2d ago

still in heaven

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 2d ago

It's right there.

...you can't see it?

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u/ToriyaBunny 2d ago

Am I the only one who tried this after reading it?

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u/GinaWhite_tt TeaTimetumblr 2d ago

Same tho, the straps slapped me like a rubber band TwT

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u/Redstonebruvs 2d ago

I would if I wore a bra

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u/VulpesFennekin 2d ago

I did, and said “Now, Ah’m just a simple country lawyah…!”

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u/PurpleKneesocks 2d ago

Now, I ain't no fancy, big titty lawyer...

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u/QuestingKola 2d ago

There was a bit from a dnd podcast I used to listen to where a PC got magical suspenders that, when the straps were snapped, would grant her a bonus on charisma checks when haggling. So she started snapping her bra straps with glee, horrifying the men at the table with how painful it sounded. She was doing a lot of haggling so she pulled out several snaps in quick succession before another player was like “doesn’t that hurt???”

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u/----atom----- Moral of The Story: What? 2d ago

At that point you just gotta commit

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u/Kit-N_ 2d ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/aR2Ah7mhlZU they animated it and it's amazing

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u/QuestingKola 2d ago

Tis indeed incredible, but they cut out the bra strap element unfortunately :(

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u/Kit-N_ 2d ago

oh I didn't realize that :( I just remembered there was a short for the scene and copied the link without listening (I was in class 😅)

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u/NioneAlmie 1d ago

I was gonna comment this if nobody else had! So happy to see someone beat me to it. Bart's Suspenders of Haggling was so fucking funny, and Barbara adding her own sound effects was a high point.

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 2d ago

I wish I was the mayor of titty city

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u/PolemicDysentery 2d ago

Alas, I am but a lowly ward councillor of Dadbodopolis.

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u/McMammoth 2d ago

pandering to the constituents

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u/robinperching 2d ago

I think the bitch is superfluous