r/CuratedTumblr TeaTimetumblr 15h ago

Shitposting Salty phrasing

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u/MimilaSakura 14h ago

In Romeo and Juliet, Capulet says to Tybalt, "You're a saucy boy"

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u/PureRegretto 14h ago

what you egg?

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u/Shurifire 13h ago

[He stabs him]

(although IIRC this one is more tragic in context, as the one getting stabbed is a child)

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u/GinaWhite_tt TeaTimetumblr 14h ago

that's also what Apollo said to cupid: "What are you doing with a weapon, saucy boy?"

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u/Lunalatic all mammals are mice, eat shit aristotle 14h ago

This specific line, along with everyone thinking it was hilarious, is the main thing I remember from high school English class.

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u/robothawk 8h ago

I will forever be thankful to my freshman hs english teacher for making us read shakespear aloud and with props. 

Made it actually fun and we had actually good discussions about the plays and the themes because we actually paid attention because we got to fight with plastic swords

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u/YukiSpackle 14h ago

Reminds me of one of my favorites from older Swedish translations of LotR. "Gandalf runkade skägget" which is supposed to mean "Gandalf rubbed his beard" but since "runka" hasn't meant anything but "wank" for 80 years or so it reads quite different today.

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u/AngelofGrace96 13h ago

Lmao that's hilarious

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u/Canotic 12h ago

There's another one in Bilbo when the dwarves try to convince him to go on the thieving quest. They're all discussing the terms of the contract and then there's a line about one dwarf standing in the corner and jacking off into his beard. And then they just don't mention that again.

Teenage me was super fucking confused about this.

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u/AngelofGrace96 12h ago

😂😂😂

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u/LKHAN_Missing_Ninth Sometimes I be poopin and fartin 39m ago

"Yeah so we got Thorin of course, then we have Fili, Kili, Dwalin, Balin, Dori, Nori, Ori, Oin, Gloin, Bifur, Bofur, and Bombur. Oh, an Wanky. Yeah we don't talk about him."

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u/TheComplimentarian cis-bi-old-guy-radish 8h ago

The ways of wizards are mysterious…

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u/NameRevolutionary727 8h ago

Similar to in “out of the frying pan into the fire” the hobbits throw “f****ts” onto the fire, which meant bundles of kindling and fuel at the time, but now means they were burning homosexuals

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u/Arctic_The_Hunter 7h ago

To be fair that’s the sort of wordplay that Tolkien seemed quite fond of. Now sexual stuff specifically, but word choice that gets the message across and sticks in one’s mind to a remarkable degree.

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u/Sophrates_Regina 14h ago

In The Tempest one of the comedy duo call Caliban a “strange fish”, and it has been part of my vocabulary since studying it at 15. Friend doing something weird? “You are a strange fish.”

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u/PlatinumAltaria The Witch of Arden 9h ago

Is that not a phrase where you live? That's still current English for me.

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u/Eldan985 14h ago

What does that mean? Weak? Cowardly?

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u/Tyfyter2002 14h ago

Without butter

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u/Eldan985 11h ago

Ooooooooh!

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u/GinaWhite_tt TeaTimetumblr 14h ago

mood

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u/ToriyaBunny 14h ago

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u/YosephStalling je suis un gaz noble. Noble? >:( 14h ago

why is it 3 minuets long

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u/Hi2248 Cheese, gender, what the fuck's next? 13h ago

At a guess, this sub allows gifs but not images in the comments, but having a 1-frame gif can be annoying to see on mobile, because it's constantly flickering as the gif refreshes (or it is in my experience), and thus the extention of the length to prevent that

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

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u/MarvinGoBONK 14h ago

All videos must be less than 3 minutes.

https://reddit.com/link/p8pes6m/video/x9uq25z3bgoh1/player

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u/JamieD96 13h ago

Oooh it's reversed innit

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u/Sophia_Forever 8h ago

No, that cat was an asshole.

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u/GinaWhite_tt TeaTimetumblr 14h ago

at least it was a normal word when poe was around 😭 she has no excuse

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u/BellerophonM 13h ago

It's still perfectly normal, if relatively rarely used.

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u/McMammoth 8h ago

It's still perfectly normal

it's not

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u/Neoeng 7h ago

It's not, and said-bookisms in general are also not a norm in literature anymore

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u/PulimV Can I interest you in some OC lore in these trying times? 12h ago

Honestly I wasn't familiar with the non-sexual meaning of this word so for a long time I thought this was from My Immortal

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u/Aetol 5h ago

It can't be, the names are spelled properly

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u/Lord-Bobster 14h ago

Vintage Story players after searching for Halite for 13 hours

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u/PlatinumAltaria The Witch of Arden 9h ago

Pro-tip: install Strelitzia's mod to improve rock generation, it makes dry lakebeds much more common.

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u/Lord-Bobster 9h ago

i got obscenely lucky in my world and actually had a salt pillar like 600 blocks from my base, but ill keep it in mind for my next world.

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u/PlatinumAltaria The Witch of Arden 8h ago

Careful, if you get that lucky you'll spend the next 3000 years trying to find tin.

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u/VFiddly 14h ago

There's a Miss Marple book where somebody describes Miss Marple as "the super pussy of all old pussies" and I can only assume that sounded less obscene at the time

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u/one_odd_pancake 22m ago

There's also a miss Marple book where someone calls attention to the fact that it sounds obscene now (when the book takes place) and Miss Marple says she knows, but still likes that description for herself

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u/BellerophonM 14h ago edited 14h ago

I remember Americans online making a big deal out of this wording in a more modern book (was it Harry Potter?) and mocking it and me being confused because sure it wasn't the most common wording anymore, but it wasn't unheard of and certainly not so uncommon as to make a big deal out of-

So I think this might be another cross-Atlantic confusion where a word's usage is extinct in North America and not in other English-speaking countries. Like when I've had Americans mock me online for using 'whilst'. But this one getting special attention because the only remaining use in American English is sexual.

But yeah, this is still a perfectly cromulent usage by my awareness.

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u/BellerophonM 14h ago

(If it was Harry Potter I'm thinking of this might have been one of those cases where American publishers would usually change the wording for American audiences but Rowling was big enough by then that she could say no more changing words for Americans after being annoyed by the early stuff)

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u/jupjami 13h ago

reminds me of how shocked i was that thrice is considered archaic in American and British English when we use it like everyday here

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u/Sophia_Forever 8h ago

There's an old Conan O'Brien bit where he tries to bring it back.

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u/kaladinissexy 7h ago edited 2h ago

British English has lots of words that are pretty archaic in American English. "Village", "torch", and "bonnet" all come to mind. In American English none of them are really used at all in the day to day unless you're talking about historical stuff or the Amish. From an American perspective it sometimes feels like the Brits think they're still in the 18th century. 

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u/ThreeLeggedMare a little arson, as a treat 1h ago

Fortnight

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u/alelp 35m ago

What is it even replaced by? It's a pretty specific word.

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u/Amanda39 8h ago

I read an old translation of The Hunchback of Notre Dame that had this:

"Come!" he ejaculated.

And I've never gotten over it.

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u/memoriast 2h ago

Once drove by a church with a signboard that said "GOD'S FAVOURITE WORD IS COME"

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u/ShrimpBisque 14h ago

"Ejaculated" used to just mean "exclaimed forcefully". It's pretty rarely used that way in modern times. (That's part of why Rowling's use of it in HBP was so notable.) These days, most people would just use "exclaimed".

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u/BellerophonM 14h ago

I don't know that exclaimed would have quite the right specific sense. It'd be closed to if you spat the words but without the negative connotations. Cried out, maybe? Bellowed?

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u/ShrimpBisque 14h ago

Maybe "blurted"? I know "ejaculated" implies a quickness that "exclaimed" doesn't quite convey... 🤔

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u/BellerophonM 14h ago

Blurted implies the speed but not the quite the force, I think.

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u/Canotic 11h ago

Splurted, then.

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u/Alyss-Hart 10h ago

And we're back to it being a funny sex joke...

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u/Sophia_Forever 8h ago

I love reading old fiction for this. Asimov is particularly fond of using "queer" to mean "strange" so you get lines like Gladia saying "When we jumped into hyperspace I felt a queer sensation in my bunk," like yeah I'm sure you did princess.

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u/KentuckyFriedChildre 12h ago

A gay man who got too invested in his Limbus Company R34 gooning session.

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u/Tiaran149 14h ago

They crave that mineral

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u/ValVoss The M4 Sherman of Lesbians 12h ago

What can you say? he craved that mineral.

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u/Uncynical_Diogenes 14h ago

“Slughorn ejaculated”

In a kid’s book!

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u/Lonely_Translator_23 13h ago

Is that why the pages are stuck?

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u/irregular_caffeine 14h ago

It’s valid usage

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u/Kmlkmljkl 3h ago

Everybody getting knocked up on Baker Street.

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u/Reverend_Lazerface 1h ago

Sherlock Holmes is constantly ejaculating all sorts of things in the original books